Brazenly Optimistic

[eddiethegiantlibrarian]

This is how I celebrated the Ides of March last year. I don't know how to commit to the bit any more this year, but I'll take suggestions.

[backonmyvampirebullshit]

March 2026 be like

[xeniashrimp]

[katvara]

[scarletbirbs]

Congratulations! You are the new sidekick to a DC or Marvel superhero. Spin the wheel to determine who your mentor is. (NO RE-SPINS)

Assume you will have a similar superpower or will learn a similar skill set (for the non-powered heroes) as your mentor or one of your mentor's canon sidekicks (dealer's choice) so you aren't completely screwed.

Are you fucked?

Not at all! I think they'd be a great mentor actually

Probably not but certain things might be a bit difficult

I'm not sure. Maybe. Depends on a few things.

Probably but I might be able to succeed despite my mentor

I'm so fucked

This mentor has canonically had a sidekick die so I'm probably super fucked

I would survive but I'd hate working with this mentor so fucking much

This mentor is fine as a person but they should never be a mentor so I'm fucked

I don't know enough about this person to make a judgement

Other/Vanilla extract/I'm bald

Voting ended onJan 22, 2025

[gwiggs]

SO CLOSE to getting superman. Booster Gold is going to get my ass killed.

[paperjoshi]

Hey Batman sorry but you're gonna have another Robin killed by the Joker sorry

[theinsidiousdice]

I got the Hulk.

I'm not super optimistic.

[possumtion]

They’re back!!

[corndog-patrol]

It's their day

[generaljenobi-deactivated202411]

[lafemani]

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox

theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees

theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards

[sillymedoingsillythings]

Too many curses, that's why. It's like fighting thru a giant crowd to get your curse in, and it'll be overwritten in seconds anyway.

[a-wild-haggis]

the dark wizards got 'em

[ashtree25]

Yoursupremeruler >>>> ashtree25

[agroveinthesavagegarden]

Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!

[re-dracula]

Visit Original Link

Tune into Re: Dracula in a week's time to hear the count not get away with it.

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[huggingtentacles]

Being knocked out for more than 5 minutes means very serious brain damage but humans not having a turn-off button would do immense damage to our collective storytelling. So many films and books and videogames just wouldn't happen if writers stopped bonking their characters on the head. Insane.

[galaxseacreature]

[klapollo]

hi im complaining about tiktok again and i know this has been said a million times but i despise how the self-censorship that got really popular on there is quickly becoming the norm. why is my podcast that i listen to that is by and for adults and swears regularly censoring the word "sex" in its episode descriptions on spotify, a platform where they dont even censor officially uploaded song titles for songs like "fuck the pain away." why are there book blurbs using "unalive" completely in earnest. why are people on twitter writing s3x. youtubers can at least handwave having to bleep terms like "heroin" bc that's specifically a youtube problem but why in an era where everyone is handwringing about how everything is Literally 1984 do people not seem to care about grown adults gleefully regressing into homestuck typing quirks and ugly babytalk

[xkat-holstaur]