The Ashley Project

Pretty much just me and how I feel about stuff

[labonitafanny]

sundress no panties 

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

grey sweats no boxers

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Burger no pickles

[ruinedchildhood]

[alexandratheterrible]

The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.

 Please:

Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are

Leave your “weeds” alone they probably aren’t hurting anything

Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides. 

If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge

Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They won’t hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting

Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and they’re very good pollinators.

[staraptor]

reminder that there’s an energy drink made in the UK named pussy

[staraptor]

i want to die

[gaydemogorgon]

@rivaine

[vaguelyethereal]

Take a fuckin’ sip, babes

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Is there any accessory that says “I have NEVER tasted pussy” more than a tilt scooter?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is some next level sex punning tho, they literally started a company and made an energy drink just so they could say that

[korrasforevergirl]

What does this taste like cause I want some

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I never thought the day would come when I’d say these words

But

I don’t know what Pussy tastes like

[spiletta42]

I bought some.  It tastes like walnuts.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A drink called Pussy that tastes like nuts is some quality Beverage Irony right there

[fymenhera-deactivated20181216]

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

[velken]

[eroscestlavie]

these FUCKING ads omfgdkjhjkfdg 

[greedyforlove]

Ashley Tisdale the real gay icon

[macleod]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ashlar-willis]

mom: how do you know them?

me: i met them on the internet

mom: *incoherent screaming*

[bandtshirt]

[skrotchevo]

[spookybearghost]

left: all stats into attack right: all stats into defense

[diishii]

Unstoppable force meets an immovable object

[awildswan]

[youreouttayourtree-deactivated2]

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

[hexlockspear]

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

[hindre-blog1]

[shudderingeyes]

Uncultured swine

[ruinedchildhood]

[lagonegirl]

That is impressive yet sad all at the same time. 

[abossycontrolfreak]

I mean tbh reading comprehension and not believing everything you’re told should be basic primary school curriculum. It’s important even when there isn’t flat out fake news, since everything has some point of bias and being at the very least aware of that is an important skill.

[dare-to-dm]

So, the media specialist at our school has hardcore been teaching this stuff lately.  Which makes sense: a big part of her job is helping students learn how to research and find quality information on any given topic.

But now she’s getting flak for it from some parents and even other staff members.  They feel she is making a political statement by doing this.  Despite the fact that she has never endorsed any candidate or party in her role as an educator and she hasn’t even mentioned any specific political issues in her lessons.

That’s the part that’s sad and also shady as fuck to me.  

[youmecollinsandmaureen]

current mood: awesome. wow. 

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

forever 21 new arrivals

a shirt you have to plug into an outlet to charge

denim jacket with “I HATE DENIM” written on the back in a slightly darker shade of denim

pair of jeans with rips going down the entire leg and if you wave a cracker near one of them a tiny hand reaches out and desperately tries to grab it

a tee that is literally just a 5x3 inch square of fabric. $29.99

a nice, normal looking sweater but once you click on it you see it only comes in size XS and if you try to put it in your cart the CEO bursts into your room and shoots you, killing you instantly

[only1600kids]

I NEED THIS

[qualitees]

I found it! My life is COMPLETE

[cerulean-sassquatch]

I need this!

[internets-bests]

Okay but there is also a FUCK TRUMP one I am dead 

[pr0mqueen]

I have reblogged this so many times but now theres a fuck trump one

[khallli]

It’s like it was made just for me 🙌

[the-crow-caller-deactivated2020]

I just bought the trump one and I have no regrets

[livinglife99]

I got suspended for wearing this