its gonna be fourth of july soon!
be prepared for fireworks that are so loud and overstimulating that they corrupt all FIVE of your senses!
dont forget about all the cars clogging the freeway- with their emissions and gas destroying our atmosphere, and contributing to global warming!
everything is 99% more expensive guaranteed, because its a holiday so of course they’re allowed to do that!
oh wait- almost forgot about all the noise and lights scaring the poor animals in forests, but dont worry! their homes are already getting wrecked because people love having their shows and concerts there, and they love eating those little critters too!
the best part is celebrating a country that has banned basic fundamental human rights, and overall has gone downhill!
is this celebration for the brave colored people who have come here seeking refuge, possibly risking their lives in order to give their children a better life? or perhaps the queer people who have fought courageously for their rights and are still fighting?
of course not silly! its for the cis straight white rich men who lied their way into history and stole peoples jobs with the AI they programmed!
happy fourth of july, because it won’t be long before it’s the last one if things stay this way!
