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mobpsycho100

sodiumvaporss

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

sparklingciderrr

So in love (full vers.)

hokusu

✩ Hero Todoroki Shouto ✩ (Requested By Anon)

cleo-fox

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

maple-seed

Both options convey that he's horny

cleo-fox

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

reynemi

Daisy — STEREO DIVE FOUNDATION

sandersstudies

Me: man I wish I knew more of my neighbors better

My nine-year-old neighbor: *crashes mom’s car into my yard*

Me: Be careful what you wish for I suppose

sandersstudies

Honestly my first draft of this post said “my neighbor’s son” and then I was like wait a second that’s functionally the same as saying “my cousin’s sister.” That’s still my cousin and that’s still my neighbor.

sandersstudies

Stop saying Calvin and Hobbes it’s important to me that Calvin is six and not nine.

the-lincyclopedia

I take it the nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle?

sandersstudies

The nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle after knocking the gear shift into Drive apparently by accident. Seven- and five-year-olds in the backseat. Nine-year-old knows in movies people stomp down on the thing on the floor and the car stops. He stomps. It is the gas.