THE 5SOS FEELS

I'm Hannah - grammar is not my strong suit - shameless seflies are my favorite kind of selfies - this is a blog for a band called 5 Seconds of Summer

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sitting in traffic with ellen and portia (x)

[dyke-supreme]

omg

[birb-bian]

honestly, I’m so jealous?? 

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i found this lizard in my kitchen licking a marshmallow

[best-of-memes]

all trees are beautiful

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That may be the best response ever

[the-awesome-quotes]

Women’s Problems And Everyday Lives In Hilariously Honest Comics

[mikeysgerard]

This is amazing :D

[uglyassprettyboy]

jesus fuck…the last one lmao

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

All of these. 

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You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for

IMAX and climax

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Blockbuster and cockthruster

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Hulu and Woohoo?

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Amazon Prime and sexy time

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Church and praying for forgiveness

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So satisfying

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omg…this just made me …excited

[iraffiruse]

Homemade camera rig takes stunning close-up pictures of snowflakes

[art-rosed]

I swear snow is like some weird phenomena like aliens or something that shit is fucking art and you know it

[ericscissorhands]

Just a little reminder of what’s to come this year. ;D

Happy New Year!

[theedemaruh]

*seductively flips leg hair* 

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Raise your wands for Alan Rickman

Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, and Slytherins unite.

[bewbin]

What do I do if my crush is taken?

drink literally any other soda 

[isnt]

Children’s drawings of people are almost always terrifying. 

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One time, I was babysitting my little cousin while she was sick. She was going through an imaginary friend phase and always talked about “Joey” or some shit like that. But it was cute so we were all cool with Joey.

So she’s sick and doesn’t really feel like doing anything, but eventually I come up with the idea of coloring and she gets excited.

I get out the supplies and she tells me she’s going to draw a picture of Joey. At this point, I should’ve realized how textbook-horror this was, but I forged on.

We get to drawing and she won’t let me look (“No peeking! He’s not ready.”) until finally she seems satisfied and gets ready to show me her portrait of Joey.

“Ready?”

“Let’s see!”

Mother. Fucking. Joey.

Has spiky orange hair. A blue suit.

Long. Black. Fucking claws.

And huge. BLOOD RED. Eyes.

“…………….oh! He looks… Nice!”

And this is where shit gets all Paranormal Activity.

My cousin, the demonic shit she is, slowly smiles and goes,

“He’s right behind you.”

Fucking hell.

My body goes cold. There is a demon behind me and as if it couldn’t be worse…

“He’s giving you a hug!”

I swear to fucking Jesus, the right side of my body started to burn.

So I slowly pat the invisible shit demon next to me and try not to let it smell the fear/shit in my pants.

And that’s the story of how I got a hug from a fucking demon that a child drew.

[actualdogvines]

this would be the most effective anti-drug campaign

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Imagine watching this while high

[dear-lesbians]

i love this vine

[certan]

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

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@sunalwaysshining

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awwww

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@sconesandjizz

[thetomska]

Congratulations for making it to 2016 even if sometimes you didn't think you could

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