KITTEN REVIEW:
Tuhma
pros:
prettier than others
loud, strong purr
the limpest cat you'll ever hold
brown eyes
yellow hair
whorish demeanor
cons:
so stupid that he is barely functional
shits in his carrier
relies on the other kitten to keep himself clean
unreliable, keeps almost dying bc of gravity
has fallen so many times, for example off the kitchen table, while lying down, unprompted
Suttu
pros:
can perform 8 different tricks
somersaults when exhilarated
loves being held in baby position
cleans himself thoroughly
spoonable by me only
handsome and absolutely jacked
dislikes the same people as I do
loves lollipops and icecream
cons:
evil
eats your hair
can't be contained, opens doors with one jump
too intelligent, can sense weakness
destroys everything you love if not properly enriched
is afraid of nature
