I can see your whole history in your eyes.

Princess Azula here. I'm currently vacating Ember Island and bored, so you may have permission to ask me questions.

[ask-azula]

What do you think about me making bots of you and Katara to fuck?

(I want to see the world burn)

and people call me crazy.

[ask-ozai]

what kind of beer do you like? do you drink?

I do not drink alcohol, no. Neither consume any kind of substance that numbs my judgment. I teached Azula to do the same. A Fire Lord must be in full control of their faculties all the time.

[ask-azula]

That is right, I do not consume any substances that alter my ability to fight and think clearly.

[sharlmbracta]

here's some more i guess i didn't know you guys would like these so much

yeee

ye ah

[ask-azula]

The Day my father gifted me a pair of those glasses was one of the best days in my life.

[ask-azula]

Do you disagree with Zuko defying Sozin's will once again and decriminalizing homosexuality?

In the past, I would have heavily disagreed with Zuzu here but my time on Ember Island has been very enlightening besides being relaxing. I've been exchanging ideas with people of similar age to my own and they have broadened my vision. Usually, I would have disregarded their opinions and most are still scared but I made the experience that the people who work well together on a Kuai Ball field can also be good talking partners while having some smoothies together. So, I do not disagree anymore with Zuzu on decriminalizing it.

[ask-azula]

How have you been doing mentally since your breakdown on the day of sozin’s comet?

Greetings concerned subject. I still have days where I feel it's hard to get out of bed and my confidence has burned down like a candle in a fire sage temple. It definitely has become better with me now on vacation and enjoying as much mochi as I want without adhering to any training-related diet. You might ask yourself why I'm sharing so much of my personal weakness with you. I'm just currently in a phase of my life where I don't care anymore and am living my most hedonistic life. That is something my uncle and I have in common.

[ask-azula]

Thoughts on sokka? Many are saying that you are attracted to him, and that you and Ty Lee talked about him many nights, just gushing over him and his looks.

You mean the brother of that water bender that bested me? Oh yes, I do remember him, he is not physically unflattering but on the first look you wouldn't know that such a brilliant mind is hidden underneath the aura of this dunce, he probably could rival Zuzu in the aspect of looking like an idiot. During the invasion of my home island, I singled him out as the biggest threat from the Avatar group, not because he is such a dangerous bender but due to his mind. I must know that bending isn't the biggest threat that exists. My two ex-best friends now turned traitors Mai and Ty Lee are non-benders but I choose each of them over any imperial fire bender brigade my father offered me. So, to come back to the question. Am I attracted to him? No, I'm not but why should I be, the most important thing for a princess of the fire nation is to serve the fire lord and the nation. I did not have time to think about silly things like romantics, but now that I'm on vacation I have enough time to ponder these topics besides dominating the Kuai Ball fields and eating Mochi as much as my heart desires. Now, to the second part of this rumor, Ty Lee and I did talk only about him, during our hunt we spoke about the whole group, I was analyzing the members of this ragtag group of peasants while Ty Lee told me about who she thought was cute and pretty and Mai, well she was ignoring us.

[ask-azula]

Thoughts?

I see, this is an illustration of one of my most successful moments during the war. I haven't been an active participant but I sat next to my father listening attentively. In this moment I just showed Long Feng his place in the world, this glorified servant thought he was on the same level as my father, me, and even Zuzu. We are by birth already superior to him and he thought he could play on the same level as us royalty. He couldn't, instead he folded like most peasants do under our superiority. I took only with words the labor of years away and where other men failed. I conquered Ba Sing Se with my wit and intelligence for my father to secure the fire nation's victory. Unfortunately, my traitorous uncle and his kooky club of old men gave the city back to the inefficient earth kingdom, these people would have prospered under fire nation rule. Anyway, I have to try the new cherry mochi the new beach vendor offers.

[ask-azula]

How easy it was for me to enter the palace and my old room, Zuzu truly needs better security than these painted fangirls. I could have also sat on the throne without anybody witnessing it. Fortunately for him, I was only there to get my favorite robe comb back. Can't have me, a princess live like a peasant now. A truly ridiculous prospect.

[ask-ozai]

Remember to use the special shampoo, you do not want your hair to look like Zuko's

[ask-azula]

Father, I, of course, have taken the shampoo with me. I can't have Zuko trying to decipher the recipe now, can I? Zuzu jealousy of our hair was surely nurtured by Uncle.

[ask-ozai]

Personal opinion on cats ?

I used to have one when I was a boy. My father gave it to me so I wouldn't bother him. His name was Fire Master. Azula also had one when she was four and named him Fire Master Junior. They are very honorable and very intelligent creatures. Definitely more than Zuko.

[ask-azula]

Fire Master Junior had an entire future before him, he would have gained rank and honor with me in the military, unfortunately, Zuzu just had to destroy everything by ending the war. Why does he care so much about these Peasants? Anyway, I will never forgive Zuzu and his dum-dumness for being responsible for Fire Master Junior's death.

[ask-ozai]

Azula, I see you are out of the madhouse.

[ask-azula]

I am, I also did annoy Zuko a bit with some other girls I freed from that wretched place, who turned out to be traitors. Nobody is grateful and possesses an ounce of loyalty anymore. This is what Zuzu is doing to the fire nation. I decided to take a break from annoying Zuzu and have a relaxing vacation in my birthplace, the wonderful Ember Island.

[ask-ozai]

Your brother was brainwashed by the Avatar's paramilitary terrorist group, my daughter. Those people have a cult mentality and target individuals with emotional issues and mentally weak. Just like Zuko.

[ask-azula]

You are of course right, father. Furthermore, we also have to look at why Zuko was even perceptive to their agenda. I blame Uncle Fuddy Duddy since 3 years of all that tea talk would have made any person mentally weak, also Uncle being part of the cult without us knowing has helped them too in turning Zuko into one of those cuckoo 4 Nation worshippers. Honestly, Uncle could have been in another universe your chief interrogator under your rule.

[ask-ozai]

"My way of showing Azula acceptation has always been putting her in charge of military strategies and she turned out alright"

Actually, about that...

Azula is fine. I was exactly like her when I was young and there was nothing wrong with me either. Zuko has manipulated the population into believing she is insane because how else is he going to keep the throne? Zuko is the kind of person that has to sabotage everyone else to feel better about his own incompetence.

[ask-azula]

This is pro-Zuzu propaganda. Zuko is trying to besmirch my image. I only had a bad day and was very a little agitated and paranoid. This is totally normal behavior after being betrayed by people you thought were your friends with, I'm a people person which makes me very good at topics like these, also even an amazing princess like me has a day days when she doesn't get enough sleep. Maybe I'll tell Ty Lee if she is out of her fan girl phase by then to harass Zuko every night so he lacks sleep and I bring my own water bender peasant to our duel.

[ask-ozai]

Do you resent zuko for putting Azula in a mental instittion ? Would you forgive zuko for that ?

Zuko will be judged by history and the citizens, since it is more than evident that the boy does not care at all about respect for his father or his nation. If anything, it's Azula who must forgive him for everything he's done to us.

[ask-azula]

that dum dum doesn't even know I freed myself from there. He was so unaware I even went back into the palace to get my personal belongings. The people in this so-called Asylum treated me horribly, I'm sure Zuzu did not plan for it, he doesn't have that killer fire bender instinct to plan something like this, well I thought he had it in himself but turns out he disappointed me in that area. Not that disappointing that someone is new to Zuzu. At least he is now a decent fire bender and I still ask myself who helped him get stronger in his fire bending since it surely can't have been uncle fuddy duddy.

[ask-ozai]

Remain strong, my daughter. Your father knows your worth.

[ask-azula]

Thank you, father. I will come to visit soon and bring you some quality Elephant Koi soup they offer here on Ember Island. It surely will taste better than whatever Zuzu's prison is offering, which can't be good judging by the economy, but what else is to expect if you let that blind earth beder be your economic minister

[ask-ozai]

Personal opinion on cats ?

I used to have one when I was a boy. My father gave it to me so I wouldn't bother him. His name was Fire Master. Azula also had one when she was four and named him Fire Master Junior. They are very honorable and very intelligent creatures. Definitely more than Zuko.

[ask-azula]

Fire Master Junior had an entire future before him, he would have gained rank and honor with me in the military, unfortunately, Zuzu just had to destroy everything by ending the war. Why does he care so much about these Peasants? Anyway, I will never forgive Zuzu and his dum-dumness for being responsible for Fire Master Junior's death.

[ask-ozai]

Azula, I see you are out of the madhouse.

[ask-azula]

I am, I also did annoy Zuko a bit with some other girls I freed from that wretched place, who turned out to be traitors. Nobody is grateful and possesses an ounce of loyalty anymore. This is what Zuzu is doing to the fire nation. I decided to take a break from annoying Zuzu and have a relaxing vacation in my birthplace, the wonderful Ember Island.

[ask-ozai]

Do you resent zuko for putting Azula in a mental instittion ? Would you forgive zuko for that ?

Zuko will be judged by history and the citizens, since it is more than evident that the boy does not care at all about respect for his father or his nation. If anything, it's Azula who must forgive him for everything he's done to us.

[ask-azula]

that dum dum doesn't even know I freed myself from there. He was so unaware I even went back into the palace to get my personal belongings. The people in this so-called Asylum treated me horribly, I'm sure Zuzu did not plan for it, he doesn't have that killer fire bender instinct to plan something like this, well I thought he had it in himself but turns out he disappointed me in that area. Not that disappointing someone is new to Zuzu. At least he is now a decent fire bender and I still ask myself who helped him get stronger in his fire bending since it surely can't have been uncle fuddy duddy.

[ask-ozai]

Personal opinion on cats ?

I used to have one when I was a boy. My father gave it to me so I wouldn't bother him. His name was Fire Master. Azula also had one when she was four and named him Fire Master Junior. They are very honorable and very intelligent creatures. Definitely more than Zuko.

[ask-azula]

Fire Master Junior had an entire future before him, he would have gained rank and honor with me in the military, unfortunately, Zuzu just had to destroy everything by ending the war. Why does he care so much about these Peasants? Anyway, I will never forgive Zuzu and his dum-dumness for being responsible for Fire Master Junior's death.

[ask-azula]

How easy it was for me to enter the palace and my room, Zuzu truly needs better security than these painted fangirls. I could have also sat on the throne without anybody witnessing it. Fortunately for him, I was only there to get my favorite robe comb back. Can't have me, a princess live like a peasant now. A truly ridiculous prospect.