When/If Pizza's on a bagel

Call me Ashe, Getting old/Furry/Author, host of These Hot Idiots, Music Enthusiast, Has terrible opinions and should probably be ignored about 85% of the time. He/They

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I didn't know that a fun cartoon about horses that I liked watching sometimes would cause the weirdest mother fuckers ever to show up and pretty much ruin everything about it, but a decade on and here we are, I guess.

MLP was a fun show. And I liked it, I didn't think people would cause so many problems afterwards, lol.

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A little personal space, dude.

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Have some metal

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Clocked out at 3:16 on 3-16 stone cold day Gimmie A HELL YEAH

[ashenightshade]

Me and my boyfriend being stupid in webfishing

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I voted. Now everyone shut up and leave me alone

[ashenightshade]

Important opinion time:

Yknow I don't really think circus peanuts are on the same tier of bad as candy corn or necco wafers. Like, they're not -that- great but I'd take them if someone offered me some. I'm not really a fan of spice drops either.

[ashenightshade]

New adventurer I'm playing for baldurs gate 3.

Good lord look at his mustache

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[ashenightshade]

A word to the wise.

the more that people learn that just because someone is entertaining in any kind of field doesn't automatically know that they know a single thing they're fucking talking about politically, the better you can sleep at night.

[ashenightshade]

And now for part 3 of 'Will someone who has never played a pokemon game before end up with better takes/strategies than Lily Orchard' I did get my ass kicked once, though.

[ashenightshade]

Pretty much

[ashenightshade]

It's not fair

Every single artist who is like 'I'll draw your cat if you post it' always has like, thousands of asks and I NEVER get a chance to get my cat drawed! It's bullshit man, bullshit.

[ashenightshade]

Okay, so, I'm a dude.

I had a brief period where I questioned my gender, but I eventually settled on I'm a dude. An LGBT dude, but a dude.

I do NOT understand this entire 'whole body deodorant' trend.

Do you guys not shower? I shower once a day. I put on a bit of deodorant for work, and I try to make sure I don't wear the same clothes every day. I don't think I've ever gotten so stinky I would need some kind of foot-ball-armpit deodorant multi combo all over 5 in 1 spray.

You know that, like, your sweat doesn't smell much, its the bacteria FROM not clearing the sweat off, right?

Wash better, scrub places. Don't just stand in the water. That's not cleaning. That's rinsing.

Wash your ass.

[ashenightshade]

My favorite stage of kittens when they try to understand how to deal with doing cat stuff while balancing with their gigantic kitty cat head.

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This band needs like three times the viewers.