Consulting Terminus

Are you alive? If yes, continue. If no, then you should not be reading this.

[backto5oh5]

My favorite tweet in all of existence

[egberts]

my dad is looking at my blog right now

hey dad, if you’re reading this, i love you.

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

ppl keep telling me things are happening “on easter” and i’m like this disorganized atheist is going to need you to use a numerical date, bud

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[crustysvm]

shit, ima start taxing my own family members cause they be wasting my time.

[kushandwizdom]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[russiansandgod]

[eurofox]

tending the putin harvest

[dr-frohman-deactivated20250915]

[sharingoxygenwithyou]

The book:

The movie:

[jaethefade]

YO THIS GIRL JUST STRAIGHT UP CAME OVER TO MY LITTLE TABLE AT THE FOOD COURT IN THE MALL AND KNOCKED MY SHIT OFF OF IT CLAIMING I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER DUDE. I ALMOST GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A HEAVY SET RACIALLY AMBIGUOUS WOMAN. HER BOYFRIEND WAS THERE AND CAME OVER AND THEY STARTED ARGUING ABOUT HOW I WASN'T REALLY THE GIRL AND IM LIKE BRUH, MY LOADED FRIES THOUGH. I WAS PISSED. I MADE THAT GIRL GET ME ANOTHER LOADED FRY AND LEMONADE AND TOLD HER TO LEAVE HIS WACK AS IF HE MAKES HER ACT LIKE THAT. ESPECIALLY IF HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE MONEY ON HIM TO BUY ME ANOTHER LOADED FRY KNOWING DAMN WELL HE WAS PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE TOO. THERE IS A MORAL TO THIS STORY AND I FEEL LIKE I'D BE DOING ALL OF YOU A DISSERVICE IF I DID NOT SHARE IT: ALWAYS COUNT YOUR FRIES. COUNT OTHER PEOPLES FRIES. COUNT ALL FRIES. BECAUSE I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH MY LOADED FRIES. IT WAS ONLY LIKE FOUR FRIES LEFT. AND I GOT A WHOLE NEW ONE FOR FREE BECAUSE THOSE TWO WEREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO LOOK ON THE GROUND AND COUNT FOR THEMSELVES. THIS IS A TRUE STORY AND I AM CACKLINGGGGG

[skimmingfourstones]

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

this may come as sad news for some of you but Outer Space is Gay. all of it

[moriko]

me tbh

[lesbianshart-deactivated2016082]

[skygenders]

[ashady-story]

My picks for Boo and Callum. I know I know but just... Humor me. Originally posted by Afshan Azad

[abbydraws]

Red

outfit reference: (x)

[ulibeanzz]

everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life

[sixpenceeeblog]

Celeb crush?