Ash is a shitposter

I am Ashton James Colin and I am not only a simp but also a dumbass, welcome to my blog, get ready for posts that prove I'm cooked 🙏

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

I've decided to make my blog somewhat asthetic wish me luck

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

so, which one would you prefer for a greeting,

1. hello sir, might i ask how are you doing this fine morning? (idk what time it's for you there)

OR

Hmmmmmmm probably the second

Wait is that Obama

[my-sanity-left-to-get-milk]

good choice

huh i didn't see him but ig it is!! Obama greets you, child

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

Yippiee Obama called me gay :D

Anyways

Someone watched the Spiderman movie didn't they?

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

[mirrorballbutmadeoffoil]

@ashrantsonhissideblog except IT ACTUALLY LOOKS SO CUTEEE your old pfp was so nostalgic to me tho lmao idk 😭✌🏻

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

IT'S SO GOOD RIGHT (I took it when I was in Prague with my ma last year heh)

That's hilarious cause I just used a random meme I found in my phone 😭😭

[mirrorballbutmadeoffoil]

WHATTTTT YOU TOOK THE PIC???!!! I THOUGHT IT WASF FROM ONLINE LOLLLLLLLLLLL lmaoo (ToT)

hey do you think you could share that meme? i dont think i ever saw t up close heh

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

YES I DID I'M STILL SO PROUD OF IT LMAO

Uhhhhh lemme find it

If I remember correctly this should be the one

Might also be very wrong though my memory kind of sucks :p

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

so, which one would you prefer for a greeting,

1. hello sir, might i ask how are you doing this fine morning? (idk what time it's for you there)

OR

Hmmmmmmm probably the second

Wait is that Obama

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

fun fact: YOU HAVE BEEN ON TUMBLR SINCE MY BROTHER'S SECOND BDAY!!~~~ ALSO SINCE THE SUN AND THE STAR FIRST CAME OUT AYAYAYYA!!~~~

YAAAYYYYYY THAT'S HILARIOUS

Lore accurate 😛😛

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

IDK WHY ITS TAKING ME SO LONG TO SAY TS I SWEAR IVE WANTED/MEANT TO SAY THIS FOR SO LONG BUT I LOVE YOUR THEME AAAAAAAAAA ITS SO BEAUTIFULL WHATTTT

HEHEHE THANK YOUUU

I'm in the works of making an asthetic intro thing too but I'm lwk procrastinating and have been avoiding Tumblr as a whole bc of it 😭😭 oops

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

[mirrorballbutmadeoffoil]

@ashrantsonhissideblog except IT ACTUALLY LOOKS SO CUTEEE your old pfp was so nostalgic to me tho lmao idk 😭✌🏻

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

IT'S SO GOOD RIGHT (I took it when I was in Prague with my ma last year heh)

That's hilarious cause I just used a random meme I found in my phone 😭😭

[basi-boy]

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

[eeveelotions]

heres the translation I found online for fellow enjoyers

[sleepyteamage]

@demegods

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

No that's awesome

I took a moment to realize it's in German (my first language) which is kinda ridiculous

But this video is awesome and the translation is good too

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

Dear lover,

I genuinely can't believe it's already been half a year with you.

On 5. February, you and me got together through a stupid joke I saw on YouTube. I confessed to you in the wackiest way possible, but you didn't reject me, which shocked me, to be honest. I had been crushing on you for about a month at that point, if I remember correctly.

I'm extremely grateful for all the time we've shared together. Just knowing you're there, knowing you love me, has helped me through many hard times.

There's so many things I love about you. I can't even list all of them. I love all of you, every tiny bit, believe it or not. Even the things you see as flaws, I adore.

At the time this post is posted, is the exact time I sent these ridiculous messages to you:

I love how you love even the dumbest and cringiest sides of me. Just the fact that that worked for a confession (in some way) is still crazy to me. But even in nights I can't spell for the life of me and say the stupidest things in the world, you stay with me. I feel like you accept every side of me, the good and the bad silly.

I appreciate you more than I'll ever be able to put into words, this is the best I can do.

Thank you for being with me. Thank you for never making me feel like a nuisance. Thank you for loving me. Thank you for being yourself.

And most importantly, thank you for letting me love you. Thank you for giving me permission to scream it out to the world that I do.

I love you, @starscriedrequiem

I love you so so much.

I can't wait to be with you.

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[xponi067]

NO?????????

@justawormsstuff @stelsundarkstar and anyone else who wunt to join lowk

[stelsundarkstar]

you know what.. fuck yeah.

imma tag @coyote--ginger @mirxia09 @ordinaryartistt @jellyfishpeanuts1

[mirxia09]

...I am NOT complaining...

I'm tagging everyone who wants to join👍👍

[maybeinyourwallz]

Im screeching.

Anyways @cj220 @lilacstarz12 do your thing

[cj220]

Thank you for the tag

@maybeinyourwallz

This is the man I’m marrying lol

Who I’m tagging next:

@norassickining @candygimp

@unifairyprincess @hikikomori-chan @swagpersonified @starlitdreamer0 @starsisinsane @starblessed09

[starblessed09]

Not bad, not bad

Ok uhh

@melicutherwrist @whimsyaubz @lady-bugs28 @abrahamlincolnrule34 @historysweeth3art @prettyp1nkmushr0oms

[whimsyaubz]

shit im not complaining I NEED THAT NEOWWW👅

thank u for da tag<3

@mel6ncholi @svmvnthasworld @that-one-poet-named-rae @thesunn1estangel @lilluvlygirl @electric-funer4l @trulyyjuliee @un1c0rn-g1rl @prettyasdecay @notonelover

[prettyasdecay]

ur fucking kidding me.

@fromthemousetrap @kcookiez +anyone

[kcookiez]

LMAOO

He's so fine but I wish it was my husband toji or nanami

@sckrewyew @j3nny21xcx @jellyrybka @maplekae @micha3lmy3rs @wrensvoices @texaschef-offical @kather111ine @waxgrave

[sckrewyew]

ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇxᴛ: ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀs ɪɴ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴘ ᴄʟᴏsᴇᴛ

ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛᴛᴛ ᴍᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ʙʀᴏ

ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴋɪᴅ (╥﹏╥)

@welaughuntilourribsgettough @scarecrow-jo3 @whisperingvanillaz @ofc-youhave-redhair-andpronouns @rosewoodsecrets @invader-rewa

ʟᴍᴋ ɪғ ᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ᴛᴀɢɢᴇᴅ

[super-stellar]

GENUINELY DON’T GET ME EXCITED HOLY.

@starlithotline @immadeofporcelain @tearstaineddangel @youthwright @ilovebunniessss @prakritidotcom @g0ld-st4r-b0y @lesbianangel17 (lmk if you don’t wanna be tagged!)

[g0ld-st4r-b0y]

@vintonik @redlipstickboy @jalndr @sugvr4blktboys @tohateistomourn

[sugvr4blktboys]

oh hi enden's mcsm jesse design oh owowo h jhii imm [melts down into a puddle]

@deathricochet @ma1a-kai @setting-in-a-h0neymoon

[ma1a-kai]

@one-and-only-dandeo @ieatgayppl @gummyboy300

[one-and-only-dandeo]

I wouldn't mind this actually.

@ermthechaosfairy @zombvamp @3cupsofflour @pwppiiprincezz @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 @the-hyperfixated-queer1056 @sonofchupacabra @dearliv18 @darrelsdog @lethallyunfunny

[wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99]

Oh god not one of these again I dread to think who it'll be

ARRIETY😭

I mean. That's ok rly I wouldn't mind marrying Arriety

@best-isopod @leavemealone-jk @jerdabigback @frogshrooms-offical @flicksuniverse @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil @missnothing-misseverything @ur-local-annoying-trash-can @weedletum @alexanderjeremy @diippiingdotss @cartoonenby @carbonbasedlifeform42 @roxyphoxy those are all the moots I can list off the top of my head, open tags aswell ofc

[mirrorballbutmadeoffoil]

tysmm for the tagg!!

hmm let's see what I got

This is an old screenshot, uhh does this count?

Eeh I don't like him like that, besides IMO he and Gwen belong together so yeah. I still think he's really cool tho, I relate to him a lot! Lowk think we'd be best as roommates lolll

@my-sanity-left-to-get-milk @ashrantsonhissideblog @bacone-official @jerdabigback @starscriedrequiem @someonehereforpeaceofmind @lostonland @gloomiestardust @xxlynxrockzxx @lostonland @skyan-official @sarkastic1515 @aamtreeanalogy + ALL MOOTS AND OPEN TAGS!!! ♡♡♡

[starscriedrequiem]

Mello

Don't mind this one bit actually

@marythefaerie @sapphowishesshewasme @ashrantsonhissideblog @lilyyyevans @the-moon-and-the-starr +open tags

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

Uhm, do Pokemon even count

Though I'm not sure the other characters are any better...

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

ayyy loving the color theme!! <3

also

can I request a Ninjago Jay doodle? :3

AYYY THANKSSSS

For you, the doodles that turned out more than doodles.

I wasn't sure if you wanted Lego Jay so I also added my human interpretation of him cause I really don't have anything better to do

The fit inspo for human has cause look at that fancy sweater DAMN

For closer close ups just tell me and I'll take some more pics :)

As mentioned in the "masterpost", you can use this for anything that doesn't involve AI or claiming you made these drawings :p (not that I'd believe you would but mentioning it feels important and fancy)

[my-sanity-left-to-get-milk]

omggg THANK YOUUU IT LOOKS SO GOODDD

I also really like the human jay with the pin on his jacket, it's so cute

also those were my exact thoughts on that ep, like that's one of the few times we are reminded that's he's actually rich 😭

yes sarg 🫡 I pledge to use your art for good and only good

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

YES PF COUESE I WAS HAPPY TI DRAW FOR YOUZ

Hehehehe thankssss

I haven't watched the newer episodes at all SO I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS RICH??? like literally I knew he had been redesigned and stuff but the Ninjago I watched was the one where he still had the flat hair and little cut in his eyebrow

I don't remember ever actively watching the new episodes 💔 I did see a few but really not many

[my-sanity-left-to-get-milk]

🥹🫶✨

nah if i remember right, we got to know that jay is rich af during skybound, i.e before the redesigns!! yk that one season, with nadakhan and ummm... nya dying (i still have trauma, 5 seasons later)

turns out he was adopted by ned and edna, and his actual father was a really popular actor

i actually really like the redesigns and the animation has improved SO MUCH, like the fight scenes are so amazingggg

but one thing I do miss is the old Jay's crashouts lmaooo

the new one also crashes out quite a bit, but not to the og level 😔 (but I shall not speak bad abt "bro bro goo goo")

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

Oh yeah I suck at remembering stuff

I'm not very surprised I forgot about that part 😭

Yeah, just seeing the designs without the animations makes it really obvious as well, it's awesome

Aweeee he doesn't crash out as badly anymore??? </3

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

ayyy loving the color theme!! <3

also

can I request a Ninjago Jay doodle? :3

AYYY THANKSSSS

For you, the doodles that turned out more than doodles.

I wasn't sure if you wanted Lego Jay so I also added my human interpretation of him cause I really don't have anything better to do

The fit inspo for human has cause look at that fancy sweater DAMN

For closer close ups just tell me and I'll take some more pics :)

As mentioned in the "masterpost", you can use this for anything that doesn't involve AI or claiming you made these drawings :p (not that I'd believe you would but mentioning it feels important and fancy)

[my-sanity-left-to-get-milk]

omggg THANK YOUUU IT LOOKS SO GOODDD

I also really like the human jay with the pin on his jacket, it's so cute

also those were my exact thoughts on that ep, like that's one of the few times we are reminded that's he's actually rich 😭

yes sarg 🫡 I pledge to use your art for good and only good

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

YES PF COUESE I WAS HAPPY TI DRAW FOR YOUZ

Hehehehe thankssss

I haven't watched the newer episodes at all SO I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS RICH??? like literally I knew he had been redesigned and stuff but the Ninjago I watched was the one where he still had the flat hair and little cut in his eyebrow

I don't remember ever actively watching the new episodes 💔 I did see a few but really not many

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

I FEARED THE WRONG PERSON

FUCK, JAYCE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT NO

all that work... undone because of an year old promise not to fail

Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

I LIKED JAYCE TOO TWIN ME TOO

But if I remember correctly he might redeem himself again???????? I have no idea actually I remember the very very very very end and the beginning somewhat and very few things in between.... Oops

[my-sanity-left-to-get-milk]

he better redeem himself, tho I do sympathise with him a bit, he went through hell when the weird hextech thing sucked them in

i winced so hard when the hammer fell on his calf goddamn

.... twin do u happen to have a memory of a honeybee (I say, as I don't remember what i had for breakfast)

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

Somehow it did not tell me you reblogged this which is a shame

But nope I do not know what honeybee is :D

My first and only thought was applebees and that definitely is not arcane related 😭

[my-sanity-left-to-get-milk]

i can't tell if ur being sarcastic or fr rn 😭

a honeybee??? sir??? 😭😭😭

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

My brain does not have a single memory of a honeybee and I am not sure why :D

Like genuinely I swear I don't remember bees and arcane being related at all in the slightest tiny bit

Which is probably a cause for concern but OH WELL

[my-sanity-left-to-get-milk]

ohhhh oh no no I didn't mean it in a relation to arcane lmaoo my bad

I meant that honeybees have a short term memory retention so when you said that you don't remember what happens, I was comparing your memory to a honeybees'

lmaooo i legit thought for a sec you forgot what a honeybee is

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

Oh wait I'm so dumb

"do you happen to have the memory of A honeybee?"

I overread the A cause I didn't sleep and was having my zoomies

I do know the animal honeybee

I love bees and honey a lot

But yeah I might have the same capacity as memory as a bee

I mean I went to sleep somewhere between 12-1pm today and woke up at around 7pm so today is especially bad

But I'm INCREDIBLY bad at remembering stuff to a degree I believe it's not just ADHD anymore

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

It's a very nice and very totally happy song

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

I FEARED THE WRONG PERSON

FUCK, JAYCE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT NO

all that work... undone because of an year old promise not to fail

Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

I LIKED JAYCE TOO TWIN ME TOO

But if I remember correctly he might redeem himself again???????? I have no idea actually I remember the very very very very end and the beginning somewhat and very few things in between.... Oops

[my-sanity-left-to-get-milk]

he better redeem himself, tho I do sympathise with him a bit, he went through hell when the weird hextech thing sucked them in

i winced so hard when the hammer fell on his calf goddamn

.... twin do u happen to have a memory of a honeybee (I say, as I don't remember what i had for breakfast)

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

Somehow it did not tell me you reblogged this which is a shame

But nope I do not know what honeybee is :D

My first and only thought was applebees and that definitely is not arcane related 😭

[my-sanity-left-to-get-milk]

i can't tell if ur being sarcastic or fr rn 😭

a honeybee??? sir??? 😭😭😭

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

My brain does not have a single memory of a honeybee and I am not sure why :D

Like genuinely I swear I don't remember bees and arcane being related at all in the slightest tiny bit

Which is probably a cause for concern but OH WELL

[littlegaybean00]

Incredible line-up

[ashrantsonhissideblog]

I-- I tried to click like an reblog on the screenshot.

[to-proudly-go]

Ryan "Rocky is easy to fall in love with" Gosling vs James "The best part of my job was making Ryan Gosling laugh" Ortiz

Oh they were grockying and gostizing on main