Ashley

She/her I'm in my 20s, Im a certified yapper I'm a big lover of hockey and so many other things. I have adhd and autism; so this blog is really just a smog board of my thoughts and reblogs so if that's your vibe, welcome to the chaos ❤️ I hope you stay a while

[ashleywinchester78]

Updated Tier list ✨️

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[sockenpuppe]

[pissyleon]

you can see the light leave and return to his eyes

[pottershawkinswp]

can someone take all of matthew schaefer’s suffering and give it to donald trump? or like carter hart or something?

(this was sparked by a willing and able edit and i don’t play when it comes to that song or schaef)

[etheltempest]

me when the carolina hurricanes won the stanley cup and i realized that there wouldn’t be any more hockey on my tv for several months

[merrygosorry14]

How to be loved by Sidney Crosby:

1. Be really good at hockey

2. Wear either 29 or 71

3. (optional) be French-Canadian

Examples: maf29, em71, nm29, mpp29, mc71

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

i really wish that their hug that happened immediately after this photo was taken was also captured on camera

[kosmogrl]

mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

[lilywhiteandburgundyandblue]

this is the longest off season ever

[ashleywinchester78]

I need good recommendations for ear earbuds usually I use skullcandy but the quality has dropped considerably and they aren't lasting for shit and I cant deal with noise so helppp???

[lilywhiteandburgundyandblue]

this is the longest off season ever

[ashleywinchester78]

We got decent seats for a decent price 😄😄😄

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[ashleywinchester78]

Wish me luck yall my presale starts at 10am and im hoping to score some decently priced good seats for the Avalanche vs Lightning game 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[twilightbuckley]

big sexy sighting

[goaltnding]

i have so much hockey to watch next season 🤩

i have so much hockey to watch next season 😞