Asher Is Your God

Welcome to Asher Is Your God! This is an OC RP blog for Ashera'ath, the sex god of dragons. This blog is multi-ship and multi-verse! If you want to play with the dragon, let's talk! Both mun and muse are 25+. NSFW will be placed under a NSFW tag and read more.

[auideas]

Could you maybe give me a list of some of your favourite college au ideas?

“I’ve just arrived at my college dorm building and my room…doesn’t…seem to exist?” AU

“I’ve found myself being recruited unwillingly to a club called ‘The Bagel Club’ - I’m not even kidding when I’m saying that I’m pretty gosh darn excited” AU

“I don’t seem to understand the concept of community naked time - since when was this a thing. I did not sign up for this. This was definitely not in the brochure” AU

“My roommate grew up with 5 sisters, so they do some weird things. I suppose it’s alright, but it can get a bit awkward when I walk directly into something that I wasn’t quite expecting - like that manicure party that one time…quite the doozy” AU

“My new elective for this semester is called ‘Retro Games IRL’. I thought that it sounded like fun, but it’s not what I was expecting at all. Did you know that Pac-Man really does smell a bit like cherries?” AU

“You have a weird obsession with peanuts, and I’m hella allergic, but I guess we can make it work, as long and you stay way far on your side of the room and just never breath ever again or I will so punch you” AU

“We’re both psychology majors, and its great and all that we know everything about the topic, but it would be awesome if you could stop diagnosing me with being a dick - it’s unnecessary and definitely not a legitimate condition” AU

“Apparently there’s a bonfire going on in the plaza tonight where we’ll be burning all of this past year’s notes - how and I going to explain to everyone that I laminated everything already so they would die if they tried to dispose of my work?” AU

“The LGBTQIA+ society at my college is very supportive and involved - there’s even a festival where they paint everything rainbow overnight. I’m not even kidding when I say this. Everything is boring one day. Then over night - everything becomes a magical world of slightly more gay” AU

[azoranai]

If you’ve been wondering why I’ve been so absent recently, I would like to direct your attention to the cutest little baby you have ever seen! Meet the newest addition to the family, Zephyr! (Or Zeffie for short) Zephyr is an 8 week old Australian Shepherd/Boxer mix. She has one brown eye and one blue eye. She is the sweetest little love that just adores to pee on her mum’s bed. (-.- Much to my dismay)

Stay tuned for puppy updates!

[asherisyourgod]

OOC

I’m pretty fucking excited. I just commissioned smartass-telepath for Asher’s elder dragon form. So you should go commission him too. He’s amazing.

[fruitymerchant]

(Totally not ambiguously gay colored promo picture okay guys? :D *shot*)

No seriously this has been a wild ride. I know I haven’t been on much so I’m planning on trying to make it up to people. I’m really lucky to have so much support from the tumblr Community. You’ve really helped me...

[asherisyourgod]

Follow Iri forever. She is a bae.

[asherisyourgod]

Asher Talks!

[ talesofdebt ]

[asherisyourgod]

(・◇・) First impressions of Cheshire?

Asher Answers!

[asherisyourgod]

(・◇・) So Asher, how bout that Cheshire?

Asher Answers!

[lottafandoms]

Send a (・◇・) + A question, and I’ll answer with audio.

[thelovelyarchangeljophiel-deact]

Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts..

[zxdiacy-blog]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[asherisyourgod]

Asher: Fuck this place! PETS FOREVER. 

[whereilivenocarsgo]

When bae is chillin’ but you want to fuck

[asherisyourgod]

What Asher does whenever someone is trying to beat him at video games.

[talesofcheshire]

pillow fight

[talesofcheshire]

He mumbled and smiled as he was hugged close.  Asher was warm and cuddly and lovely…he was happy to cuddle up with him. He nuzzled happily and hugged onto Asher, resting his head in the crook of his neck. “…sorry…I didn’t mean to fall asleep.  Didn’t realize how tired I was…”

He nuzzled again, kissing Asher’s neck gently. “I look sad?” He barely lifted his head and returned the kiss. “Am I too cute like this? Hm?” He yawned. “How long was I out?”

[asherisyourgod]

Asher smiled and murmured. “It’s fine. I’m just a big asshole..” He smiled and ran his fingers through Cheshire’s hair, rather enjoying this moment with him. It was.. well it made him rather happy. He pressed his lips against Cheshire’s temple and wriggled so he could get completely comfortable.

Asher shuddered. “You did look sad when I woke you up. It was like a puppy who got woken up after a long day of play..” He smiled and murmured. “You are cute. You’re so cute and sweet, you’re not good for my teeth..” He grinned wickedly. “Maybe like.. four minutes?”

[talesofdebt]

“I’m sure it will be, I trust you…” He leaned into the hug and smiled slightly at the kiss to his cheek. “I’m not embarrassed.” he was imagining. devil unicorn baby is less innocent than he appears.

[asherisyourgod]

Asher laughed. “I’m pretty sure everyone would advise you NOT to trust me..” He nuzzled Ludger gently. Surely the devil unicorn baby was a cinnamon roll. You can’t tell Asher different. “Then what’s happening in your head?”

[asherisyourgod]

Like for a starter with Black Dragon, the information dealer. 

[ Primarily a cyberpunk Asher (blame dancingassassin​), but I can fit the informant Asher into pretty much any verse. ] 

[blackfirewolf]

one of the most annoying things is making OCs cause like, i’ll develop their character and design but slowly they become their own thing entirely and i’m just holding the scraps of who they were supposed to be and instead they’re basically running away naked across a field while flipping me the bird 

[smartass-telepath-deactivated20]

[ Text ] Hey. Charles. I've got movies if you've got the cute.

[text] I definitely do not have the cute. 

[asherisyourgod]

[ Text ] Are you coming or do I have to come find you?

[talesofcheshire]

Cheshire chuckled. “Can’t have me getting nasty headaches, right? Can’t promise I’ll be cute and endearing if I have the magical equivalent of a migraine.” He smiled brighter. “Warmth and cuddles? I’m very lucky!”

Cheshire tapped one finger to his lips. “But Asher, we’ve just met!” He teased. “I’ve got lots of time.”  He was more than amused.

“They’re weird looking…and…just…weird.” He shuddered as well. There were no hairless cats in his cat folder and there never would be.  They weirded him out too much. “But porn is unrealistic…at least if you find out the fun way…” He teased. “You just want to find the porn collection…”  Wait…he’d been saying stash before, now he’d upgraded it to a collection…oops  “maybe, we’ll see~” he singsonged.

“totally going to have to make it, it’ll be delicious.”  Cheshire was getting a bit redder in the face. 

[asherisyourgod]

Asher shook his head and smirked. “You don’t have to be cute and endearing if you’re hurting. You just ask me to and I’ll flop on the bed all huge and scary looking and let you rub my belly without the trap and be warm and sleep it off.” He laughed and murmured. “I don’t know if I’d call it lucky. What if I had a nightmare and burned half of your bed?” 

Asher laughed and shook his head. He couldn’t do this anymore. It was too funny, though he meant a little bit of it. 

Just a little bit. >.> <.<

Asher laughed and then paused when Cheshire said ‘collection’. His head slow turned until he stared at Cheshire. He gasped. “Scandalous~” He moved closer and wibbled a little, putting his chin on Cheshire’s shoulder. Asher was way too good at these sad eyes. He grabbed Cheshire’s arm and held onto it. “Cheshire.. what do you mean, collection?” 

“Yeah..” Asher coughed and rubbed the back of his head. They were literally talking about a shrimp burger. How embarrassing was that? WHY WAS HE BEING SUCH A WEIRDO? He cleared his throat. “What other things do you like?”