TrashBlog

18, he/they, jewish. i mainly blog about tmnt, star trek, lego ninjago, and homestuck. and my life also. have a good day!

[lemonada-fritada]

small genderbend au because i wanted to mess around

[wellofhavoc]

remembering when my friend watched amok time for the first time and she came to me like "are there fics where they just... ya know.... right there in the arena???" and i held her hand to lovingly inform her that this is the (debatable) origins of any heat fic she'd ever read and that yes. yes those men have been fucking on the hot, Vulcan sand for over half a century

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[dduane]

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

[browniejeane]

always gotta reblog the ‘breasted boobily’ post

[sketched-mess]

Bucket list

-Get my propeller hat

-And maybe a lollipop

-Be joyous

-Whimsy

-Jollymaxxing

[busket]

the way trans folks innocuous jokes get misinterpreted and turned into discourse should be studied. a while back i remember seeing jokes like "if you know my deadname no you dont" or "closing my eyes when sending my trans friend money so I dont read their deadname" well some folks must have seen those jokes and thought "ohh its transphobic to know someone's deadname" and thats why this year i saw someone in an argument say "why would you, as their partner, know their deadname? 🤨" huh??

[ensoua]

[mistawolfie]

My feed is filled with tick-shaped Rocky, dorito Adrian, and Bloodymary. I am exactly where I belong.

[spaacegiirrl]

I want to put James T Kirk in my breast pocket and carry him around with me all the time . I'd of course have to put Spock there too so he's not lonely. Naturally McCoy would go in as well.

I think I'll need a bigger pocket

[debelice]

[gojirahkiin]

Look! Seahorses!

[plumadesatada]

@cat-with-no-name ur so fucking right

[sailorgl0om]

[3liza]

wheee yaay

[yamahayams]

ROCKY COOKED STATEMENT

[puppyrex8]

Summarized most of the different Rocky fanart styles

He varies intensely but he’s still the same ol Eridian!!

(8/9 of me posting most of my PHM art at once)

[mojavemusicradio]

this is what happened at the festival right

[meatymush]

this movie makes me SICK. /positive

[chromaticrainarts]

Im not one for rock divorce but I gotta be honest it's the funniest shit ever

[t00thpasteface]

star trek text posts IV: the one with the anons

[inmyvampireempire]

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)