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âInsta jail? Is that a thing people get done to them?â he mused, raising a curious eyebrow. âI mean⌠Daphne basically rules my house, I donât think sheâs going anywhere any time soon and she isnât even fully grown yet. How did I let myself fall in love with such a demanding little demon puppy?â
âAbsolutely. People are idiots on all platforms.â He rolled his eyes. âSheâs fucking adorable, thatâs how. Thatâs how animals work, my friend. Just be glad she loves you enough to not eat and piss on all your belongings.â









