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[ask-allen-d-jones]

Should i move this to a mainblog?

[ask-allen-d-jones]

[ask2pmolo] Guess Who's Here 😸😹😹😼

i made this in mspaint))also hi this was asked months ago))@ask2pmolo

[ask-allen-d-jones]

What if I smashed your vegetables with my shovel in front of your face?

“Why...why specifically my vegetables?? Pls dont? They are organic??”(GUESS WHOS UPDATING)

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

Happy bilated birthday pancake! What about tommorow?!?! Tommorow America's birthday! Gonna do something for him?

thank you and uhh idk

[ask-allen-d-jones]

Wow ru d e

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

Smh ok what do you want for your birthday then??

[ask-allen-d-jones]

Nothing but you,,,,, D a d d y

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

your birthday is over allen

[ask-allen-d-jones]

Doesnt mean u cant celebrate me smh

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

Ppl are really digging that daddy business... maybe you want to give them what they want?? *cough cough* give them fan service *cough*

Keep reading

[ask-allen-d-jones]

B l e s s th i s po st, h ol y p o st))

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

Happy bilated birthday pancake! What about tommorow?!?! Tommorow America's birthday! Gonna do something for him?

thank you and uhh idk

[ask-allen-d-jones]

Wow ru d e

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

Smh ok what do you want for your birthday then??

[ask-allen-d-jones]

Nothing but you,,,,, D a d d y

[ask-allen-d-jones]

HEY!

Anon asks should be back up!

[ask-allen-d-jones]

ABOUT ANON ASKS

I dont know why theyre off?? But ill fix it soon!

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

Happy bilated birthday pancake! What about tommorow?!?! Tommorow America's birthday! Gonna do something for him?

thank you and uhh idk

[ask-allen-d-jones]

Wow ru d e

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

Has Allen ever tried to scare you?

pff Allen doesn’t scare me

[ask-allen-d-jones]

Hes lying. Im scary asf

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

Your height does kinda scare me tbh

[spoopymcraft]

Is it because he’s so short?

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

Yes, he could attack me any moment and i wouldn’t even see him coming

[ask-allen-d-jones]

B i t ch IM NO T THAT SMALL OKAY

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

Has Allen ever tried to scare you?

pff Allen doesn’t scare me

[ask-allen-d-jones]

Hes lying. Im scary asf

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

Your height does kinda scare me tbh

[ask-allen-d-jones]

E x c u s e

[fem2p-usa]

SUP HOE LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND MAYBE YOU CAN STOP RIDING MATTS FAT CANADIAN COCK ALL THE TIME (@ask-allen-d-jones) im backu))

(I can’t believe I didn’t respond to this and) HOW DARE! Excuse you those are false accusations, young man! I am in a committed relationship! @ask-allen-d-jones you whore

[ask-allen-d-jones]

I wasnt saying you weren’t honey, touchy much? I was /just/ saying that you totally wanted Matts dick for a good while. Smooches, skank.

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

can you like,, leave my dick out of your conversations

[ask-allen-d-jones]

Its hard when its so largg

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

Stoppp

[ask-allen-d-jones]

Mcmake me, lumberjackoff.

[ask-antihero-phoenix-blog]

Hey!

This is the new blog for ask-antihero-pheonix!! Welcome!!

[ask-allen-d-jones]

I fucked up and now this is the blog u follow...not the old..lmao

[imagine-nsfw-hetalia]

Can we have some more 2p1p! America headcanons please?

* Sometimes they really take sex seriously which ends up in one of them laughing while the other is pouting and angrily humping the other it’s adorable

* So they have this playboy bunny outfit that can kind of fit both of them but was really meant for Allen. Thing is, Alfred wears it the most as per request so you can imagine this near six foot guy with tight fitting latex and fish net stockings along with four inch high heels walking around looking flushed and Allen instantly popping a boner

* ^^^ Needless to say, they have to clean that outfit a lot and by now are masters at making it look new again

* One time before they started dating Allen was at a drag bar in full drag with Alfred being some random customer. Allen gave Alfred a very personal lap dance to the tune of Anaconda with full frottage. Alfred still has no idea that that was Allen

* They really like doggy style and cowboy positions

* Another story!! Allen is lactose intolerant and Alfred had to find this out the hard way. They ate ice cream mixed with some booze then got tipsy and went straight to dry humping. Here’s where it gets funny. So there’s Alfred who’s begging for Allen to ride him around and Allen laying on top of him then suddenly a loud fart. After this it took an hour for Allen to come out of the bathroom and Alfred was laughing the whole time

* Okay something actually smutty

* 69 is Allen’s favorite and Alfred’s least favorite but he makes do for how cute Al sounds

* If they ever have music playing then it’s almost always to ambient pretty songs

* Alfred really loves fucking Allen’s thighs

* Alfred is daddy of the year with Allen because no matter what he’s always taking care of his baby

[ask-allen-d-jones]

I see my lactose intolerant al has caught on, danni

[read-desc-blog]

In the world of heros and villains, where do those in the middle fall? A little category called ‘anti-heros’ such as a little bitty mercenary with a lotta heat, Phoenix. For the right price, he’ll do just about anything, and I mean anything. (Ask box open)

[ask-allen-d-jones]

Lmao shameless self promo

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Heroes and villains abound, fighting above the city skyline- what side will you choose?

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[ask-allen-d-jones]

Hey guys! Im part of this Au!!

[fem2p-usa]

SUP HOE LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND MAYBE YOU CAN STOP RIDING MATTS FAT CANADIAN COCK ALL THE TIME (@ask-allen-d-jones) im backu))

(I can’t believe I didn’t respond to this and) HOW DARE! Excuse you those are false accusations, young man! I am in a committed relationship! @ask-allen-d-jones you whore

[ask-allen-d-jones]

I wasnt saying you weren’t honey, touchy much? I was /just/ saying that you totally wanted Matts dick for a good while. Smooches, skank.

[dont-ask-2pcanada-deactivated20]

can you like,, leave my dick out of your conversations

[ask-allen-d-jones]

Its hard when its so largg