heavens to betsy

Nearly 30 year old Florida girl currently drifting around in Arkansas, knee deep in grad school, dreaming of a career. Lonely nostalgia junkie. Outdoor summertime extraordinaire. Prepare for comedy and whining.

[quaggly]

last night i took some cold medicine and watched all 3 spy kids movies and passed out and woke up in the middle of the night with a really good idea for a text post and this was it

[flatluigi]

@beesmygod

[undertaletext]

hey wait whatever happened to the murder clowns? did that just suddenly end? i just realized ive seen nothing of that in a while

[qozxe]

one of them became president

[annetsocial]

[minuni]

tbh saying "what kind of white people shit is this?" is racist and you should shut the fuck up

what kind of white people shit is this 

[neo-soulless]

[sharmelshack]

[neo-soulless]

[whoisshe777]

[okaymad]

[liposucction-deactivated2017102]

[d-rad]

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

hotdog good

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

[marauders4evr]

Clinton lost Florida by 3%.

The third party was at 4%.

But hey…at least you all took a stand right?

[orbs-and-things]

Yeah because I voted for who I wanted, not for who everyone else wanted

[marauders4evr]

Yeah?

And how’d that work out for you?

[iraffiruse]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

[socialistburrito]

You are witnessing the artwork of a vine

[icescrabblerjerky]

THIS IS HOW YOU USE A MEDIUM.

[fyblackwomenart]

Oshun Goddess by Bernadett Bagyinka

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

OH MY GOD WHENEVER I SAW “COSMO SEX TIPS” I DIDN’T REALISE PEOPLE MEANT THE MAGAZINE I WAS ALWAYS IMAGINING

[obamabidenmemes]