Yes, This Is Patrick

Just barely scathing through life. I'm also an awkward turtle with dramatic tendencies. Also thoroughly obsessed with French Bulldogs and Jared Padalecki.

[jake-clark]

[kaldicuct]

Actually, you can. Go masturbate. It releases more dopamine into your system.

[angelicbreadroll]

im constantly jacking off and i still want to die so science is lying to you

[paprika]

[babyanimalgifs]

that’s the last straw

[igglooaustralia]

[halharl-infigar]

This is so fuckin funny

[moved-to-averinthine-deactivate]

life advice:

never say anything to a penguin that the penguin has not already said to you

[moved-to-averinthine-deactivate]

this reads like a shitpost but i’m actually 100% serious. i was walking along the side of the harbour this evening, just after all the penguins had come in from the ocean to nest. there was one penguin right by the footpath, and when it saw me it kept saying ‘höö’. so i said ‘höö’ right back. it seemed to like that, and we had a lovely conversation where we just kept saying ‘höö’ to each other. i crouched down about two metres away from it, and we kept talking, and it actually moved towards me a little bit, seeming to prefer my company to the heartless embrace of the sea. but then i made the mistake of trying to change things up. i said ‘hweh’, which was something that a previous penguin said to me, and this penguin hated it, and fucked right off. never said another word to me. i felt so rude.

[blankpointdankmemes]

[cravefoodie]

[brittany-murphy]

[meme-theft]

[twitterlols]

[currentvibes]

[officialcrow]

sacrifice to the high priest imhotep

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[trashboat]

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

[forever90s]

[mmmmememeemememeeoeoowwoowwww-d]

[pi4nobl4ck]

hmmmm

[pi4nobl4ck]

[multi-purpose-solution-deactiva]

Oh my fucking GOD can’t you people just be normal for ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

[ruinedchildhood]

[90s90s90s]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]