Perhaps they are

political satanist, 1000 years old, no feelings, queer cupcake, etc.

[tolkien-shitposting]

[feministism]

[whatbigotspost]

WHELP

[tacomel420]

me as a store owner

[sailorbrazil]

looking for a mcdonalds nearby

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

rotund i am, and proud of that! now where those ham burgers are at?

[straightpeoplereceipts]

man its almost like women who like women tend to date other women who like women and when youre disabled without health insurance you often have to decide whether to spend money on medical bills, rent or food and when your bank account is strained in this way you are likely to live in the apartment you can afford in a shitty part of the extremely volatile city you live where poor people are exploited by landlords and subjected to terrible living conditions. thats america babey. close the anime & try living in the real world dude

[citizenshipandsocialjustice]

[doggosource]

[mosoli]

im still laughing at this

[eriksangelofmusic]

The best cape flourish ever. 

[johnhalomasterchief117]

How thE f UC k

[hatsunemykie]

My mY BRaiN JuST ExPLOdeD

[musique-de-la-nuit]

That little hand wave at the end. He’s like “Yeah, that’s right. You ain’t never seen anything as amazing as me.”

[tophatsnap]

I wonder how many hours Erik spend practising that. Like, “I’ll show her the cape twirl. Bitches love cape twirls.”

[i-am-melancholys-child]

“Bitches love cape twirls”

[minorcoded-yoda]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ya whatup

[robertwire]

DEFINITELY go to your local high schools high school musical production JUST IN CASE A) they perform a slow melancholy rendition of WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER featuring A GOSPEL CHOIR that brings you to ACTUAL TEARS and B) after the show when the GRADUATING SENIORS are being recognized, a very shy handsome senoir who played the baking basketball player receives a standing ovation for his ten lines, and then shyly grabs the mic and yells KATIE WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME after which, katie, who is of course working the spotlight, screams, so he has to yell FLASH THE SPOTLIGHT ONCE FOR NO OR TWICE FOR YES PLEASE and the whole audience waits in agony as the spotlight slowly blinks once…and then A SECOND TIME after which the other basketball dudes on stage SCREAM WITH JOY AND PHYSICALLY WRESTLE KATIES NEW PROM DATE INTO A JOYOUS BRO PILE WHILE HE SMILES SO HARD IT LITERALLY HURTS TO LOOK AT

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Sweet and precious ducks !

[parasoli]

Cy Twombly,peonies,1980.

[reverseracism]

My gf has BPD but she doesn’t support Trump so idk why it’s his mental illness that’s supposedly the root of his BS 🤔

People love demonizing mental illnesses. Yes, BPD/depression/anxiety can make your emotions peak, plateau, and dive right quick… but it doesn’t make you racist.

You can be extremely angry, but anger only highlights feelings you already have. If you didn’t have racist, sexist, classist, ableist, anti Semitic, etc thoughts while happy or content you aren’t going to suddenly hate gay people because your serotonin wants to play hide and seek.

[soulbrotherv2]

In remembrance of the legendary Ruby Dee, who passed away four years ago this week, here’s a photo of the mural of her at the Karamu House (the oldest African American theatre in the United States).

The mural, located in Ruby Dee’s birthplace of Cleveland, Ohio, was completed by muralist Kent Twitchell and nine artist apprentices (Rozenia Cunningham, Donald Davis, Sophia Higginbottom, Troy Higginbottom, Garner Lewis, Rickey Lewis, Robin Robinson, Jerome White, and Gary William) in 2013. #becauseofthemwecan

Photo and caption via Because of Them We Can by Eunique Jones

[elodieunderglass]

on the validity of recognizing emotions

[crispysnakes]

Ginseng - Lincoln line, Long tail boa (Boa c. longicauda)

[bummass]

Excuse me not to be stupid out loud but how do you know where the tail ends?? How can you say the tail is long when a snake is basically a head attached to a tail??? What qualifies as a long tail as opposed to a regular tail????

[crispysnakes]

Because they have anatomy much like every other animal on the planet and aren’t just heads attached to tails. Tails begin at the cloaca. Long tail boas have longer tails in comparison to every other ssp. in the boa genus. 

This is an imperator, but you get the point. 

[jennenen]

Something tells me you might enjoy this, @elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

Me, standing outside and shouting at no particular god: if it’s full of ribs it isn’t a TAIL, asshole

[thequantumqueer]

elodie i can’t believe you missed this opportunity to call a vague hypothetical person a cloaca

[elodieunderglass]

Sometimes I Really Drop the Ball(s)

[thewriterkb]