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🔪 WIN A COPY OF ‘A KILLER CHAT! CHRISTMAS’! 🩷

“Merry f’ing Christmas, losers!”

To celebrate this holiday season, we are giving one lucky player a copy of our new festive addition to the Killer Chat! series, "A Killer Chat! Christmas"!

What do I win?

A digital copy of ‘A Killer Chat! Christmas’, which will be released on the 30th of December! More info written about the DLC here!

What do I do?

FOLLOW our angelrot Twitter/X, Bluesky, Instagram, Tiktok and/or rosesrot’s tumblr.

LIKE and REPOST our social media posts about the competition.

Take a SCREENSHOT of your KC! Definitive Edition Wishlist on steam to help support future KC! content.

SUBMIT all necessary information in the giveaway form!

Deadline: 29th of December at 11:59pm GMT.

We will inform the winner before the game launch on 30th of December - if you haven’t heard by then you are safe to purchase the game!

Other important notes:

You may enter on any number of social media platforms. Each social media post you complete the requirements for will gain you one individual entry (only one social media is required to enter).

We will be gifting the game to the winner directly through itch.io. You must have the permission of the account holder we are sending to beforehand.

If you have any questions please feel free to DM us on our social accounts or on our discord.

❄️ Happy Holidays everyone! ❄️

Support angelrot games!

Want to support Killer Chat!’s development plans further? Subscribe to me on patreon/kofi for exclusive and early access content or wishlist Killer Chat's Definitive Edition on Steam!

aerequets

i cant remember/find the post, but there was one that was like “dramatic twiyor reveal except they instantly freak out about leaving anya alone” and. yeah. i agree

buy me a coffee

moonminho

keepingupwiththecullens

Charlie when are you gonna get a pet fish

deer-knight

me, to the kids i worked with last week: welcome to medieval camp everyone! can anyone think of any fun medieval activities we might do here at camp this week?

kid: well, they used to do this thing where they would take your body and make it into four pieces and i think it was called quartering.

me: that’s called torture! we will not in fact be participating in torture this week! …anyone else?

deer-knight

listen there are too many of you saying i should have let them participate in torture

dreamjerky

maliciaous

*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

one-time-i-dreamt

I don’t really remember what happened but Technoblade was there.

chaossex

Quotes That I Most Identify With

Mammon, hiding something suspicious: Lucifer is heading this way! If he asks, there is NOTHING WRONG.

Me, runs up to Lucifer: "PrOBLem tHeRE nO Is NOt"

🍐

*in council meeting*

Asmo throws a straw to the bucket and misses

ME: "NOOOOO THE TURTLES"

🍎

Spinning in swivel chair waiting in the office: "you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round--"

...

*aggressively moves back and forth in swivel chair*

🍹

*lights rug on fire* aggressively vibrates "WE DIDNT START THE FIRE!🔥 ITS BEEN ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNING🔥🌍🌎🌏🌍--"

mcytsimps

Y/N: What’s up guys? I’m back

Sapnap: What? No. You can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw Dream kill you

Y/N: Death is a social construct and Dream is a bitch

laughingsons-deactivated2025050

dream: i’ve got no records, no passport, no id, no birth certificate, no gender! the only thing i’m legally classified as is “a problem.”

astraltrain

"fight your local dentist" - sun tzu, the art of war

revokedrights

i know i only post fnaf on here but uhhhh ranboo teaching michael how to read using the passage about adopting michael from his memory book,,

valeriapryanikova

inverted colours

lilyminer

If only Tommy hadn’t betrayed Techno, he could be in the syndicate and you bet your ass his code name would be Theseus.

jellilyy

babysitting + dad boop

blown-to-kingdom-come

me whenever c!dream has the goddamn audacity to open that blocky fucking mouth of his and use it to say anything:

sandersstudies

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

sandersstudies

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

hoonkus-deactivated20230701

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

sandersstudies

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.