the clown wizard of joemama blvd

jade she/her/meow

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what would you do if you got abducted in an alien spaceship with 10000 little green men and after putting you on a table they form into 1 big man and he places his hand on your face and you see this angelic flash if light and your put right back where you where and everything thing is the exact same except the band mother mother is now spelled and pronounced "muver muver"

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she lincon on my looker til I deandemocracy *swagily leans on special tree and gets sent to wonderland*

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not all Juggalos are homestucks but all homestucks are Juggalos

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she binkboink on my squivert until I *femur breaker scream*

kid running on stilts:

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do y'all have dabloons yet or nah

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wiberd

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happy caramel dance day

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the Tumblr app demon kinda hot tbh

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nepeta found dead in cat cafe sources say that the loveable alien cat being had been "out catted" when a orange cat that had a slight resemblance of Garfield entered the building

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jake english frolics amongst the beans

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From above the Blue Whale almost looks like a submarine...........

[pococurantina]

sees earth's biggest animal: huh. that is big

[elfwreck]

[sew-birb]

Not only is it Earth's biggest animal, it's (as far as we know) the biggest animal to ever exist!

Bigger than any dinosaur, bigger than any plesiosaur. How lucky we are to get to see it!

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not as big as ur mom

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guys help there's this guy at my door and he's screaming something about baseballs and chat what the fuck do I do I don't wanna leave the house but I have dinner plans with my friend

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menstrideruation

[taproot-bread]

Weighted blanket is not enough I need someone to do this to me

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