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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.Ā
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.Ā
I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.
always reblog money snake
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Whyāre you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs ā¦ Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorryā¦
sorry
sorry,not sorry
I love my momza Ā im not taking any chances
sorry
Why does this keep appearing on my damn dashboard!!!
I ignored it and then I felt very, very guilty about itā¦
i ignored it and then i felt very very guilty about itā¦
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Thatās the kind of crap I hate Tumblr for. Itās not sarcasm. Whoever started this thread should be - I canāt even come up with a perfect punishment without reblogging it first. I just hope that you suffer a lot. Thatās all.
Itās evil because you cannot not reblog out of a messed up paranoia
Okay fuck you whoever did this
Seriously?! Fuck!!
Honestly who even makes these anymore
NO MY MOMMY NO BITCHES
NOT MY MOTHER
MOM PLEAS DONāT BE DED
momm y no
im desi and my mom is sometimes mean but I LOVE YOU MUMMA
also who the hell makes these
not risking it cuz i love her way too much
also, youre (the person who made it) an awful person. badbye
No risks with mumma sorry
right where you left me (l.r.h)
a/n: hi everybody! so this is a bit of a longer one that is inspired by the songĀ āright where you left meā by taylor swift on evermore. itās one of my favorites by her because i love the writing and the concept. whether youāre a taylor fan or not i suggest reading and then listening to the song with the fic in mind, it makes the song hit extremely hard. also expect more taylor inspired stuff in the future because sheās one of my all time favorite artists. this one is sad but i live for the angst so whatāre you gonna do? my calum piece,Ā āeverything youāre missingā should be up by the end of the week and iām working hard on my very first michael and ashton pieces as well, which is really exciting. anyway i hope you all enjoy and are being safe (get vaccinated if you can!) once again my messages are always open and feedback/criticism is always appreciated. hugs and kisses to all, thanks - emmy <33
pairing: luke hemmings x fem!readerĀ
summary: you met 20 year old luke hemmings in a coffee shop eight years ago and were sure your life had been decided. you once told him youād wait for him until you were sure he was happier without you. you never thought that day would actually come.
warning(s): angst, cursing, alludes to possible infidelity, itās a sad one so buckle in.Ā
word count: 6.2k
Current time - December 14thĀ
The familiar ring of the entrance bell pulled your attention from the worn book beneath your fingers to take a routine glance at the patrons rushing in from the early December chill. Mitten covered hands, and icy cold flushed cheeks entered one after the other. Your typical seat in the corner of the small cafe was shielded from the penetrating winds that accompanied each person in their entrance but you still shivered in sympathy at each new arrival.Ā
Your steaming earl grey had faded into a tepid puddle at the bottom of your mug as the hours passed on the analog clock that adorned the brick wall in the front. Olive, a barista you had become friendly with over the years approached your table with the cafeās winter speciality, an orange cranberry muffin in hand.Ā
āLast one.ā she said, sitting it on a pine green napkin in front of you.Ā
You reached into your purse for a few spare bills to cover the cost when she stopped you by placing a hand on your forearm.Ā
āOn the house for our favorite customer.ā her eyes were filled with pity as she nodded down to you, and you were too tired to feel embarrassed.Ā
āThanks, Liv.ā you sighed.Ā
āItās my pleasure, besides I always feel like weāre robbing you when you pay full price, you only ever eat half anyway.ā she added as she walked away.Ā
You picked at the baked good, memories flooding your brain with each bite.Ā
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Whyāre you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs ā¦ Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorryā¦
I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG
Hell no.
Sorry
Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.
I couldnāt live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol
I second my husbandās emotion! Lol
This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO
Scrolled past but got paranoid
EU TE AMO MĆEĀ
WHY IS THIS POST BACK?
Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these
These posts blows it but not risking it š¤·š½āāļø
i dislike these itās so rude to feel like I gotta do it
I HATE THESE POSTS
I FUCKING HATE THESE POSTS STOP IT
this is stressing me out i love you mom
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iām thinkingā¦.maybe this is the good luck post
ā¦..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.
Blurb time!
Hi, hello. I both want and need to get back into writing, and while I am planning some bigger pieces, I figured it could be fun to do some 5sos blurbs. I was thinking of doing a series with all these plots, which are not my own, but found here. But thatās probably gonna take me about three and a half years to finish, so...Ā Anyways, please do drop your requests and/or any other ideas in my ask, and Iāll get them done in between hiking, baking and everything else Iām doing in my few weeks of vacation.Ā
100 ways to say I love youĀ
āPull over.Ā Let me drive for awhile.ā
āIt reminded me of you.ā
āNo, no, itās my treat.ā
āCome here.Ā Let me fix it.ā
āIāll walk you home.ā
āHave a good day at work.ā
āI dreamt about you last night.ā
āTake my seat.ā
āI saved a piece for you.ā
āIām sorry for your loss.ā
āYou can have half.ā
āTake my jacket, itās cold outside.ā
āSorry Iām late.ā
āCan I have this dance?ā
āI made your favourite.ā
āItās okay.Ā I couldnāt sleep anyway.ā
āWatch your step.ā
āHere, drink this.Ā Youāll feel better.ā
āCan I hold your hand?ā
āYou can borrow mine.ā
āYou might like this.ā
āItās not heavy.Ā Iām stronger than I look.ā
āIāll wait.ā
āJust because.ā
āLook both ways.ā
āIām sorry.Ā I didnāt mean to.ā
āTry some.ā
āDrive safely.ā
āWell, what do you want to do?ā
āOne more chapter.ā
āDonāt worry about me.ā
āIt looks good on you.ā
āClose your eyes and hold out your hands.ā
āThatās okay, I bought two.ā
āAfter you.ā
āWeāll figure it out.ā
āCan I kiss you?ā
āI like your laugh.ā
āDonāt cry.ā
āI made this for you.ā
āGo back to sleep.ā
āIs this okay?ā
āI picked these for you.ā
āIāll drive you to the hospital.ā
āWhat do you want to watch?ā
āYou can go first.ā
āDid you get my letter?ā
āIāll do it for you.ā
āCall me when you get home.ā
āI think youāre beautiful.ā
āAre you sure?ā
āHave fun.ā
āSit down, Iāll get it.ā
āI made reservations.ā
āI donāt mind.ā
āIt brings out your eyes.ā
āThere is enough room for both of us.ā
āYou donāt have to say anything.ā
āWow.ā
āHappy birthday.ā
āIāll pick it up after work.ā
āIt can wait until tomorrow.ā
āCross my heart and hope to die.ā
āItās two sugars, right?ā
āIāll help you study.ā
āStay over.ā
āI did the dishes.ā
āYou didnāt have to ask.ā
āI bought you a ticket.ā
āYouāre warm.ā
āNo reason.ā
āIāll meet you halfway.ā
āTake mine.ā
āWe can share.ā
āI was just thinking about you.ā
āI want you to have this.ā
āCall me if you need anything.ā
āDo you want to come too?ā
āIāll still be here when youāre ready.ā
āIs your seatbelt on?ā
āSweet dreams.ā
āI was in the neighbourhood.ā
āStay there.Ā Iām coming to get you.ā
āThe key is under the mat.ā
āIt doesnāt bother me.ā
āYouāre important too.ā
āI saved you a seat.ā
āIāll see you later.ā
āI noticed.ā
āYou can tell me anything.ā
āI hope you like it.ā
āI want you to be happy.ā
āI believe in you.ā
āYou can do it.ā
āGood luck.ā
āI brought you an umbrella.ā
āIāll pick you up at the airport.ā
āTake a deep breath.ā
āBe careful.ā
āI love you.āĀ
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in the studio - c. hood
pairing: calum hood x reader
summary: your best friend, and roommate, calum invites you to their recording of their cover of killer queenĀ
notes: i havenāt written for 5sos in SO long omg i miss my 5sos blog rip dis-connectedluke we love her and miss her and sheās coming back we in here also whatsup wrote this little thing thanks to @heartbreakgrillā, who gave me the general idea. :( this is for u sue!!! <3
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āOkay, so,ā Calum said, jumping out of the car along with you and the rest of his band, waving at Mark who was headed into the studio too,Ā ājust so you know, these recording sessions arenāt that short. Mike wants us to do the whole recording today,ā he said, shutting the car door after he helped you out.
āYeah, I know,ā you said, shrugging a little.Ā āYou get home pretty late sometimes. Do you not want me here, Cal?ā You asked, frowning a little. Heād been giving youĀ ājust a headās upāsā all morning, starting from when you asked if you could come with him today.Ā
āNo, no! No, thatās not what I mean,ā he said, sighing as he threw an arm around your shoulder.Ā āI just, itās gonna be boring, you know? I donāt want you to get bored,ā he said, wanting to add with me at the end, but even he knew that sounded too needy.Ā
āI promise I wonāt, I like watching you guys rehearse,ā you said smiling as you knocked your hip against his.Ā āYou guys arenāt that bad, you know,ā you joked, gaining a scoff from him.Ā
āYou think Iād get someone who looks like you to hangout with me if we were just ānot that badā? You must be our biggest fan, or you have the hots for one of us,ā he said, grinning when you gasped pushing him away from you as soon as you walked into the building.Ā
āFor our information, I hang out with you because you get into any concert you want to go to,ā you joked.Ā
āDone flirting?ā Michael asked you two, sitting on the couch seat opposite the couch Luke was laying on where Ashton and Mark waited to start a small meeting. Calum blushed, his complexion hiding most of it. He cleared his throat and walked both of you over to the couch, shoving Lukeās legs off so you both could fit.Ā
āWeāre not flirting,ā Calum mumbled, leaning back against the couch, not meeting your eyes. You frowned. Was the idea of it that embarrassing to him? And then he holds your hand after a second to himself, the way he always held your hand when you two sat on the couch of your shared apartment when watching a movie. When you two were alone. And when he rubs your knuckle, you donāt see him cringe or pull away when the guys stare at you two.
āSo, how do you guys want to do this?ā
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My country is pretty much on a corona lockdown right now, uni is closed and I'm more stressed than I've ever been about that, so I was thinking writing could be a nice break from the world these days! If you have any ideas or requests, please do drop them in my ask, and I'll get them done In between studying. Or, if you have any request from this list of "100 ways to say I love you", that'd be fun to get started on too! xĀ
Why is he like this ššš
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just canāt risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout thisĀ
I donāt play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
Itās been a MINUTE since Iāve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didnāt and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
I need this.
Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year
So thereās this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And Iām sitting there sweating because likeā¦ Iām wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and heās the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say āI can and will kill youā. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes,Ā āSo. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?ā
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went,Ā āYou get it.ā
I said,Ā āYep.ā He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.
Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if sheās gay. I told him he should ask her because thatās not my place and he said he would.
I thought that would be the end of it.
Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (sheās bi) and that both of us have a shot. I saidĀ āYou more than me.ā because heās attractive and popular.Ā
But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked,Ā āBecause Iām tall?ā
So this isnāt lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-
My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said āThis would be easier with a wrenchā
And deadass, dudebro said āHang onā and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack
Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didnāt say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because itās a pretty good book, and he went āYes!ā Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left
Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went ācool I think Iām having oneā
And I was like what the fuck Colin weāre in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test heās stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of likeā¦ smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though heās almost a foot taller than me and yeah
Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I donāt have that many) and fistbumped me and said, āYou always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?ā
And honestly yāall, I wouldāve started crying if he hadnāt sneezed and accidentally smacked me
Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're still very proud of your blog.
via Ashton's Instagram. 1st September 2019
