*pushes a cart with a 4-tier maple-flavored cake on it* *Oh lo and behold, a wild moosey Matt pops out for his cutie patootie 1p self*
!! It must be my second birthday!!////
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@ask-1pcanada
*pushes a cart with a 4-tier maple-flavored cake on it* *Oh lo and behold, a wild moosey Matt pops out for his cutie patootie 1p self*
!! It must be my second birthday!!////
*fills your pool up with maple syrup*
Oh thank you, I was just about to do that myself!
by married to Canada do you mean your 2p?
I-I'm married to my country!!!! Shhhh!!!
Who yeah married to Mattie?
To Canada of course!
*gets down on one knee* will you marry me?
I'm sorry! I'm already married!
Can you speak French fluently?
Of course! It is one of my official languages! (of course Francis scolds me when I dont speak it the 'proper' way)
What do you do when your brother is really upset?
Comfort him, what else?
I would love nothing more than to see you and Matt in speedos posing next to a pool during winter time.
Matt and I always swim one last time before winter really starts! It's tradition!
are you on hiatus?
Soory aboot that, eh?
What happens when somone touches/pulls your curl? (Sorry just curious ^^")
Let's just say its like an off or on switch!
How did you meet Matt?
I've met him many times, I just didnt know it!
Have you or anyone you know ever had encounters with angry geese?
I've warned him so many times.
What's your favorite hockey team?
I'm so upset at the thought of even choosing!
Looks like you and Matt have been doing the do.
I haven't seen you in like forever, what have you been doing?
like hibernating.. maybe
"Hey, a friend of mine told me i should come to you if i wanted to try pancakes.."
Yup!! You came to the right person!! I'll make you all the pancakes you want!!
what is your theme omg
Don't tease me like that!!