Plsssss Stop The Puck

Hockey sideblog I love goalies but I’m biased because I am one Boston bruins/San Jose sharks/Boston fleet/pwhl San Jose

[metalbrojack]

#man up nhl

Give us a Mexico team cuz I want my family to like hockey more

[malkinhamilton]

Okay and if I said that geno sees sid with nate so he goes straight to the one man I think sid would absolutely hate seeing him with that's not a flyer or someone. Brad fucking marchand. Brad marchand is horny and wants someone and genos trying to make sid jealous. I need brevgeni? Markin? Bradgeno? Genobrad? Idk yet. But I thought about it the other night and need to know if anyone agrees with me.

They'd both just be the biggest bitches and I love it. They would drive sid absolutely insane.

[icedhockey]

not scheduling bergy’s jersey retirement ceremony for a home game against the panthers so marchy could be there sobbing his little eyes out is evil

[youcouldvebeentheone]

happy three years of retirement to one of the best to ever play the game of hockey 🫶

I put this in my TikTok caption but then I thought more deeply about the fact that the marcheron undertones are so strong (this is not on purpose) and I think that’s just what happens when you soulmate so hard for so long that every goal is together. every off ice clip is together. there is no patrice bergeron without brad marchand and there is no brad marchand without patrice bergeron.

anyhoo, I will be uncontrollably sobbing on December 1st who’s in?

[ipleasantgiver]

God, I was thinking about that the other night to the point where it was keeping me up. Will is wildly attractive, young, successful, and has the ability to snatch a gf up at any given moment if he wanted to. Why the hell is he single? Genuinely why is he single? Every single guy in the nhl has a wildly attractive girlfriend, even the youngest ones. The only reason someone like will is single is because he wants to be. And the exact same goes for mack. I genuinely believe neither of them wants a relationship because it would take away from their time with each other. I’m one of the willmackers who genuinely thinks they’re just codependent best friends. but there is a crazy amount of unexplored sexual tension deeply woven into their relationship 😭 you literally can not deny it if you have eyeballs

exactly, like whether they truly are just friends or have become something more over the last two years, there's something there between them that is so intense and special and fulfilling that they do not seem to be on the prowl for relationships

if they are hooking up with girls it's so inconsident and dl that it doesn't spread and like good for them if that's the case and it's what they want

but whatever they actually are to eachother, there's something there and it's why all of us are here and why we are so fascinated by them

if there are actual feelings i do hope for them that they figure it out cause i know how painful unrequited gay situationships can get and how messy it could get in the long run, but in the end what im here for is the fiction and the weaves and the cute moments we can all freak out about together

[merrygosorry14]

Megan Keller looking forward to a meal with two genuinely generational players and a player who is shaping up to be one of the top forwards in the NHL: so you guys have been training hard this off season?

Dumb & dumber who keep giggling to each other: we bought this beautiful house in sj and we're planning a house warming party, will's gonna bake his banana bread, it's so good, have you heard how good it is? oh and we just got back from vancouver, mack's from there y'know? and he took me to this lake where we went swimming and we went fishing, he caught two, he's just such a provider

KK "down bad" Harvey: take her to the lake to go swimming, got it. what was the banana bread recipe again? you're sure this works on women?

[tesserxcts]

[allthespoons]

kk sliding back into the DMs of eleven different teammates from when she was fifteen, like, yeah, laila isn’t - i mean, she still wants to be with her her gi- i KNOW i said that i thought this time it would be different with h- look, do you want to see this picture of my tits or not?

[allthespoons]

and yes she also sends the picture of her tits to laila, who hides her phone under a pillow in a panic and then yanks it back out to frantically google “best six month anniversary apology presents for girlfriend expensive BIG”

[ipleasantgiver]

i wonder what Biz thinks about Will hanging out with lesbian hockey players since he also can't seem to grasp the concept of friends based on the coed league comment.

But then again are lesbians even real in his world?

bis at the golf course: so you and kk harvey right?

will wondering how to explain the concept of lesbians to biz: uh.. she's like a brother to me, but not in the way her and laila are brothers, maybe i'm more like a sister to her actually, macklin help me

[verumtensio]

julie: writing willmack domestic one shots "will cooks and mack washes the dishes"

sheriff rick: writing a 200k+ established relationship epic titled "Us Against the World" with really detailed training scenes and such mushy dialogue that it makes you go "ok, that may be a little over the top and unrealistc..." (the next day irl willmack actually do something even more on the nose)

biz: writing Ladies Man WSH x Reader fics where Will is the King of Hookup Mountain. mack is in every scene, cheering will on and chirping him for being such a player, because that is what bros do

[merrygosorry14]

Megan Keller looking forward to a meal with two genuinely generational players and a player who is shaping up to be one of the top forwards in the NHL: so you guys have been training hard this off season?

Dumb & dumber who keep giggling to each other: we bought this beautiful house in sj and we're planning a house warming party, will's gonna bake his banana bread, it's so good, have you heard how good it is? oh and we just got back from vancouver, mack's from there y'know? and he took me to this lake where we went swimming and we went fishing, he caught two, he's just such a provider

KK "down bad" Harvey: take her to the lake to go swimming, got it. what was the banana bread recipe again? you're sure this works on women?

[pharmersonly]

laila saying that kk’s genuine faith and belief in her ability during their conversation in the wisconsin shooting room in the summer of 2023 was the turning point in her own confidence in herself and her ability to make the national team. but then on top of that she wears kk’s number to the evaluation camp in lake placid that august. but then on top of THAT kk is the one who gets to tell her that she made her first team afterwards. what the hell.

[pharmersonly]

AND THEN LAILA SWITCHES HER NUMBER TO 10+4=14 FOR HER FIRST YEAR ON THE SENIOR NATIONAL TEAM

[duck-in-a-spaceship]

Sometimes it bothers me that men's sports get to be entertainment and women's sports have to be a movement. That male players are athletes but the women must also be activists. That the women are inspiring to so many little girls but the men are inspiring to us all.

And I'm not saying there shouldn't be a movement, and we shouldn't be talking about it that way, but I think it's unfortunate that it's a requirement.

[eevieurs]

will: idk mack i just don’t understand why our kid can’t have typical godparents like what about grace and charlie —

mack: do you WANT our kid to suck at HOCKEY do you WANT me to kill myself when they start playing TENNIS and refuse to get on the ICE. you have OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALISTS in your PHONE william if you don’t fucking USE your CONNECTIONS its MEGAN FUCKING KELLER and KK HARVEY you fucking IDIOT

[vortexavenue]

sick to my stomach. she's your best friend in the whole world and you love her and she's so beautiful and this is the end and you miss her already even though she's standing right in front of you

[skoavsbaby]

big woke dave from strega circling the table like a shark: anything else i can get for you ladies??

will drunk on aperol spritzes: 6 more espresso martinis for my beloved!!!

mack equally drunk on espresso martinis: and we went to my favorite lake where he surprised me with a picnic where he told me he needs me to be in every corner of his life and weave me into every plan before we move into our 5 bedroom 4 bathroom complete with a pool mansion :)))

kk ferociously typing on the notes app: this lake is a prime seduction spot in vancouver!!!!!

the harem spying on them through the glass windows of strega: what can we text will to make him squirm during their date??

[madsfroyoyolo]

kk at the dinner table “please let laila live with you, ill come visit all the time, we can make tiktoks in the kitchen, she’ll pay the bill for macks showers, come on you can’t leave her on the street”

[misa-misa-soup]

aroace collin graf stuck between willmack and samisa