DROP THE BOTTOMS THEN AND WE’LL SEE.
Neo: FINE.
/DROPS PANTS, FLIPS OFF.
/PANT DROP, DOUBLE FLIP OFF.
Mines clearly bigger.
will byers stan first human second
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DROP THE BOTTOMS THEN AND WE’LL SEE.
Neo: FINE.
/DROPS PANTS, FLIPS OFF.
/PANT DROP, DOUBLE FLIP OFF.
Mines clearly bigger.
Yeah but.
You know just got to compare ‘em.
You never know.
Humans are weird.
Neo: Mine’s probably bigger anyways.
Nothin’ to compare, I’ll let you keep your pride.
DROP THE BOTTOMS THEN AND WE'LL SEE.
AND IT JUST
HANGS JUST LIKE THIS?
Fascinating.
#Do you have one??#Show it to me
Neo: Why it probably looks the fuckin’ same. Weird.
Yeah but.
You know just got to compare 'em.
You never know.
Humans are weird.
WAIT WHAT IS THIS STICK THING FOR?
Neo: It’s called a dick.
A duck?
What duck?
WAIT WHAT IS THIS STICK THING FOR?
Neo: It’s called a dick.
AND IT JUST
HANGS JUST LIKE THIS?
Fascinating.
WAIT WHAT IS THIS STICK THING FOR?
ask--glow replied to your post:M!A HUMAN FOR 24 HOURS.
Neo: Oh my notch it’s weird seeing you with more than 2 fingers.
here I made it more comfortable for you.
M!A HUMAN FOR 24 HOURS.
AHNDS? REAL HANDS? TEN? FINGERS??
Ask me......ship me......rp with me........give me a M!A....do it anonymously or not
ask—squiggles replied to your post:[Agatha slowly burns. Squiggle has dumped lava on her. Die Agatha, die.]
"you could say i’m a…. Lady killer"
"That’s kind of smooth in a way and that pisses me off."
"Good." Mockingly uses a mocking voice. "yoo so sexay when u angry babe." gives him a nice wink and a tongue wiggly wiggle.
Neo: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PINKY
Neo. Neo.
What ladies?
You are ladyless.
Neo:
ALL THE LADIES YOU DON’T FUCKIN’ HAVE.
I DO NOT COUNT AS A LADY NEO, THERE ARE NO LADIES HERE.
Neo: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PINKY
If yous into sausage fingers, yeah I guess so.
Neo: Well,
/flips invisible collar.
the ladies don’t seem to mind them.
Neo. Neo.
What ladies?
You are ladyless.
Cree jumps up and down happily "ahh!! I love all of you glows endermen your so pretty and bright!"
Gives her a quick wink following a slight chuckle.
"Never seen anyone get THAT excited over some glowin’ before."
Cree cover her face and blushes ” I can’t help it sorry” she laughed embarrassed “you’re just so shiny”
He shrugged slightly.
"Eh, it's kind of hard not to look at so it's 'kay." He chuckled slightly, crossing his arms.
Neo: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PINKY
WELL MAYBE THEY WOULDN’T LOOK SO SMALL IF YOUR HANDS WEREN’T THE SIZE OF TWO SHEEP.
The bigger the better am I right?
If yous into sausage fingers, yeah I guess so.
Neo: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PINKY
PRETTY FUCKIN’ SMALL COMPARED TO THESE BAD BOYS.
ARE YOU ASKIN’ FOR A FIGHT?
WELL MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T LOOK SO SMALL IF YOUR HANDS WEREN'T THE SIZE OF TWO SHEEP.
Cree jumps up and down happily "ahh!! I love all of you glows endermen your so pretty and bright!"
Gives her a quick wink following a slight chuckle.
"Never seen anyone get THAT excited over some glowin' before."
Neo: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PINKY
Neo: YOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY HANDS.
THEY'RE NOT EVEN SMALL.
DO YOU WANT TO DIE?