"What a shock, Alessi! You're still alive! Luckily you haven't missed the vibe check how fortunate :)" (@thedaisydoll)
"NONONONONONONONONONONO-"
((@thedaisydoll ))

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@ask-alessi
"What a shock, Alessi! You're still alive! Luckily you haven't missed the vibe check how fortunate :)" (@thedaisydoll)
"NONONONONONONONONONONO-"
((@thedaisydoll ))
ooh~ bastard man! may I pet you? :3c
"...Did you just call me a bast-"
?!
"NO!!!!!!!!!"
O-O [sometimes-alessi]
"...H...How? Why- Who thought this was a g- what the actual...I-"
"Another me? I get the idea, but...why? I don't need more of me, I have myself~ How did this even-"
FUZZBOI.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
Please do tell me you didn’t antagonize any kids while I was handing out candy a few days ago? -notso-semidaily-aswa
@notso-semidaily-aswa
"Oh Aswa~ You know too much about me..."
"VIBE CHECK"
Please tell me you’re going to do more for Halloween instead of just terrorizing trick-or-treaters for free candy... Assuming that’s the least you do on Halloween, of course—heh~
“…Oh, you little weed~ Do you honestly think I’d bully children on this special holiday? No…I don’t. I just…check their costumes. If they’re wearing something that allows me to see them, I’ll take their candy, and if they’re not?”
…
…
“Blood can’t be that hard to clean off the wheels of a car, right?~”
(The less children there are, the better the world is anyways.)
(( @rose-of-hearts ))
…
… What am I gonna do with this guy?…
“W–What, you can’t just keep yourself entertained by sticking a pumpkin on your head and pretending to be a scarecrow just to terrorize some kids?…”
“…”
“Actually, what am I saying–you’re Alessi… I feel like that’s expected from you…”
Cue me casually taking a lollipop out of my own candy bowl and putting it in my mouth.
yoink~
“And miss out on murdering those brats who don’t deserve anything? It’s one of the few days I can get away with that instead of my….usual fun~ Don’t you understand how important it is for me to feel good?”
“I just love the taste of this loli~ It tastes like your feeling of betrayal and digust at me, doesn’t it?”
A peep escaped my mouth when he snatched the lolly away. “Ah–! HEY!!”
… Great. Why was I blushing?
“I–It’s not so much of DISGUST as it is SLIGHT ANNOYANCE, especially considering you’re STEALING MY CANDY AGAIN!!”
“You won’t be missing it much anyways…you have more. Think of it as a diet~”
“PELOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO~”
… This felt like teasing… This GENUINELY felt like he was teasing me…
“D… Dammit… The thing I hate about that most is you’re right…”
… don’tlookatthetonguedon’tlookatthetonguedon’tlookatthetongue— >///>
“Aren’t I always?~ I Alessi know how to be right, weed. Maybe you should try taking some pointers. I could even…wouldn’t you mind if I just…”
(…This doesn’t feel right. I don’t feel good doing this…What’s wrong with me?!)
“hm—?!!??!?!?!”
Caught off guard by a kiss again—are you serious?…
“…”
… I… literally had nothing to say for a moment when we pulled away—I just stood there quietly like the beet-faced idiot I was…
“… W… What… W—What was that… for…?”
“Oh…I just…wanted to give you a suprise. I should be leaving now~”
(Face it. You love her, don’t you? I, wh- YOU LOVE HER ALESSI! YOU WANT HER MORE THAN ANYTHING! WHAT?! I- NO! YES YOU DO!)
…
“… Hey.”
Come to think of it, things have been super chill since I stopped pranking him and… opened up a bit.
… I felt like being a little nice now for some reason.
“If you wait a minute, uh… I could go grab you something real quick…”
“Of course, surprise me~ …I’m prepared if the surprise, of course, was you slicing me in half. But you like me too much to do that, right?~”
“… Uh…”
“Just… w–wait here.”
I took the candy bowl with me in case the bastard decided to take some more candy… I came back out about a minute later with a six-pack of soda.
“Here. I bought two packs of these the other day and, ehm… couldn’t stomach ‘em all…”
yoink
"SO LONG, SUCKER!!! ATTABOY ALESSI ATTABOY!!!"
Please tell me you’re going to do more for Halloween instead of just terrorizing trick-or-treaters for free candy... Assuming that’s the least you do on Halloween, of course—heh~
“…Oh, you little weed~ Do you honestly think I’d bully children on this special holiday? No…I don’t. I just…check their costumes. If they’re wearing something that allows me to see them, I’ll take their candy, and if they’re not?”
…
…
“Blood can’t be that hard to clean off the wheels of a car, right?~”
(The less children there are, the better the world is anyways.)
(( @rose-of-hearts ))
…
… What am I gonna do with this guy?…
“W–What, you can’t just keep yourself entertained by sticking a pumpkin on your head and pretending to be a scarecrow just to terrorize some kids?…”
“…”
“Actually, what am I saying–you’re Alessi… I feel like that’s expected from you…”
Cue me casually taking a lollipop out of my own candy bowl and putting it in my mouth.
yoink~
“And miss out on murdering those brats who don’t deserve anything? It’s one of the few days I can get away with that instead of my….usual fun~ Don’t you understand how important it is for me to feel good?”
“I just love the taste of this loli~ It tastes like your feeling of betrayal and digust at me, doesn’t it?”
A peep escaped my mouth when he snatched the lolly away. “Ah–! HEY!!”
… Great. Why was I blushing?
“I–It’s not so much of DISGUST as it is SLIGHT ANNOYANCE, especially considering you’re STEALING MY CANDY AGAIN!!”
“You won’t be missing it much anyways…you have more. Think of it as a diet~”
“PELOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO~”
… This felt like teasing… This GENUINELY felt like he was teasing me…
“D… Dammit… The thing I hate about that most is you’re right…”
… don’tlookatthetonguedon’tlookatthetonguedon’tlookatthetongue— >///>
“Aren’t I always?~ I Alessi know how to be right, weed. Maybe you should try taking some pointers. I could even…wouldn’t you mind if I just…”
(…This doesn’t feel right. I don’t feel good doing this…What’s wrong with me?!)
“hm—?!!??!?!?!”
Caught off guard by a kiss again—are you serious?…
“…”
… I… literally had nothing to say for a moment when we pulled away—I just stood there quietly like the beet-faced idiot I was…
“… W… What… W—What was that… for…?”
“Oh…I just…wanted to give you a suprise. I should be leaving now~”
(Face it. You love her, don’t you? I, wh- YOU LOVE HER ALESSI! YOU WANT HER MORE THAN ANYTHING! WHAT?! I- NO! YES YOU DO!)
…
“… Hey.”
Come to think of it, things have been super chill since I stopped pranking him and… opened up a bit.
… I felt like being a little nice now for some reason.
“If you wait a minute, uh… I could go grab you something real quick…”
"Of course, surprise me~ ...I'm prepared if the surprise, of course, was you slicing me in half. But you like me too much to do that, right?~"
Please tell me you’re going to do more for Halloween instead of just terrorizing trick-or-treaters for free candy... Assuming that’s the least you do on Halloween, of course—heh~
“…Oh, you little weed~ Do you honestly think I’d bully children on this special holiday? No…I don’t. I just…check their costumes. If they’re wearing something that allows me to see them, I’ll take their candy, and if they’re not?”
…
…
“Blood can’t be that hard to clean off the wheels of a car, right?~”
(The less children there are, the better the world is anyways.)
(( @rose-of-hearts ))
…
… What am I gonna do with this guy?…
“W–What, you can’t just keep yourself entertained by sticking a pumpkin on your head and pretending to be a scarecrow just to terrorize some kids?…”
“…”
“Actually, what am I saying–you’re Alessi… I feel like that’s expected from you…”
Cue me casually taking a lollipop out of my own candy bowl and putting it in my mouth.
yoink~
“And miss out on murdering those brats who don’t deserve anything? It’s one of the few days I can get away with that instead of my….usual fun~ Don’t you understand how important it is for me to feel good?”
“I just love the taste of this loli~ It tastes like your feeling of betrayal and digust at me, doesn’t it?”
A peep escaped my mouth when he snatched the lolly away. “Ah–! HEY!!”
… Great. Why was I blushing?
“I–It’s not so much of DISGUST as it is SLIGHT ANNOYANCE, especially considering you’re STEALING MY CANDY AGAIN!!”
“You won’t be missing it much anyways…you have more. Think of it as a diet~”
“PELOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO~”
… This felt like teasing… This GENUINELY felt like he was teasing me…
“D… Dammit… The thing I hate about that most is you’re right…”
… don’tlookatthetonguedon’tlookatthetonguedon’tlookatthetongue— >///>
“Aren’t I always?~ I Alessi know how to be right, weed. Maybe you should try taking some pointers. I could even…wouldn’t you mind if I just…”
(…This doesn’t feel right. I don’t feel good doing this…What’s wrong with me?!)
“hm—?!!??!?!?!”
Caught off guard by a kiss again—are you serious?…
“…”
… I… literally had nothing to say for a moment when we pulled away—I just stood there quietly like the beet-faced idiot I was…
“… W… What… W—What was that… for…?”
"Oh...I just...wanted to give you a suprise. I should be leaving now~"
(Face it. You love her, don't you? I, wh- YOU LOVE HER ALESSI! YOU WANT HER MORE THAN ANYTHING! WHAT?! I- NO! YES YOU DO!)
Please tell me you’re going to do more for Halloween instead of just terrorizing trick-or-treaters for free candy... Assuming that’s the least you do on Halloween, of course—heh~
“…Oh, you little weed~ Do you honestly think I’d bully children on this special holiday? No…I don’t. I just…check their costumes. If they’re wearing something that allows me to see them, I’ll take their candy, and if they’re not?”
…
…
“Blood can’t be that hard to clean off the wheels of a car, right?~”
(The less children there are, the better the world is anyways.)
(( @rose-of-hearts ))
…
… What am I gonna do with this guy?…
“W–What, you can’t just keep yourself entertained by sticking a pumpkin on your head and pretending to be a scarecrow just to terrorize some kids?…”
“…”
“Actually, what am I saying–you’re Alessi… I feel like that’s expected from you…”
Cue me casually taking a lollipop out of my own candy bowl and putting it in my mouth.
yoink~
“And miss out on murdering those brats who don’t deserve anything? It’s one of the few days I can get away with that instead of my….usual fun~ Don’t you understand how important it is for me to feel good?”
“I just love the taste of this loli~ It tastes like your feeling of betrayal and digust at me, doesn’t it?”
A peep escaped my mouth when he snatched the lolly away. “Ah–! HEY!!”
… Great. Why was I blushing?
“I–It’s not so much of DISGUST as it is SLIGHT ANNOYANCE, especially considering you’re STEALING MY CANDY AGAIN!!”
“You won’t be missing it much anyways…you have more. Think of it as a diet~”
“PELOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO~”
… This felt like teasing… This GENUINELY felt like he was teasing me…
“D… Dammit… The thing I hate about that most is you’re right…”
… don’tlookatthetonguedon’tlookatthetonguedon’tlookatthetongue— >///>
"Aren't I always?~ I Alessi know how to be right, weed. Maybe you should try taking some pointers. I could even...wouldn't you mind if I just..."
(...This doesn't feel right. I don't feel good doing this...What's wrong with me?!)
Please tell me you’re going to do more for Halloween instead of just terrorizing trick-or-treaters for free candy... Assuming that’s the least you do on Halloween, of course—heh~
“…Oh, you little weed~ Do you honestly think I’d bully children on this special holiday? No…I don’t. I just…check their costumes. If they’re wearing something that allows me to see them, I’ll take their candy, and if they’re not?”
…
…
“Blood can’t be that hard to clean off the wheels of a car, right?~”
(The less children there are, the better the world is anyways.)
(( @rose-of-hearts ))
…
… What am I gonna do with this guy?…
“W–What, you can’t just keep yourself entertained by sticking a pumpkin on your head and pretending to be a scarecrow just to terrorize some kids?…”
“…”
“Actually, what am I saying–you’re Alessi… I feel like that’s expected from you…”
Cue me casually taking a lollipop out of my own candy bowl and putting it in my mouth.
yoink~
“And miss out on murdering those brats who don’t deserve anything? It’s one of the few days I can get away with that instead of my….usual fun~ Don’t you understand how important it is for me to feel good?”
“I just love the taste of this loli~ It tastes like your feeling of betrayal and digust at me, doesn’t it?”
A peep escaped my mouth when he snatched the lolly away. “Ah–! HEY!!”
… Great. Why was I blushing?
“I–It’s not so much of DISGUST as it is SLIGHT ANNOYANCE, especially considering you’re STEALING MY CANDY AGAIN!!”
"You won't be missing it much anyways...you have more. Think of it as a diet~"
"PELOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO~"
Please tell me you’re going to do more for Halloween instead of just terrorizing trick-or-treaters for free candy... Assuming that’s the least you do on Halloween, of course—heh~
“…Oh, you little weed~ Do you honestly think I’d bully children on this special holiday? No…I don’t. I just…check their costumes. If they’re wearing something that allows me to see them, I’ll take their candy, and if they’re not?”
…
…
“Blood can’t be that hard to clean off the wheels of a car, right?~”
(The less children there are, the better the world is anyways.)
(( @rose-of-hearts ))
…
… What am I gonna do with this guy?…
“W–What, you can’t just keep yourself entertained by sticking a pumpkin on your head and pretending to be a scarecrow just to terrorize some kids?…”
“…”
“Actually, what am I saying–you’re Alessi… I feel like that’s expected from you…”
Cue me casually taking a lollipop out of my own candy bowl and putting it in my mouth.
yoink~
"And miss out on murdering those brats who don't deserve anything? It's one of the few days I can get away with that instead of my....usual fun~ Don't you understand how important it is for me to feel good?"
"I just love the taste of this loli~ It tastes like your feeling of betrayal and digust at me, doesn't it?"
Please tell me you’re going to do more for Halloween instead of just terrorizing trick-or-treaters for free candy... Assuming that’s the least you do on Halloween, of course—heh~
"...Oh, you little weed~ Do you honestly think I'd bully children on this special holiday? No...I don't. I just...check their costumes. If they're wearing something that allows me to see them, I'll take their candy, and if they're not?"
...
...
"Blood can't be that hard to clean off the wheels of a car, right?~"
(The less children there are, the better the world is anyways.)
(( @rose-of-hearts ))
GioGio, can I play with ur hair?
((draw him up a new hairstyle
((Attaboy, Giorno))
i... got bored... and drew my two favorite boys >_>
((I cn be yuor angle;;; or ur devol;;;))
Börk
((Day 2 Babey!! Polnareff gouged out Alessi's eyes instead of his nose))
((FINALLY FINISHED THE GORETOBER IMAGE THANK F*CK-))
((Reblogged to me alt acc))
“Daily reminder that 1. I can easily lift anyone over my head,including you and 2. I shower everyday, I don’t smell like piss.” - pixelsnhearts ((I hope you don’t mind this interaction!
((HOVWIVAOBSUCGIS I DON'T MIND AT ALL TYSM FOR ANWSERING MY ASK BY THE WAY!!!))
"..."
"Then explain this piss bottle. You can't, can you?~"
(Alessi we'll get yeeted into hell) (SHUT UP-)
... Telence lifts him up by his shirt then throws against the wall.
“THAT IS YOUR PISS BOTTLE!”
(DAMN IT! ALESSI, WHAT DO WE DO?!) (JUST MAKE UP AN EXCUSE!) (YES PERFECT! ...WAIT WHAT DO I SAY-) (ANYTHING!! YOU MISTOOK HIM FOR HIS BROTHER, YOU'RE GAY FOR HIM AND ARE GIVING IT AS A GIFT, SOMETHING ABOUT THE WEED, HE DID SAY FUZZHEAD RIGHT?!) (YES HE DID, BUT-) (JUST SAY SOMETHING!!)
"Ow...I-I'm sorry, I'm just gay for your brother Daniel, i heard he loves drinking piss with rose petals.~"
(Very impressive....wait, what?) (You said make up an excuse-) (YOU'RE MAKING OURSELVES DIE INTERNALLY ALESSI!)