Squiggly sqoo

Indepentant ask/roleplay blog for my enderman Squiggle. magic anon: N/A Tag: Behold Squiggly (sidebar art by: ask--glow )

[ask--squiggles]

DROP THE BOTTOMS THEN AND WE’LL SEE.

[ask--glow-deactivated20141025]

Neo: FINE.

/DROPS PANTS, FLIPS OFF. 

[ask--squiggles]

/PANT DROP, DOUBLE FLIP OFF.

Mines clearly bigger.

[ask--squiggles]

Yeah but.

You know just got to compare ‘em.

You never know.

Humans are weird.

[ask--glow-deactivated20141025]

Neo: Mine’s probably bigger anyways.

Nothin’ to compare, I’ll let you keep your pride. 

[ask--squiggles]

DROP THE BOTTOMS THEN AND WE'LL SEE.

[ask--squiggles]

AND IT JUST

HANGS JUST LIKE THIS?

Fascinating.

[ask--glow-deactivated20141025]

#Do you have one??#Show it to me

Neo: Why it probably looks the fuckin’ same. Weird.

[ask--squiggles]

Yeah but.

You know just got to compare 'em.

You never know.

Humans are weird.

[ask--squiggles]

WAIT WHAT IS THIS STICK THING FOR?

[ask--glow-deactivated20141025]

Neo: It’s called a dick.

[askceruleanender]

A duck?

[ask--squiggles]

What duck?

[ask--squiggles]

WAIT WHAT IS THIS STICK THING FOR?

[ask--glow-deactivated20141025]

Neo: It’s called a dick.

[ask--squiggles]

AND IT JUST

HANGS JUST LIKE THIS?

Fascinating.

[ask--squiggles]

WAIT WHAT IS THIS STICK THING FOR?

[ask--squiggles]

ask--glow replied to your post:M!A HUMAN FOR 24 HOURS.

Neo: Oh my notch it’s weird seeing you with more than 2 fingers.

here I made it more comfortable for you.

[ask--squiggles]

M!A HUMAN FOR 24 HOURS.

AHNDS? REAL HANDS? TEN? FINGERS??

[mhthelittlekitten]

Ask me......ship me......rp with me........give me a M!A....do it anonymously or not

[ask--glow-deactivated20141025]

ask—squiggles replied to your post:[Agatha slowly burns. Squiggle has dumped lava on her. Die Agatha, die.]

"you could say i’m a…. Lady killer"

"That’s kind of smooth in a way and that pisses me off." 

[ask--squiggles]

"Good."  Mockingly uses a mocking voice. "yoo so sexay when u angry babe." gives him a nice wink and a tongue wiggly wiggle.

[ask--squiggles]

Neo: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PINKY

[ask--squiggles]

Neo. Neo.

What ladies?

You are ladyless.

[ask--glow-deactivated20141025]

Neo:

ALL THE LADIES YOU DON’T FUCKIN’ HAVE. 

[ask--squiggles]

I DO NOT COUNT AS A LADY NEO, THERE ARE NO LADIES HERE.

[ask--squiggles]

Neo: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PINKY

[ask--squiggles]

If yous into sausage fingers, yeah I guess so.

[ask--glow-deactivated20141025]

Neo: Well,

/flips invisible collar.

the ladies don’t seem to mind them. 

[ask--squiggles]

Neo. Neo.

What ladies?

You are ladyless.

[ask--squiggles]

Cree jumps up and down happily "ahh!! I love all of you glows endermen your so pretty and bright!"

Gives her a quick wink following a slight chuckle.

"Never seen anyone get THAT excited over some glowin’ before."

[askcree]

Cree cover her face and blushes ” I can’t help it sorry” she laughed embarrassed “you’re just so shiny”

[ask--squiggles]

He shrugged slightly. 

"Eh, it's kind of hard not to look at so it's 'kay." He chuckled slightly, crossing his arms.

[ask--squiggles]

Neo: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PINKY

[ask--squiggles]

WELL MAYBE THEY WOULDN’T LOOK SO SMALL IF YOUR HANDS WEREN’T THE SIZE OF TWO SHEEP.

[ask--glow-deactivated20141025]

The bigger the better am I right? 

[ask--squiggles]

If yous into sausage fingers, yeah I guess so.

[ask--squiggles]

Neo: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PINKY

[ask--glow-deactivated20141025]

PRETTY FUCKIN’ SMALL COMPARED TO THESE BAD BOYS. 

ARE YOU ASKIN’ FOR A FIGHT? 

[ask--squiggles]

WELL MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T LOOK SO SMALL IF YOUR HANDS WEREN'T THE SIZE OF TWO SHEEP.

[ask--squiggles]

Cree jumps up and down happily "ahh!! I love all of you glows endermen your so pretty and bright!"

Gives her a quick wink following a slight chuckle.

"Never seen anyone get THAT excited over some glowin' before."

[ask--squiggles]

Neo: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PINKY

[ask--glow-deactivated20141025]

Neo: YOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY HANDS. 

[ask--squiggles]

THEY'RE NOT EVEN SMALL.

DO YOU WANT TO DIE?