cutting through life with a butterknife

this is a sideblog, born after my main got briefly scammed and hacked. that said, I'm your friendly 34yo emo riciclata whose intolerance still sits on lactose, fascists and terfs. I may fangirl a lot about the band Ghost, amongst other things.

[asinsisterwithaknife]

hi, welcome to what was born as a rescue blog and became the place where I ramble about things I don't want to trash about on main :)

I got scammed out of my main account from March 20th to March 23rd (you can find more on the posts tagged #coltellini got scammed ) but after recovering that account I decided to transform this into my official side.

chances are I follow/interact with you from both, but feel free to interact with what you please!

(anything tagged #cutscene are personal ramblings)

I'm always open to chat but try my very, very best to protect my peace so I block easily.

believe me, your tumblr experience will not be tarnished by my absence.

I would rather block someone preemptively, than start conversation or fights I really, really don't have the energy nor the want to put myself into and neither should you. if you find something on my blog that upsets or doesn't sit right with you please block me, the internet is vast, we won't miss eachother (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

[asinsisterwithaknife]

when I bough the ticket to the new ghovie, there was only one seat already taken, and it was a very good seat, central, the most central you could have in that theatre. so I did something a bit petty in retrospective but, if I'm going alone to the cinema because none of my friends in my city share this interest of mine and it's okay to do things alone, I want a good seat. so I bought the seat behind them.

now, since I am planning a whole outfit to go, I wanted to see how many seats were already taken, and let me tell you. I have been surrounded. there's just a bunch of seats taken around me, like less than 10 people in the whole theatre. and I'm sandwiched.

either I make friends for life, or I'm going to regret this a lot.

[drlinguo]

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[zanncom]

v in that one gerard way wembley outfit

[zanncom]

lights camera action !

[chaosmagetwin]

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

[gabitzart]

They're stupid

[asinsisterwithaknife]

7, 12, 25

7.describe a dream you had recently

I'm not the greatest with remembering dreams, I usually never remember them, but one I can from like a couple months ago was of me and my partner throwing a party, it was probably our house? I remember us getting ready, and the happiness of hosting friends

12.how do you show affection (this can be platonic or romantic)?

I am a very touchy person. physical contact is a must, and also cooking for the people I care is one of the strongest ways I show affection. I basically use all the love languages in some degree, but being physically present is the one that first comes to mind!

25.dream room?

oh girl, I could go on and on about this. homes and spaces I inhabit are very important to me and not being able to build them as I need them to be is a big grievance of mine.

my ideal room, as in bedroom to shorten my rambling, would have a window and a small balcony, on two separate walls. ideally it is at a middle floor, so light comes in but you're still close to the outside. ceilings are not extremely high, but high enough that if I want I can hang multiple sets of pictures and decorations. The colour palette is warm blues, wood browns and splashes of yellow and pink. the bed has a canopy, and it is made of pinewood and it's a bit high for standards. there's an ensuite bathroom with a tub, and the wardrobe (which occupies two half-walls with a corner) has beside it a vanity, possibly vintage from the 60s but I'm not picky (I'm SO picky).

thank you for the asks <3

[danse-macabre-ballerina]

[danse-macabre-ballerina]

[pedrxpascal]

Nameless Ghoul and Papa Emeritus "good luck“ fist bump.

[asinsisterwithaknife]

Velvet, paper, golden

hi anon, thank you for the asks!

velvet: who was your first crush?

my first crush, or who I consider as such, was the son of a family friend. like me he also grew up without his father (though because he unfortunately died young, he wasn't a deadbeat like mine lol) and we had a lot in common, we loved playing together as children and he has become a man I still admire and have a lot of affection for

paper: favourite children's book?

I had a lot! but the one that is truly THE one I'd go back still now it's a story that incorporates a lot of Italian folklore. it's called Guidone Mangiaterra e gli Sporcaccioni, by Sebastiano Ruiz Mignone

golden: favorite stationary product?

I just love a good black ink pen. simple as that!

[starloving-186]

ask game!

making an ask game purely out of boredom

if you had to dye your hair, what colour would you pick?

in an emergency, who would you call?

favourite scent and why?

who is a role model in your life, real or fictional?

three people you wish you could meet?

would you rather be permanently moving/on the road, or live in the same place for your whole life?

describe a dream you had recently

favourite accessory you own?

how would you survive an apocalypse or at least attempt to?

dream pet?

song you listened to in childhood?

how do you show affection (this can be platonic or romantic)?

favourite film?

piece of media that left a lasting impact on you?

any “paranormal” or unexplainable experiences?

favourite type of chocolate?

drink of choice?

a compliment you’ve received?

best gift you’ve gotten?

dream car?

describe a nightmare you’ve had?

favourite time of day/night?

a hobby you tried but didn’t stick with?

movie or tv show you want to watch?

dream room?

share one outlook you have on life?

a favourite lyric?

favourite way to spend time alone?

share an adventure you went on?

what are your opinions on the person asking?

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[cullenedward]

soft asks:

cherry - what is your sexuality?

lollipop - favorite makeup products?

daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?

october - what month were you born in?

caress - do you like to snuggle?

ivory - describe your pajamas?

golden - favorite stationary product?

freckles - most-worn article of clothing?

twilight - best friend?

silk - do you like k-pop?

poppy - favorite pastel color?

dimples - most attractive features of a person’s face?

sunkissed - autumn or spring?

buttery - favorite snack?

whisper - how much sleep do you get?

pencil - do you own a journal?

cupcake - are you a good cook?

honey - favorite term of endearment?

clouds - describe one of your favorite dreams?

velvet - who was your first crush?

paper - favorite children’s book?

peaches - do you have a skincare routine?

mochi - favorite studio ghibli film?

backyard - did you ever have an imaginary friend?

strawberry - favorite fruit?

kiss - have you ever kissed a friend?,

nightlight - do you read before bed?

shampoo - favorite scent?

skin - what distant relative are you closest to?

aphrodite - favorite actress/actor?

cuddles - do you have any pets?

lace - if you own any dresses, which is your favorite?

sheets - sanrio or san-x characters?

cream - frozen yogurt flavor?

watermelon - do films ever make you cry?

sapphos - favorite poet?

plush - how many stuffed animals do you still own?

roses - what flower do you find most beautiful?

sweetheart - favorite mug/cup?

sunset - what are your pronouns?

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.