fuck bios

all my homies hate bios

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

My life is literally a sitcom

[frogandtoadpdf]

despicable me ruined the word minion whenever i become a supervillain im just going to have to call them my homies or whatever

[lucifer-just-needs-a-hug]

Try being in a group of ten or more Jewish adults 😔

[frogandtoadpdf]

hang on i need to ask some of my jewish friends smth

[frogandtoadpdf]

yeah this is funny

[ecl1psical]

My dad reacts to HS characters!

[Note: HE JUST KIN ASSIGNED MY MOM ROSE FUCKING LALONDE]

[tamamoland]

I will never forgive nintendo for having Lusamine fuse with a pokemon or whatever and turn into this big monster gal and then the game hits you with the battle transition and OH FUCK THERE SHE IS YOU’RE GONNA FIGHT H- [she throws out a pokeball]

[tamamoland]

fuck yuo fuck you fuck you what was even the POINT

[whitepeopletwitter]

[glumshoe]

я не говорю по-русски, но вы возьмете свою странную фотографию лошади, и вам это понравится, мудак.

[lilnasxvevo]

что, черт возьми?

[glumshoe]

я не знаю, что происходит. Я устал и использую онлайн-переводчиков для подделки поддельных русских подписей. Я боюсь, как быстро мои родители стареют.

[narwhalsarefalling]

Я не верю, что ваши предки быстро возрастут, если вы продолжаете смотреть на них. ибо время - это река, которая течет, как море, и не берет ни одного заключенного. доверяете ли вы тому, что говорят вам пальцы? освободить их

[drinkingcherrysyrup]

Наконец-то люди говорят на нормальном языке 

[narwhalsarefalling]

ах, другой, кто говорит на высшем языке! я рад вас встретить. я также боюсь, как быстро мои пальцы ног упадут и боятся за будущее моего младшего брата

[enlightenedrobot]

Я призываю древних демонов. и откладывать на поверхность земли. Истребите человеческие отходы, как те, которые у них есть; пировать их мозги, как поп-пироги прямо из сумки.

[glumshoe]

кто-нибудь в этой теме курил сорняк?

[bunnymoon-phase]

[bimbocracy]

ppl who pit goth girls and barbie girls against each other are miniature-brained. we are two sides of the same coin

[bimbocracy]

i get so many compliments from goth girls like i’ll literally be abt to tell them i love their outfit and they’ll beat me to it 😭they Get It

[bimbocracy]

if i don’t know anyone/have anyone to talk to at a social function and i spot or am spotted by a goth girl we immediately gravitate toward each other and start  a conversation. like every time

[bimbocracy]

smth about the mutual recognition of choosing commitment to the concept over not getting looked at like you’re nuts lol. like okay clearly you have your priorities straight, what’s up

[bimbocracy]

Ppl think the scale goes like this

But really it goes like this

[bimbocracy]

This is so funny bc at first i just thought you were calling ppl clowns for not committing to one color and then I realized that literal actual clowns rly are on the end of the spectrum, wearing as many colors at a time as possible 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[escherenigma]

It’s Day #2 of home-from-work, so I made this.

[minakosroom]

bottom right is wizards

[carcinocasino]

[thediscossessed]

Loving You Wednesday

[thediscossessed]

Aw heck yeah Loving You Wednesday !!!

[cuervus]

you know

[skyr1ms-remade-deactivated20190]

lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die

[skyr1ms-remade-deactivated20190]

lab safety

1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.

[furrypost-generator]

the trolley problem but instead it’s a catboy or a werewolf 

[furrypost-generator]

[arbor-viridanus]

Werewolves can only be killed by silver. Let the trolley run over the werewolf, it will survive.

[furrypost-generator]

one must die

[lotus-of-light]

I eat the werewolf’s ass. This solves none of the problems but I die doing what i loved.

[furrypost-generator]

[tony-hawks-prole-skater-2]

[theofficialvincenzo]

Finally a moment to show off my obsession with solarpunk!

“Overpopulation” is such an easy thing to brainwash people on. I used to believe this until somebody pointed out that you could double the living space of my hometown without developing more land by hypothetically adding one extra floor per building. Do this across the board and you’ve already ended homelessness- but thats not even considering all the millions of vacant buildings just lying around that could be used for housing (fill those up first).

Theres also a more sci-fi concept for incredibly tall, thick skyscrapers and artificial layered mountains that, to my knowledge, are completely within the realm of physical possibility and would house tens of thousands of people. Blueprints were drawn up in the 90s in a few different countries, like Sky City 100 in Japan

And the Ultima Tower in San Francisco

The designs are gathering dust and need proof-of-concept but the basic idea is contemporary: If youre a high-technology civilization and you have too many people, build UP, or DOWN, but never OUT. Then surround the towers with farming space and preserve the rest of nature. You could triple the global population if you wanted to, and not only would you be able to give all of those people the living space of a modest house, but youd actually vastly increase food production (which is already enough to feed all those people and can be doubled like OP said)

And if you still prefer living out in the country? Nobodys saying you can’t! It would barely affect current living accommodations, it would just make things easier for the current homeless and you wouldnt need to pay as much for food.

Or if you wanna look at something that we can 100% do now, literally just combine agriculture and architecture.

These are just concept art pieces of Forest Cities, but there are legitimate plans to begin building living spaces that use plants in their designs. Again, towers are more environmentally friendly than individual housing because you get vastly more living space per acre and if those buildings double as crop/oxygen production then youre basically supercharging nature by “overpopulating” humans.

Remember kids: We are the only species on earth that can not only intentionally save nature, but vastly increase its potential. When people talk about environmental issues and housing crisises by saying “the earth is dying because of human overpopulation,” they’re detracting from any real solution by saying that it’s actually your fault just for existing in a large species. Never listen to them.

[ashestoashesdusttodust]

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

>>LINK<<

as of right fucking now i have officially finished copying over every bit of dialogue from hiveswap, the friendsim, and yes, even homestuck. 

clicking on each character will bring you to their file on google drive with documents containing their sign and every conversation they’ve had, organized by who they were speaking to. 

go nuts :) 

[all sprites drawn by the amazing @hiveswapministrifes! thanks so much!]

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

[ginkgo-mist]

[deitycyla]

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[lepiosprites]

10 years of nepeta!