Why hello there, stranger!

This is my main blog . It is a 100% Janoskian blog but I have other fandom blogs. All I want in life is pizza, wifi, and sleep. Luke Brooks follows x2  ❊❊

[uglysex]

i cant see my haters because i got cum in my eyes

[stability]

[paprika]

[kristina100000]

this year… literally what the fuck was that <3

[sexmeluke]

Seriously I went tho the hospital inpatient 3 times!

Total ER visits: 5

[alittlebaetokki]

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[kduey]

Reblog si tú pudiste vivir los buenos tiempos de tumblr donde no había publicidad.

[coleccionista-de-plumas]

Y había porno, y existia el Forever reblog!

Forever reblog!

[sexmeluke]

Yes

[mazeyoongi]

someone needs to clean their room

[shanigolan]

He’s beautiful

[janoskianscrocs]

[hellolaugh-blog]

[peniskians]

[sexmeluke]

Horny and sleepy but also kinda hungry

[brookiesjai]

luke brooks being cute as always

[xlovedkpop]

[berubrooks]

[sexmeluke]

Luke looks like a fuckboy on his way to netflix and chill