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[ashthesmol]

About me and my other blogs

Hi, i thought i would make a pinned post introducing myself and connecting me and all of my blogs ( at least the ones I’m willing to admit to owning) 

About me: Ash| 23|she/her|general cartoon nerd| recovering YouTube nerd

My blogs

Main: this one (@ashthesmol) mostly just random memes, MCR, and Markiplier (along with other YouTubers sometimes). Anything to do with real people and/or real life. (fanart goes to Gen fandom)

General fandom blog: @notsosecrethyperfixtionblog any fandom that doesn't have its own blog (yet) goes here.

Owl House blog: @not-so-secret-owlhouse-blog

South Park blog: @not-so-secret-south-park-blog

Teenage mutant ninja turtle blog: @not-so-secret-tmnt-blog

Helluva boss/Hazbin hotel blog: @notsosecrethelluvahazbinblog

The amazing digital circus blog:

@not-so-secret-tadc-blog

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polyamorous

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polyamorous

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dollibunnic

request by @ashthesmol

this one needs a wiki page, whos going to be brave soul and ask for someone to make this a wiki page

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Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

[squided]

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

[rubykgrant]

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

[iliveinmyblanket]

Holy shit

[trapny]

Oh my god this is so fucking funny

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World Heritage Post

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[seriouslyimagine]

i thought this gay little top reminded me of something…

[diphowell]

assigned wife by people observing his relationship

[laprasboat]

phil said i can excuse violently shitting myself on a pontoon, but i draw the line at wasting £50

[gerardwaysbob]

We Both Nearly Died on Holiday

[dwsa-hnngh]

lowkey impressive that dan and phil can tell a whole 25 minute story about their vomit-diarrhea couple’s vacation disaster without ever outright saying vomit, diarrhea, or couple’s vacation

[reunitedinterlude]

the whole chicken coop

[dan-whoell]

Phil in the hotel room:

[gerardwaysbob]

the freckles, mullet, gay little earring, and tan are doing something to me i need her so bad

[dpdailyupdate]

Comments liked by Dan and Phil on ‘We Both Nearly Died on Holiday’

[0nlyhere4phil]

[diphowell]

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