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Consider this band wagon: hopped on

Check out @chthonicarcher’s post of the opposite scenario :)

Friendzoned

[meteor month 2]

[karkat voice] you know it’s actually pretty convenient that your species is also nocturnal since if it weren’t the conflicting sleep schedules would get irritating real fast.

[rose voice] what? oh, no, humans are diurnal. dave and i are just disasters.

incorrect-hs-quotes

Dave: what time is it

Dirk: Let me check

Dirk: AR, play cotton eye joe

AR: *blasts Cotton Eye Joe at max volume*

Karkat, three rooms away: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING COTTON EYE JOE AT 3AM?

Dirk: 3am

#incorrect homestuck quotes

jacquzzi

Another one of my favourite things about One Piece is that everybody is batshit insane. And just when you think you've found a normal person, next chapter you find out they have a special fighting technique that only works if they're depressed and horny at the same time, in a SBS Oda will say their dick is on backwards or some shit.

#one piece #no but let's talk about actual examples #like the scary guy with scars on the sides of his mouth #who got those scars because he tried to fit too many donuts in his mouth at once #law who tried to act cool but he's a big nerd fanboy who hates bread

CG: I'VE BEEN LIVING OFF OF 800 CALORIES A DAY FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS. AMA, OR DON'T, WHATEVER FUCK YOU.

TG: cranky because youre hongry arent you

#incorrect homestuck quotes

dear-ao3

#me #I'd do anything to avoid writing a fight scene #which you'd think with how much shonen i watch i could do fight scenes but nope

tinkerbullisreal

Stupid

#homestuck

acronycalrising

AH’s character blindness is so difficult sometimes lmao. like gamzee for example is more of a paradox than paradox space itself. realistically what we the reader can interpret with our own 2 eyes is that gamzee is a tool. like literally, he is a narrative device in homestuck and absolutely nothing more. he goes from generally average 13 year old troll with a substance abuse problem -> mind controlled narrative tool (cal) -> mind controlled narrative tool (aranea) -> locked in a fridge forever. like ok he’s haha the funny clown but he wasn’t… always??? thats where the dissonance arrives for most people that like or are curious about gamzee (among other homestuck misfit characters) ie) me. like what we see of gamzee is that he was literally just a child in the beginning. he wasn’t even particularly mean like some of the other trolls. but AH expects us to just gloss over that like he does and accept that gamzee is (for some reason) super evil even underneath the layers of mind control and 0 degree of agency he is ever given.

#EXACTLY #Gamzee is a victim!!!#stop treating him so badly!!!#homestuck

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hi im david and i cant dr

#homestuck

My motivation is such a fickle thing. Which would be fine if it would actually hit me at the correct times or if I could hold onto it for more than a few minutes.

#personal