Rebagels at the Speed of Light

I'm Ash. 25 / NYC / CG Artist. They/them pronouns, please. Gender fluid, bi, polyamorous

[halftruthsandhyperbole]

Today I learned

[ouijubell]

Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE.

Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music on HOOPLA.

Free music that you can KEEP on FREEGAL

You are PAYING for all this with your tax money - USE THEM. Most likely systems will have all 3 or 2 out of 3, so if you aren’t sure call your local library’s reference/information desk and how you can get set-up or started.

[pikestaff-deactivated20200113]

Helpful links to all of the above:

Overdrive: https://www.overdrive.com/

Hoopla: https://www.hoopladigital.com/

Freegal: https://www.freegalmusic.com/home

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More places to find FREE EBOOKS:

Standard eBooks (basically stuff off of Project Gutenberg, but prettified)

Baen Free Library

Book Bub - Free eBooks and Free Kindle books

Bubblin Books

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Useful if you’re an ebook power user: Calibre

[gayerluke]

many libraries also give you access to KANOPY which has free movies (mostly documentaries but last i checked Moonlight was on there!)

[magicalfreezerbunny]

WHAT?!?!

I’m going to my library on monday. no joke…that’s awesome.

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Overdrive has an app called Libby and I love it!

[awed-frog]

Art by Elise Gravel [website | FB]

[nokhizzy]

[divitiasdraconis]

This is the future liberals (me) want

[socialistexan]

[theavengers]

Mahershala Ali for Esquire, March - April 2019

[captaincoffeegirl515]

APPLESAUCE

[dadnoir]

i can’t stop thinking about this stupid fukcing part. literally when has any comic book ever used APPLESAUCE as a burst card. noir, what does this mean. do explosions in your universe sound like someone yelling the word applesauce? im so confused

[captaincoffeegirl515]

Oh gods I looked it up and apparently applesauce was an expletive or curse word back in the 20s and 30s

Noir is SWEARING

[deedubbayuh]

grandma, its me

anastasia

[meterapix]

SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND

[helthehatter]

I’m screeching

[humansofnewyork]

“My great, great grandmother was a vaudeville dancer.  Her husband would do the backstage work.  And that’s what every man in my family has done since.  My grandfather was the head of the NBC electric shop.  My father was a carpenter for Ed Sullivan.  My uncle was lead carpenter for All My Children.  And anything you see on CNN, me and my team put together.  It’s something different every day.  My favorite part of the job is the emails I get from producers and directors, thanking me for a job well done.  Recently they were doing a story on the chicken tax for CNN Money, so I brought in my chickens from home.  That earned me an email with the subject line: ‘You’re the fucking man.’  Once I know somebody’s happy, I move on to the next show.  If the audience doesn’t think about my work, then I’ve done my job correctly.  Years ago I was working at the opera and we were putting on a performance of Figaro.  One of the buildings collapsed during the storm scene.  Wasn’t supposed to happen.  The whole thing came down right as the curtain was closing.  Almost hit the lead singer.  Luckily the audience thought it was planned.  The critic for the New York Times said it was the best storm scene he’s ever seen on stage.”

[ruinedspell]

The Signs as Random Twitter Posts

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[pochowek]

being a wiki admin is the modern age’s equivalent of being a monk

[mega-aggron]

when someone asks me what the kingdom hearts guys without hearts are called

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[star-spangled-jackass]

thank you

[you-or-your-memory]

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

[flubz]

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

[operationsc]

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

[catchymemes]

[autumnbinch]

Living in a dystopian oligarchy is fun

[gokusuns]

it’s come to my attention that not everyone has seen the dub which means they don’t know about this gem

[lennythereviewer]

ALRIGHT CONSTABLE-FROZEN TIME TO RISE AND SHINE!

[clockworkmachineking]

You dare awaken a sleeping god?

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

like! people always reference pride & prejudice as the archetypal “normal girl falls for mysterious brooding antihero” story but they overlook the part where lizzy drags darcy so fucking hard he leaves town and then apologizes for talking to her the next time they meet even though they’re at his literal house

[prideprejudce]

the parallel park one FUCK

[queerfarmgremlin]