>ok so

>LOLOLOLOLOL

[ask-a-greasy-memer]

Kuprum, I have a message to deliver you since Azdaja is busy being Azdaja. He says... *clears throat and rustles paper* “Git gud”

>ill slam you

>ugly cunt

[hostilemuppet]

[freakin-folykl-darane]

*Wendgo shakes a bag of doritoes and whistles* Folykl! Here girl!

What the fuck??? I’m not a barkbeast. Tbh you’d get Kuprum in that way

[ask-wendgowoulff]

So you dont want them? ok Ill give them to Polypa

[freakin-folykl-darane]

I have a fuck ton more in Kuprum’s bag so I’m good

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Ok also… Batteries. *gives her a pack of batteries*

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Uhhhh thanks? Not sure what to do with these lolololol

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Theyre batteries, In case Maxlol ever dies on you.

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Uh oh! Folykl didn’t like that! You better take that back before Folykl takes your kneecaps!

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Folykl calm down!

[freakin-folykl-darane]

then dont               compare kuprum                      to a fucking                               disposable                          battery!

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Then what AM I supposed to compare him to?! A potato?!

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Don’t compare him at all he’s a troll!

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Damn Darane It was only a joke. Calm down

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Didn’t sound like one

[ask-wendgowoulff]

But anyways. You use the batteries like you do Kuprum, so if he runs off to piss or something and you get hungry, theres a snacc.

[freakin-folykl-darane]

It doesn’t work like that normie a simple battery isn’t made from psionics how am I supposed to eat it anyway stop being albiest

[ask-wendgowoulff]

WHO YA CALLIN A NORMIE?! Im fused with my Lusus!

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Fuck off you op normie weirdo lololol

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Oh you just pissed her off, She growls and bares her fangs. Shes going to strike!*

[freakin-folykl-darane]

[folykl doesn’t seem to notice or care]

Lolololol

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She bites her by the arm and yanks her off of Kuprum, Shes gone rabid dog mode*

[freakin-folykl-darane]

AHHHH HHHHH!!!!

KUPRUM CULL HER!!

((Just tagging all the Kuprums, you don’t have to respond if you don’t want, I’ll do it as this folykls Kuprum or something @ask-a-greasy-memer @ask-the-gold-kinkster @mother-fucking-maxlol ))

[ask-a-greasy-memer]

>holy fuck

>fol

>are you okay?

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Nooo! She mauled my fucking arm!’

[ask-a-greasy-memer]

>you wanna fuckin go doggy?

>lOloloLOlOLoL

[his psionics crackled loudly]

[freakin-folykl-darane]

*Wendgo shakes a bag of doritoes and whistles* Folykl! Here girl!

What the fuck??? I’m not a barkbeast. Tbh you’d get Kuprum in that way

[ask-wendgowoulff]

So you dont want them? ok Ill give them to Polypa

[freakin-folykl-darane]

I have a fuck ton more in Kuprum’s bag so I’m good

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Ok also… Batteries. *gives her a pack of batteries*

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Uhhhh thanks? Not sure what to do with these lolololol

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Theyre batteries, In case Maxlol ever dies on you.

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Uh oh! Folykl didn’t like that! You better take that back before Folykl takes your kneecaps!

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Folykl calm down!

[freakin-folykl-darane]

then dont               compare kuprum                      to a fucking                               disposable                          battery!

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Then what AM I supposed to compare him to?! A potato?!

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Don’t compare him at all he’s a troll!

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Damn Darane It was only a joke. Calm down

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Didn’t sound like one

[ask-wendgowoulff]

But anyways. You use the batteries like you do Kuprum, so if he runs off to piss or something and you get hungry, theres a snacc.

[freakin-folykl-darane]

It doesn’t work like that normie a simple battery isn’t made from psionics how am I supposed to eat it anyway stop being albiest

[ask-wendgowoulff]

WHO YA CALLIN A NORMIE?! Im fused with my Lusus!

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Fuck off you op normie weirdo lololol

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Oh you just pissed her off, She growls and bares her fangs. Shes going to strike!*

[freakin-folykl-darane]

[folykl doesn’t seem to notice or care]

Lolololol

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She bites her by the arm and yanks her off of Kuprum, Shes gone rabid dog mode*

[freakin-folykl-darane]

AHHHH HHHHH!!!!

KUPRUM CULL HER!!

((Just tagging all the Kuprums, you don’t have to respond if you don’t want, I’ll do it as this folykls Kuprum or something @ask-a-greasy-memer @ask-the-gold-kinkster @mother-fucking-maxlol ))

[ask-a-greasy-memer]

>holy fuck

>fol

>are you okay?

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Petunia

Petunia: Who is someone/What is something that soothes you?

@ask-a-greasy-memer and @ask-the-gold-kinkster duh

[ask-a-greasy-memer]

>same to u lol

[ask-a-greasy-memer]

Have you heard of our dear leader Jim Pickens?

>no and this scares me

[ask-swagger-dagger-trolls]

Being Weird With The Trash Duo: Im Trash Too Now

@freakin-folykl-darane @ask-a-greasy-memer

A cute and simple doodle of Taluco having some good Eastern Alterian Take Out, in a alleyway with some funny as Gold Bloods. It’s Gold Bloods like them that help Taluco with her phobia…

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Sup, FOlykl! I gOT sOme exTra chips if yOu wanT sOme [The burgundy wave at the gold blood, holding a bag of junk food]

oh                              nice kuprums                            out getting food                       thanks

[freakin-folykl-darane]

dont                                     worry  girl                            these fortunes                              are bullshit anyway

[ask-swagger-dagger-trolls]

Y-Yea…yOu righT…lijke thAt’S ever gOnna happen…HA!

BuT whO ever made ThaT One needs TO be fired….

[freakin-folykl-darane]

im                    sure youll                            get to do                the do some day                but if a highblood finds                     that and gets                          offended that                     entire place is gonna be shut down               via murder

[ask-swagger-dagger-trolls]

[She snorted]

Yea gOOd pOinT.

[She noticed the shrimp and noodles] BItCH!~ tIME to DIG IN!~

[She used the chopstick with ease]

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Alright

[she didn’t use chopsticks, she just reached into Kuprum’s container of food and stole it from him, even some of the noodles]

@ask-a-greasy-memer ((if you’d like to join us))

[ask-a-greasy-memer]

>stop fucking taking my food lol

[eyesmyle]

Two nasty ass garbage babeys

[freakin-folykl-darane]

Sup, FOlykl! I gOT sOme exTra chips if yOu wanT sOme [The burgundy wave at the gold blood, holding a bag of junk food]

oh                              nice kuprums                            out getting food                       thanks

[ask-swagger-dagger-trolls]

DO I have TO….? I raTher geT zapped Than read This OuT lOud….

[freakin-folykl-darane]

If it’s lewd I don’t really give a shit a trolls gonna get fired if a Highblood reports it though

[ask-swagger-dagger-trolls]

[Lowkey prays that a highblood does]

Fine…I’ll read iT…bully

[She gave a pout]

[freakin-folykl-darane]

I’m listening

[ask-swagger-dagger-trolls]

I-IT…said…., “YOu geT pailed…by…highblOOd….”

[Taluco was a blushing mess reading it and thinking it]

[freakin-folykl-darane]

lol              lololol kuprum get a load of                              this 

@ask-a-greasy-memer

still                 thats pretty gross                           to put in a misfortune               cookie

[ask-a-greasy-memer]

>bet you will LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL don't make me laugh

>that's also GROSS im

[ask-a-greasy-memer]

folykls being bullied

>that can't be good

>no time for lols

[ask-a-greasy-memer]

THEN LET US REVIVE IT

>that's the spirit

[ask-a-greasy-memer]

>blog died lol

[its-neb-ur-god]

TROLL ASK/INTERACT MASTERPOST (wip)

HOMESTUCK

ARADIA - @ask-the-rust-maid , @askaradiamegido , @aradia-paradia

TAVROS - @ask-tavros-nitram-a-thing , @interactwtavros

SOLLUX - @solluxcaptorsucks , @a2ksolluxcaptor

KARKAT - @knightofbloodleaderofnone , @askkarkat

NEPETA - @ask-nepeta-psychotic-catnip

KANAYA

TEREZI

VRISKA

EQUIUS

GAMZEE

ERIDAN

FEFERI

DAMARA

RUFIOH

MITUNA

KANKRI

MEULIN

PORRIM

LATULA - @4-f13ld-of-tul1ps

ARANEA

HORUSS

KURLOZ

CRONUS

MEENAH

HIVESWAP

XEFROS

DAMMEK

AMISIA

ARDATA

AZDAJA

BAIZLI

BARZUM

BOLDIR

BRONYA

CHAHUT - @resident-clown-mama

CHARUN

CHIXIE

CIRAVA - @moist-with-me

DARAYA

DIEMEN

ELWURD

FOLYKL & KUPRUM - @ask-a-greasy-memer

FOZZER

GALEKH - @ask-troll-tenya

KARAKO

KONYLL

LANQUE - @ask-the-fang-gamer

LYNERA

MALLEK

MARTSI

MARVUS

NIHKEE

POLYPA - @ask-pitiless-mercenary

REMELE

SKYLLA

STELSA

TAGORA

TEGIRI

TIRONA

TYZIAS - @tyzbian

VIKARE - @vikare-love-blog , @nsfvikare (nsfw) ,

WANSHI

ZEBEDE

ZEBRUH

FANTROLLS

RAVENI, OBERON, BARANU, TYNZEN, LYKLIS, IZZRAH, SOLAIR, YUUKII - @the-troll-brood

KAKUTA, YOZORA, BAIORI, FJÀRIL, PASTEL, ETOILE, CHEIRI, IGHNIS, VARIAT - @ask-all-colours-of-the-spectrum

CHARLY, BONNIE, ALEXII, ALASTR - @ask-troll-children

PREEMA (and sometimes Mr. Gucci) - @preemadaahna

FARAHL - @farahllostlo

MODIMM - @ask-modimm-the-choirman

ZERETH - @ask-zereth-s4lz4r

.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED OR REMOVED FROM THIS LIST, PLEASE TELL ME IN A MESSAGE OR REBLOG. SPREAD THE WORD! I WANNA GET THIS FILLED WITH FANTROLLS AND CANON TROLLS ALIKE!

[ask-a-greasy-memer]

>exists

[ask-a-greasy-memer]

[bronyatheleaderofthejades]

Canon hiveswap ask blog masterpost!

Finally going to update this! This is part one!

Joey: (I know there’s one out there)

Jude: @ask-half-of-harley-manor

Xefros: @commander-tritoh

Diemen: @ask-the-hotdog-boy

Marsti: @marstisguidetoselfcare

Fozzer: @ask-comrade-fozzer

Dammek: @ask-the-tetrarch / @dammek-official / @dammek–i-guess

Skylla: @thecountryyladyy453 / @ask-the-bronzecowgirl

Vikare: @vikare-love-blog / @ask-vikare-ratite

Kuprum: @ask-the-gold-kinkster / @mother-fucking-maxlol / @ask-a-greasy-memer

Folykl: @freakin-folykl-darane

Cirava: @ciravas-infodump

Azdaja: @ask-the-mustardblood-prince

Zebede: @zzz-buzzing-zzz

[ask-a-greasy-memer]

If you were stuck on an island with a computer, a stable connection, and enough power to send a single greentext, what would you send?

>isnt it obvious

>itd be a single

>LOL