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paigemist

the greatest plan in history

formorrow-sur

captain-peculiar

Anyone: Hey, do you have a minute? I need to talk to you.

Me, internally:

hydro-homies

Realization

sobakasuai-deactivated20200224

The “All for One is Izuku’s father” theory is both interesting and hilarious because any time I think about it, I just imagine Toshinori finding out and having a “I love this child with every fiber of my being and he has my complete trust but how the fuck did I manage to choose the one (1) child of my arch-nemesis as a successor” moment.

sobakasuai-deactivated20200224

There’s also this

All for One: That’s my son

Toshinori, who has been Izuku’s father figure for years by now: I’ve already won this game and I didn’t even know I was playing

poiplefunguy

All for One holding newborn Izuku while forgetting to turn off his quirk stealing bullshit: Ah…I’ll fix that later

Narrator’s voice: And then he never did

sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv

memeclassheroes

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

fireworksdraco

reblog with your middle name in the tags

chromium-phoenix

Actually, the practice dates back to the reason we have middle names in the first place!

Some time around the dark ages, everyone believed in witchcraft and wizardry, like ya do. A big principle of magic was the idea of “true names.” If a spellcaster knew your full name, they could do whatever the hell they wanted to you. Of course, people didn’t want that, but there were enough people with the same first names that you had to give people your surname as well, to avoid confusion.

The solution? A secret name in the middle that you don’t tell anyone (unless you believe that they’re not able to do magic and/or you trust them enough that if they DID do magic, you’d be fine).

horticulturalcephalopod

this is some death note shit

wenamedthedogkylo

Is that why when a parent uses your full name (or even just first and middle name) when they’re angry with you, it feels like they just cast some serious mojo on your soul and you know you are in deep shit?

awildpaige

OP is a fae in disguise do not tell them your middle name

bob-belcher

pangur-and-grim

Pangur just got her paw stung :/ that’s what you get for chasing wasps my dear

pangur-and-grim

this poor fragile idiot

every Cat Guide ever: cats hide their pain as a survival strategy to avoid predation, refusing to betray ANY hint of weakness

Pangur: did you know I’m the saddest girl in the whole world? :c

pangur-and-grim

IT’S SO SWOLLEN! a kitten mitten!

pangur-and-grim

there you go! nice & fat!

(as an aside, 2 days have passed, the swelling has gone away, and Pangur’s back to her usual lawless activities)

mad-hare

The real question is, did she learn from this mistake?

pangur-and-grim

yeah :( instead of chasing insects, Pangur now sits beside me while I read, squinting out over the backyard like a world-weary noir cop

somecutething

carldangerous

This looks like if you gave some newborn god a vague description of a cat and then they tried to make one

justbadpuns

Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar collection DVDs but he will never give you Up

The “friend zone” and unrequited love are not the same thing. Unrequited love is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, I am sad about that.” The “friend zone” is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, you have therefore wronged me.”

Unrequited love is, “My unilateral crush is my problem.” The “friend zone” is, “My unilateral crush is your problem.”

phoenyxgreene

Again for the ones in the back

sfiddy

Louder.

alittle-writer-deactivated20180

Unrequited Love is sad. The friendzone is creepy.

ash3marie

the person who spent two plus years telling me I was his best friend, how close we were, how important i was to him and how important our friendship was to him, completely walked out on my friendship (and two of our other close friends friendships) because we finally had “that” conversation and i made it clear that wasn’t how I felt or what I wanted (despite all the ques and body language and stories i told about other guys I had liked or dated over two years plus that had made that entirely clear i wasn’t interested he just didn’t want to hear it). The mutual friend of our group that he still talked to let it slip that “he hated” me because i “rejected him”. That isn’t friendship, that isn’t unrequited love, it is control. There have been many people that things didn’t work out with for me, that i still loved for a while and i never wanted anything but the best for them, i never turned my back on them . So not only is the “friend zone” the “my crush is your problem” it isn’t real love or true affections. it is a desire to control and have a person the way you want despite the clear signs from the person you supposedly cared about, because if someone saying “you are really important to me but i don’t feel that way for you” makes you hate them, or makes you angry enough with them that you walk out, you didn’t really care about them in the first place, because if you did you would get over it and stand by them once more because they are your friend.