Ashenvale Gossip

Yes, you're in a town full of 'monsters' but lets face it, I'm the real monster here. I know your sins, it's just a matter of time till everyone else does. - Mrs. Robinson [this is a gossip blog for ashenvale-rp, please don't send in anything if you are not a part of this rp]

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The Katla twins are totally fucking each other. Thank you, that was all.

Sorry, I thought you were going to tell me something interesting. 

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First twins and now triplets. The gods are smiling down on Ashenvale.

With those three, yes they are. Three perfect boys... Maybe those two will get up to more fun than the Katla twins.

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The pack house is getting awfully cozy. Ronan and Brayden getting serious and Brigid having a baby. Makes me miss them drinking themselves silly and getting shot by hunters.

I'm especially missing the shot by hunters part.

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Coling is over! OVER! DING DONG THAT SHIT IT DEAD!

Oh, what a pity.

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Ronan's been seen shopping for rings. Think a Bronan proposal will be happening soon?

Just what we need, more committed relationships.

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I want Connor to put out a dancing video, 'learn how to dance sexy by Connor Mcsexyass'

Yes.

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Someone bring back Mikus. He is such a pussy now

I agree, though I think his twin likes his brothers new compliant nature a bit more than we do.

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I've left you all alone for far to long, now tell me what I've missed, ask me what you want to know, something to keep me entertained so that I don't have to spill any of your darkest secrets.

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Do the humans in town bore you?

The better question is: is there anyone in this town that doesn't bore me?

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What secrets is Kasa hiding?

Hopefully that she is secretly promiscuous and not as innocent and boring as she seems.

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Plenty of lust and sex at the party, what were some moments that caught your eye?

Does anyone care anymore? It was so log ago.

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Thoughts on the virgin Remi?

No opinion yet, he's done jack from what I've seen, but he has potential to be interesting.

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Everything seem so happy. I need a hunter to shoot a fucker with silver bullets or something!

I'm sure Ashenvale's newest expectant daddy has some, afterall, he did threaten to shoot Aya with some.

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Little fae is walking in dangerous waters with that broody eyed vamprie

Aren't all faces in danger of the vampires? Even the childish half lung had his shot at a fae.

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So Aya left Dex for Richie... does this mean the dubbed "love triangle" is broken at last?

I don't know, is it still a love triangle if one person is still pathetically pining over the girl even though she has clearly moved on?

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Ashenvale seems a lot more dull without all the dying people around. Calm. Peaceful. Isn't it hateful?

More hateful than you could possibly comprehend, but trouble is stirring, thank god.

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I have been away for far to long, be a dear and catch me up?

- Mrs. Robinson