110-114. Whirlwind Wedding Weekend
My dear friend Maggie got married in Texas this weekend, and I was lucky enough to stand by her side to watch her and her now-husband Taylor tie the knot as a bridesmaid in their wedding party. Maggie’s whirlwind wedding weekend (well, wedding week, really) gave me plenty of opportunities for awesome new things. This post serves as a summary of the awesomeness that was my weekend in Texas, complete with “dressed” beers, guns, Walmart, rednecks, and a wide assortment of other stereotypical Texas occurrences. ‘Merica.
Erin, the beautiful bride Maggie, and the author of this crazy blog.
Go to San Antonio: Despite the massive size of good ‘ol Texas, I’ve only visited once to Ft. Worth. I drove (yes, drove, I couldn’t tell you why) from Arizona with my family when I was about 10, and my memories consist mostly of reading a ton of books and hanging out with my aunt and uncle’s dogs. Basically, it’s safe to assume I know nothing about Texas.
We flew into San Antonio and made a few stops throughout the weekend to various wedding events. My impression after spending some time in the city of S-A? There are lots of republicans who talk about Jesus and wear cowboy hats, fast food restaurants and massively obese people are abundant (Correlation? Yes.), you have to drive at least 45 minutes to get anywhere, and all of America’s mosquitos have gathered and decided to try to overthrow the state due to its poor judgement of...well...everything. Let’s just say I did not fit in here. Oh Texas.
This is what happens when you bring the city to the country. 'Merica.
Get a rental car: You know the phrase “everything’s bigger in Texas?” Every single part of this sums up my rental car experience.
Our flight from Seattle landed in San Antonio around midnight, so Ian and I were a bit late in getting to the rental car pick up. My best friend works for Enterprise and had set us up with a sweet rental package, so I wasn’t feeling pressured by time. I had requested a simple compact car with limited bells and whistles as we weren’t going to be needing it much, and seeing as this was the first time I’d ever rented a car in my life, I assumed that it was a simple “get pretty much what you ordered because you made a reservation” process. I was so, so wrong.
Due to the fact we arrived at the rental car pickup so late, Alamo (the sister company we had ordered our car through) was fresh out of cars - except for one: a 15 passenger fleet van.
We weighed our options and decided that huge-ass wheels were better than zero wheels, so we signed the extra paperwork (there is a form you have to sign when renting a fleet van warning you that it can flip if you “exceed maximum speeds of 60mph”...not even joking), went out to the lot, and drove up our tremendously colossal bus out into the open San Antonio night. If you order a compact car, you get upgraded to a 15 passenger fleet van. Everything’s bigger in Texas.
Go to a wedding rehearsal: Wedding rehearsals are an awesome time to meet family members, get to know the rest of the wedding party, and party your face off the night before a wedding that’s not yours. This is the first wedding rehearsal I had ever attended, and it lived up to all of the above expectations and then some. I had such an amazing time!
The bride and her bridesmaids celebrating one last night of singleton-ville.
Be a bridesmaid in a friends wedding: I’m officially entering the time of my life where all of my friends are getting married. I’m lined up to be a bridesmaid in another of my best friend’s wedding next year, and I’ve recently had two other close friends get engaged in the last month. Despite the fact that it’s terrifying, it’s exciting to come to terms with the fact that we are actually growing up...some of us, anyways. I still laugh at fart jokes.
Maggie was the first of my closest friends to actually tie the knot, and I was honored to play such a huge role in making her day as special as it could be. She was a beautiful bride and I had an amazing time getting to spend the last few hours of her “single life” with her. Cheers to Maggie and Taylor!
Getting ready for the main event.
Our pre-wedding outfits were awesomely hot.
Go to a frequent flier club: In my 79th post (link) I signed up for my first ever frequent flier miles. Since I am now part of an exclusive and elite airport club (joking, so joking) coupled with the fact that Ian has more frequent flier miles than any normal person should have, we decided to spend our layover time in the American Airlines frequent flier club rather than waiting at the terminal.
I had always pictured airport clubs as a place for snobby businessmen to relax with free swag that cost them far too much money to gain access to in the first place, but again, my assumption was incorrect. The club was super cozy and relaxing, and I did not feel like a homeless outcast amongst the rich and famous at all. Plus we were able to doze in peace throughout our four hour layover rather than having to worry about random people stealing our luggage. Airport clubs are the best.
Sleepy Ian in the comfy club chairs.