~ chance would be a fine thing ~

Friendly neighbourhood Reprobate ||🏳️‍🌈|| x✌x ||🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 || twitter/bluesky @dukesilver74 - come scream with me about 30+ actresses and the latest nonsense on the telly x

[demilypyro]

Man, imagine being Liara T'soni. You're only 106, only barely an adult in Asari years, and you're doing some routine archeological dig on some nowhere planet. And you suddenly touch the wrong thing and a forcefield traps you in place. And then a human shows up. A beautiful alien space commander from beyond the stars comes to rescue you, with her guns and her muscles. A knight in shining power armor. Yeah I'd fall in love too. I'd follow her anywhere. And when she died, I'd turn to crime to save her. I'd sacrifice anything to bring her back. To see her again. I get it

[ashvolkner]

you have poor reading comprehension

[ayeforscotland]

Jeeeeeeez

[ayeforscotland]

One month ago - couldn't make it up

[ayeforscotland]

Waiting on a bus💙

Pictured by Iona Bruce

[ayeforscotland]

The French advert for the women’s football World Cup is incredible.

[afeelgoodblog]

The little things we take for granted!

[ayeforscotland]

Hell country.

[ayeforscotland]

What’s it called when the state broadcaster takes someone off-air for criticising the government?

[ashvolkner]

And never have I been more resolute in giving up live broadcast TV and not bothering with a TV Licence 🫠

[ayeforscotland]

Who on Earth is advising Kate Forbes? Fucking hell, she’s terrible.

[ashvolkner]

My favourite part was when half the party were saying "don't just assume, let's hear her out first!"

And she opens by proving every doubter correct 🙈

[ayeforscotland]

SHOULD SCOTLAND BE AN INDEPENDENT COUNTRY?

Yes

Also Yes

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

Tumblr doesn’t know what it’s unleashed.

[ashvolkner]

Alexa, forward to Nicola Sturgeon.

Alexa, CC to Rishi Sunak

Alexa, send message to Douglas Ross saying he's a big jobbie

[ayeforscotland]

HUH cult leader now?

Yeah, I feed people drugs and clean up when they shit everywhere.

[ashvolkner]

Supreme Jobby Juggler Aye 🙌💩

[yamujiburo]

[unbotheredmuse]

[cipheramnesia]

Girl, help they are making me do tasks before the scheduled event.

[quasi-normalcy]

My conference is in 9 hours; do I have time to bathe?

[notpikaman]

tap for a surprise

[ashvolkner]

Not a surprise, just eternally staring into my soul 😅

[ashvolkner]

Thank you to everyone who assisted in sheparding me into my dirty thirties and reminding me I am not dead. (yet) (at Ｍｙ ｈｅａｒｔ) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClHdmN6LUVXvm06sNwWctwBZnxP2-Pe_Lzgrc40/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ashvolkner]

Faeries, Blair Witch, same thing. Did I survive or am I posting from a shallow grave by the fae fall. Tune in next time to find out 🌲🧚‍♀️🪓😵🩸 (at Lynn Glenn Falls) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClHXEjELC0f0kB1tgaI81x2RugaIqGp59kSwKc0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ashvolkner]

🌊⛵️boats n water n stuff innit ⛵️🌊 (at Largs Yacht Haven) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClHWEl8L931i0fP5wJXnTrWBAqzH__38D95WKc0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ashvolkner]

Gentleman farmer chic ✌️👨‍🌾🤠 (at Tennox Parlour) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClHVwbGLVrrrAv03YXxFncllv7QUdF732w_FX80/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=