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Ash Sweet • NZ • They/Them • Skeleton Enthusiast • Aspiring Cult Participant • Instagram

[wirvaa]

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[giragirameganedan]

[skyrigel]

[konetainkarr]

Devil's minion

[alsoknownasallison]

I love lestat's version of louis. he's captivating, he's witty, he's scarily intelligent, he flirts with cruelty, yet he has the capacity for extreme restraint and composure, and it's all paired with that face.....lestat i understand you. I get it.

[alixirdevida]

dont burn alone

[zero-skies]

you wished for this.

[ultrakillblast]

THE THING (1982)

[argumate]

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin

[turnipoddity]

not me

[sparvverius]

can't stop thinking about how "dark and gritty treasure island prequel" sounds like the premise to the worst show ever aired but it's literally good. goes to show that nothing is for certain in this life

[jame7t]

WTF⁉️Joe Biden signs executive order to change the phrase “burning the midnight oil” to “fucking the midnight pig” ? 😕 WHAT? Share to stop this! 🛑

[dragongirlsweetie]

signal. boost.

i don't care if this "doesn't fit your blog theme". reblog it.

[iphigeniacomplex]

just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

[starjasmines]

im awfully pretentious for someone who knows nothing and does nothing. solution is to become someone who knows everything and does everything. because i am not getting off this high horse. im velcroed to the saddle. im fused to the horse.