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[tomb-mold]

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

[kushblazer666]

[casualfruit]

[eraserheadbeaniebaby]

[rlyehtaxidermist]

some papal facts:

Being a cardinal is not a requirement for the Papacy, as most recently proved by Pope Urban VI in 1378.

Being ordained is not a requirement either, as proved by Pope Leo X in 1513.

Being present for the conclave is also not a requirement, as proved by Pope Adrian VI in 1522.

the papal conclusion:

[lastoneout]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

#this has given me horrible commission ideas

wrote this on the back of a botched oompa loompa request

(sorry for the messiness this was on short notice)

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]

[dxppercxdxver]

the devil on my shoulder is telling me to Post a Take. i am gently ignoring them. let us all consider the humble indigo bunting instead

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[katelyn-danger]

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

[biscoff-und-taxis]

#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins

you can’t just leave this in the tags

[mousegirlheart]

baby wants smoko

[niyarest]

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

[lindwurm-prince]

[corin-tuckers-left-one]

No smeeking??

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[actavissyrup]

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[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark not detected (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi and whale shark are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark detected! Yippie

Thank you fish :3

[jerkeline]

[padmelives]

my favorite genre of photography is those awkward aotc photos

for example:

these both look like you walked in on a private conversation and they want you to leave. it evokes SOME kind of emotion in me

[anakinskywalkerschanelboots]

same energy

[robinade]

[impossibleprincess35]

The SW memes have been ON POINT lately.

[prole-log]

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

rabbits know and resent their place on the food chain

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

mice and rats also know they're prey animals, they just have such joy of living that it cancels out

guinea pigs have no concept of death but understand contextless fear

hamsters however do know the food chain, but they also know that attachment to the earth is the root of suffering and they wisely deny the faults of the ego.

[bulkhummus]

my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic

[cannibalchicken]

[iapislazuli]

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified:      g a   ac  cat    a         ca       ’     a   t    at      a   T     a            a t  g         

Closest match: Raphanus sativus genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Radish