Ash. He/him. 30-somethin' trans guy with a thing for fictional apes (and monsters). Horny blog for Planet of the Apes, Monsterverse and other ape-related fandoms. Nsfw, minors please don't follow. Ao3: ashes_fur_andteeth
Sorry i cant stop make him hot, because he is hot jajsjsjsj
And again!!!!! He is so fucking hard to draw aaaaaaggghhh idk how to draw him, if i draw him like the correct ape anatomy or if i should draw him in my style, more humanoid? Ykwim
Hello again! Same anon as before. I just wanted to say to ur reply, it is absolutely fine! :))
And, I hope you are okay...Real life can be hard, but I hope you are able to put up! Like i said, you can take your time with anything, and do whatever you want. But, just hoping you are okay tho! ❤❤❤
Also, sorry I sounded a bit...Weird from my last message lol. I thought I sounded like I actually LIKED Caesar technically being...Y'know, by the Colonel McCullough, so I just wanted to make it clear I didn't haha! But, I actually love the story so, so much though. Thank you so, so much for writing it, (may I just say, you are such an amazing writer. You should totally write more if you want to, bc u are so good at it) !! :D
I really like your content, and I LOVED that Colonel McCullough/Caesar one! Absolutely amazing! Also, poor Caesar, haha! :))
BUT REALLY -
THANK YOU SO, SO, SO MUCH, HAHA!!!!
Thank you so much, you are so sweet! I'm doing okay! I hope things are going well for you Anon (and so so sorry for not getting to answer your asks!!)
And no worries, I think we all know the Colonel and Caesar wouldn't be a great (or healthy) couple in canon, but it's fun to explore their dynamic in fanfic! (And this is a safe space, if you do enjoy them together it's completely fine with me, I judge ye not ;3 we're all here for the worst but best ship out here :D)
I have been bitten by a bit of writer's block but I'm thinking about continuing the Colonel/Caesar story! It probably will get a bit worse for our poor ape man, the Colonel's expecting him to hold up his end of the bargain and earn his keep. I feel so bad for putting him though the wringer, but their dynamic is very fun to explore!
I kind of see it as almost... soulmate-ish? They're each other's worst enemies, they've been at war for a couple of years, they're completely at odds in their views and ethics, they've robbed each other of loved ones. But then they actually meet face-to-face and in a weird twist of fate, they find themselves mirroring each other, both of them set on the path of revenge. The Colonel begrudgingly finds himself with a respectable equal, and Caesar finds himself looking at a mirror (at the monster his desire for vengeance is turning him into). It's so wrong and twisted, but I like to think the Colonel finds himself obsessed with Caesar, perhaps even becoming infatuated with him?
I have another Colonel/Caesar fic idea bouncing around in my head as well, they're just so fun to shove together!
to the lovely anon in my inbox, I am so so sorry, real life has been super hectic so I haven't been able to respond (and I get a little shy sometimes) but I promise I'm super touched that you like my stories! and no worries at all, you aren't pressuring me at all! ^v^ I promise to respond to your messages tomorrow when I get a chance, because you are so sweet and I really appreciate you a lot! >//<
I can’t wait for the fic that I’m going to write after this fic I’m not writing because I still have to finish another fic (which I can’t seem to focus on).
Title: Peach Fuzz
Rating: Explicit / 18+
Summary: Noa has a slight obsession with Mae's fur.
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“Tell me, once more?”
He trails his fingers up her legs and presses the side of his chin to her thigh as she chuckles. It’s a soft laugh, a low rumble that sends a vibration right through her. Far unlike the breathless ape laughter he knows well, but certainly a sound he’s become deeply fond of.
She doesn’t speak for a moment and he imagines that if he lifts his head to meet her eyes, he’ll find a mixture of bewildered amusement. Mae has given him much the same expression every time he asks this. “Mae?” Noa speaks her name, rolls his face to brush his lips upon her skin and relishes in the soft gasp she rewards him with.
Her fingers press to his head, tickle over the shell of his ear. “I don’t know why you’re so…” she pauses, as though thinking of the right word, “obsessed about this.”
Her thighs twitch as he dances his fingers down, strokes at the soft hairs of her legs. They seem so sparse, tiny strands a little darker than the hair on her head, and bounce under his touch. They're beautiful. He nuzzles into her skin, maps out a path to the space where her thigh meets her hip. She shivers under him, her breath hitching as he breathes in her scent.
He’s intimately familiar with her scent now. So different from an ape, but also oddly familiar. Her musk has grown on him, as much of her human oddities have. He breathes her in again and mouths at her skin, at the hair there and enjoys the way she twitches. He has to bite back a puff of breathless laughter, he knows full well where she truly wants his mouth.
“Noa…” Mae’s whisper seems so loud in the air around them, somehow both full of yearning and exasperation. He lifts his head, away from that tantalising musk and that patch of pretty fur above her cunt.
Apart from her head, he has discovered she possesses only small patches of fur, and peach-like fuzz. The fur between her legs is darker, coarser, and thick with her musk. He longs to nuzzle into it, breathe her in. Instead he angles his head to catch her look of frustration and eyes dark with want. He can’t help the playful grin, “you did not answer.”
Mae’s mouth twists in her exasperation, she huffs out a laugh, as breathless as an ape. It makes something tug warmly in Noa’s chest. “Yes I used to shave it, cut it all off,” she’s rolling her eyes, lips curling up into a half-smile.
He can’t help it, presses his mouth to the secret patch of fur above her cunt in a gentle kiss and she twitches with a sharp inhale. The first time she’d explained the strange human practice he’d been horrified. Creatures with so little of their own fur, for whom it seemed to have somehow crept up from their bodies and wrapped around their skulls, who so easily fell prey to the cold…. Noa cannot fathom why they would want to lose the little hair they have.
He presses yet more kisses to the fur, to the skin beneath, and he can scent how wet she is, how desperately ready she is. Her breathing roughens, harsh little pants as he continues to lather adoring attention to her fur. A growl rolls through his chest, something darkly possessive. Whilst the choice might ultimately be hers, he doesn’t want her to ever cut her fur again.
He’s too in love with the sight of her pretty patch of fur, and the way it presses into the fur of his lower abdomen when he’s buried to the hilt inside her. And he loves the way those hairs look when wet, with her excitement or his seed.
Mae whispers his name again, fingers ghosting over the shell of his ear and he pants into her skin. “Noa, please .”
And he’s not cruel, no matter if he enjoys a gentle tease. The choked cry she lets out when he finally shifts and delves his tongue between her folds is incredibly gratifying, making his own cock twitch between his thighs. She’s deliciously hot, so desperately wet for him and he groans as he trails the tip of his tongue from her entrance up to that sweet bud.
Mae whines and arches into his mouth and he holds her still. Hands pressing firmly on her hips and thumbs possessively stroking at that patch of fur, Noa sets out to make her come once again.
The problem with being a queer man into Planet of the Apes is that a lot of the old posters and merch are... hot.
Sure obviously in context it makes sense that Taylor was stripped and dressed in an animal skin loincloth and dragged around in different types of bondage. It's all about subversion, treating him as an 'animal' and the stripping him of his humanity.
But you know, a scantily-clad man being manhandled or forced on his knees is also just objectively kinda hot. If there isn't a gay porn parody of Planet of the Apes there probably should be.