Cowabummer

Ashe | ☿ | 27 | Bisexual | ♒️| INTP "I'm afraid of reality. Not monsters. Not ghosts. Not impossibilities. I'm afraid of the world in all of its honest terror." Titan Trio for life yo

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[sailorbrazil]

how i look like when he tells me to watch out for my teeth when im sucking on him but he forgot to buy me my pepsi while grocery shopping

[sailorbrazil]

the past grabs back

[tangarang]

a bunch of kids are playing out side my house and they have a really intense story going on and i just heard a 6 year old say, panting, in pretend agony “I should have killed you when i had the chance” 

[dogpuppy]

[homunculus-argument]

Nobody wears a sleeveless turtleneck for normal reasons. If you wear one, you're intending to do freak business.

[thecollectibles]

ALIEN by haoyuan li

[the-wylder]

i love the serpent snails so much theyre so cutes

[memeuplift]

[goldenjuniper]

[ID: Screenshot of a post from the subreddit r/MadeMeSmile with the caption “Accidentally said ‘Love you!’ at the end of a call with an important client yesterday. I heard him giggle as I hung up, and I was mortified. Today, I saw he emailed me this:”

The attached image is a screenshot of an email with the subject line “Love you!” The names, emails, and signatures are blocked out. It reads:

“Hey [name]

Just wanted to say that I didn't mean to laugh at you when you accidentally signed off on our call with a ‘love you.’ I just found it funny because I've definitely done that before, and I know it happens.

I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :)

Have a great weekend! We'll follow up about my call with Chris on Wednesday, as discussed.”

/End ID.]

[dydyna]

"I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally"

[malibuklaus]

goomba

[malibuklaus]

[depsidase]

[wizardarchetypes]

HEEELPPP a six year old just came into the nature center and she had SO many questions. it's pouring rain and nobody else is here but her family so non-stop for an hour she had my full attention. by the end of it i had half my field guides open to various insects and mammals and birds and she just kept going.

she became extremely fixated on bigfoot and asked about the ways people try to prove its existence until I was explaining DNA to her, and she asked such thoughtful questions! she said, "what if someone found a skull they thought might be bigfoot, and there was hair left over. could we use DNA from hair to prove it's bigfoot?" but before i could answer, she said, "but if you don't have a living bigfoot that you KNOW is bigfoot, to take hair from, how could you know this hair from this dead bigfoot is really bigfoot hair?" !!!! what an awesome question!!

so this 6 year old and i started discussing control groups in scientific studies and she was so engaged!!

then the bigfoot talk led to discussions of extinction which led to dinosaurs, and she said, "what I don't understand is why people say dinosaurs are extinct, but they also say that dinosaurs became birds. how could they all be extinct if they became something else?"

she asked questions that really challenged me in that figuring out how to answer them on the fly in a way that's digestible wasn't totally straightforward.

a few minutes ago, the adult with her said it was time to go and get ice cream and she said, "can't you see I have 1,000 more questions to ask? i have to just bloooowwww them all out now so you don't have to answer them later."

I saw my younger self in her so much LOL. They said they're coming back tomorrow and I said, "I won't be here, but my colleague knows even more than I do!" And she said, "Well, I hope so. He's gonna need to."

[wizardarchetypes]

I'm glad everyone is as charmed by this kid as I was hahaha! At one point I was just sitting on the floor with her going through a guide to North American mammals, discussing every single cat.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

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Voting ended onJun 22, 2025

[fakeassfriends]

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

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[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

[caats]

[null-and-void-and-gone]

me when my disabilities disable me:

[problemsleuth]

i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

[problemsleuth]

unbutton your shirt and show off some cleavage and wear some sexy underwear and maybe then youll feel better.

[problemsleuth]

everything alright over there champ?

[stellarsoular]

[kosmogrl]

um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for ‘the right time’ and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right time’s never gonna come, and if we keep waiting it’s just gonna turn into an endless cycle