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Ash Sweet • NZ • They/Them • Skeleton Enthusiast • Aspiring Cult Participant • Instagram

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[starridge]

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

[romanceyourdemons]

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

[deep-green-existentialist]

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

[p3titemelusine]

Lookalikes

[deathsprout]

remember when kirk and spock had that shit on?

[reticent-vampire]

Louis in An Inside Look at The Vampire Lestat

[wosp-reactivated]

Yet another homunculus has killed itself after being exposed to league of legends, they'll never win me any money like this...

[hardwrench]

i would look up goblin porn at work to protect my family

[faun-grove]

he's so weak and helpless :(

[reachperfection]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

[red-garden]

I loooooove writing rotating perspectives where Shen Jiu is one of the cause it always goes like

Shen Yuan: Stupid hack author! This plot is bullshit!

Yue Qingyuan:euuughgh my back hurty :(…. I wish Xiao Jiu would kiss it better…. I’m a bad person…..

Shen Jiu: Rot. There is a fundamental rot within the marrow of all things. It is thrust upon us all by the violence of our birth. I have never known the woman who bore me, but the day of my birth must have been most viscous, as I am more rotten than most. Perhaps more parasite than man.

Liu Qingge: waow cool monster, I shall slay it for my honey

[theinfamouscruelclaw]

the voynich manuscript has finally been decoded and revealed to be homebrew rules for dnd 5e

[rathayibacter]

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

[woman-respecter]

12 year old girls in the early 2000s watching the accidental kiss in episode 3 of naruto

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

ugh you wanna critical hit me so bad

[medievaljournalist]

city watch in disarray after great sage declares halberds 'reddit weapons'

[bromdebus]

Brigands riding high as cudgel stocks skyrocket

[dogpuppy]