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@ask-birdbrain

My name is Birdbrain, the greatest Villian in Petropolis! kneel before me or face my fury!

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“bruises?”

*The angel sat treating his wounds from a nasty encounter. It stung when he cleaned them, but did feel better when he bandaged them. He suddenly stopped when he felt eyes on him. He turned to look at who was staring at him* Umm, hi … *His wings ruffled*

Actually no, I suggest you stay away from me. *He looked to the other* I attract these things. These dark entities are attracted to me like a moth to a light. However, if you wish to take that chance go ahead. *Vern looked up at Birdbrain* I’m not dummy. I can tell when something has ill intentions. *He closed one eye and smirked back* Not to mention … you’re VERY bad at lying. *The angel chuckled* Let’s just say I have had to learn how to read people.

“who are you calling a bad liar?!?...I...I mean...you´re completely misunderstanding me! I´m not a liar! Look at me! do I really look like the kind of bird who would have bad intentions?" Even though his cover was pretty much blown already, birdbrain didn´t want to give up his act..at least..not yet..

#vernarchangel #((yes..he took it as a personal offence as vern called him a bad liar..))

First Meeting Starters

"Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night."

"Watch where you're going!"

"Is this seat taken?"

"Here you dropped this."

"You remind me of someone."

"Will you be taking this?"

"May I take your order?"

"How are you?"

"You look familiar, have we met before?"

"Be careful next time."

"Hey, could you help me?"

"Help me!"

"I'm so sorry!"

"Are you alright?!"

"I know we've never met, but I think you're beautiful."

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Send a (^・ω・^ ) to pet my muse

#((he´s a cute widdle birdie so why not?? X3))

“so? what was it you wanted to talk with me about?” Birdbrain asked his alien boyfriend as he placed a plate with cookies on the table. the little bird loves to have tea breaks. As coverton called him…

Birdbrain Blushed. he never really thought about having children. it wasn´t because he didn´t like children, he just never thought he would ever find someone who would start a family with him. but now..

“I..I guess I would like to have children someday..” birdbrain said. “h-how about you?”

feel-at-the-fire

“Yes…” Coverton drummed his fingers together nervously. “Birdbrain… I’m an alien, which means I have a bizarre biology and anatomy…”

“oh?..” those words made the scientist curious. He took a sip of his tea and waited for coverton to continue.

feel-at-the-fire

“There is a select handful of males on my planet who can reproduce… I’m one of them…” Coverton looked straight into Birdbrain’s blue eyes. “If you wanted any children, I could…”

“…oh, y-you mean…” Birdbrain blushed, he finally understood what Coverton was trying to say. “I..I..think..uuhm..” Birdbrain grinned nervously. “…okay…”

feel-at-the-fire

Coverton looked away, feeling embarrassed. “That was completely rude and weird, I’m sorry…”

Birdbrain stood up and walked over to Coverton to give him a hug. “it´s okay..I would love to..you know…do that..with you..” he said.

feel-at-the-fire

Coverton stared up at him. “Really…?”

“y-yes..really!” Birdbrain said and squeezed him a bit more.

feel-at-the-fire

Coverton settled into Birdbrain’s embrace, purring softly.

Birdbrain cleared his throat and blushed. “uuuhm..sooo..I uh..h-how do we start..?“ he said and looked to the ground. “I mean, I have no Idea how your complicated ´alien-anatomy´ even works, so..”

#ask-coverton #rp #Balding Romance #((I re-did this one and made it even more awkward.. ^^;))

“so? what was it you wanted to talk with me about?” Birdbrain asked his alien boyfriend as he placed a plate with cookies on the table. the little bird loves to have tea breaks. As coverton called him…

Birdbrain Blushed. he never really thought about having children. it wasn´t because he didn´t like children, he just never thought he would ever find someone who would start a family with him. but now..

“I..I guess I would like to have children someday..” birdbrain said. “h-how about you?”

feel-at-the-fire

“Yes…” Coverton drummed his fingers together nervously. “Birdbrain… I’m an alien, which means I have a bizarre biology and anatomy…”

“oh?..” those words made the scientist curious. He took a sip of his tea and waited for coverton to continue.

feel-at-the-fire

“There is a select handful of males on my planet who can reproduce… I’m one of them…” Coverton looked straight into Birdbrain’s blue eyes. “If you wanted any children, I could…”

“…oh, y-you mean…” Birdbrain blushed, he finally understood what Coverton was trying to say. “I..I..think..uuhm..” Birdbrain grinned nervously. “…okay…”

feel-at-the-fire

Coverton looked away, feeling embarrassed. “That was completely rude and weird, I’m sorry…”

Birdbrain stood up and walked over to Coverton to give him a hug. “it´s okay..I would love to..you know…do that..with you..” he said.

feel-at-the-fire

Coverton stared up at him. “Really…?”

“y-yes..really!” Birdbrain said and squeezed him a bit more.

#ask-coverton #rp #Balding Romance

“so? what was it you wanted to talk with me about?” Birdbrain asked his alien boyfriend as he placed a plate with cookies on the table. the little bird loves to have tea breaks. As coverton called him…

Birdbrain Blushed. he never really thought about having children. it wasn´t because he didn´t like children, he just never thought he would ever find someone who would start a family with him. but now..

“I..I guess I would like to have children someday..” birdbrain said. “h-how about you?”

feel-at-the-fire

“Yes…” Coverton drummed his fingers together nervously. “Birdbrain… I’m an alien, which means I have a bizarre biology and anatomy…”

“oh?..” those words made the scientist curious. He took a sip of his tea and waited for coverton to continue.

feel-at-the-fire

“There is a select handful of males on my planet who can reproduce… I’m one of them…” Coverton looked straight into Birdbrain’s blue eyes. “If you wanted any children, I could…”

“…oh, y-you mean…” Birdbrain blushed, he finally understood what Coverton was trying to say. “I..I..think..uuhm..” Birdbrain grinned nervously. “…okay…”

feel-at-the-fire

Coverton looked away, feeling embarrassed. “That was completely rude and weird, I’m sorry…”

Birdbrain stood up and walked over to Coverton to give him a hug. “it´s okay..I would love to..you know...do that..with you..” he said.

#ask-coverton #rp #Balding Romance #((cute babies!! X3))

“so? what was it you wanted to talk with me about?” Birdbrain asked his alien boyfriend as he placed a plate with cookies on the table. the little bird loves to have tea breaks. As coverton called him…

Birdbrain Blushed. he never really thought about having children. it wasn´t because he didn´t like children, he just never thought he would ever find someone who would start a family with him. but now..

“I..I guess I would like to have children someday..” birdbrain said. “h-how about you?”

feel-at-the-fire

“Yes…” Coverton drummed his fingers together nervously. “Birdbrain… I’m an alien, which means I have a bizarre biology and anatomy…”

“oh?..” those words made the scientist curious. He took a sip of his tea and waited for coverton to continue.

feel-at-the-fire

“There is a select handful of males on my planet who can reproduce… I’m one of them…” Coverton looked straight into Birdbrain’s blue eyes. “If you wanted any children, I could…”

“...oh, y-you mean...” Birdbrain blushed, he finally understood what Coverton was trying to say. “I..I..think..uuhm..” Birdbrain grinned nervously. “...okay...”

#ask-coverton #rp #Balding Romance

“so? what was it you wanted to talk with me about?” Birdbrain asked his alien boyfriend as he placed a plate with cookies on the table. the little bird loves to have tea breaks. As coverton called him…

Birdbrain Blushed. he never really thought about having children. it wasn´t because he didn´t like children, he just never thought he would ever find someone who would start a family with him. but now..

“I..I guess I would like to have children someday..” birdbrain said. “h-how about you?”

feel-at-the-fire

“Yes…” Coverton drummed his fingers together nervously. “Birdbrain… I’m an alien, which means I have a bizarre biology and anatomy…”

“oh?..” those words made the scientist curious. He took a sip of his tea and waited for coverton to continue.

#ask-coverton #rp #Balding Romance

“so? what was it you wanted to talk with me about?” Birdbrain asked his alien boyfriend as he placed a plate with cookies on the table. the little bird loves to have tea breaks. As coverton called him...

Birdbrain Blushed. he never really thought about having children. it wasn´t because he didn´t like children, he just never thought he would ever find someone who would start a family with him. but now..

“I..I guess I would like to have children someday..” birdbrain said. “h-how about you?”

#ask-coverton #rp #Balding Romance #((ooooh snap! he said it! X3))

((RP with Ask-Coverton))

“so? what was it you wanted to talk with me about?” Birdbrain asked his alien boyfriend as he placed a plate with cookies on the table. the little bird loves to have tea breaks. As coverton called him and said he wants to talk with him, he used the opportunity to have some tea time with Covey. he was usually very nervous whenever coverton visits him, but a nice, hot cup of tea always calms him down.

feel-at-the-fire

It seemed that the two lovers had switched roles; now Coverton was the nervous one. “Well, this… isn’t something I would talk to just anyone about…”

Birdbrain smiled a little. “take your time, I´m listening.” he said and took a sip of his Tea.

feel-at-the-fire

Coverton exhaled. Here it goes…

“How do you feel about children?”

The alien nearly slapped himself. Smooth approach. Real subtle.

"ch-children?” Birdbrain almost dropped his cup on the table. he didn´t expect that question at all. “I..I don´t know..I never thought about...I..uh..why are you asking me this?” Birdbrain asked confused.

#ask-coverton #rp #Balding Romance

((RP with Ask-Coverton))

“so? what was it you wanted to talk with me about?” Birdbrain asked his alien boyfriend as he placed a plate with cookies on the table. the little bird loves to have tea breaks. As coverton called him and said he wants to talk with him, he used the opportunity to have some tea time with Covey. he was usually very nervous whenever coverton visits him, but a nice, hot cup of tea always calms him down.

feel-at-the-fire

It seemed that the two lovers had switched roles; now Coverton was the nervous one. “Well, this… isn’t something I would talk to just anyone about…”

Birdbrain smiled a little. “take your time, I´m listening.” he said and took a sip of his Tea.

#ask-coverton #rp #Balding Romance

((RP with Ask-Coverton))

“so? what was it you wanted to talk with me about?” Birdbrain asked his alien boyfriend as he placed a plate with cookies on the table. the little bird loves to have tea breaks. As coverton called him and said he wants to talk with him, he used the opportunity to have some tea time with Covey. he was usually very nervous whenever coverton visits him, but a nice, hot cup of tea always calms him down.

#((this is gonna be good! X3))#((also: CUTE TEA PARTIES!! YES!!))#ask-coverton #rp #Balding Romance

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Without looking, put a number between 1-42 in my ask box! [grab bag edition]

So you all know how these go, below the cut is a list of 42 RP prompts that came to me. If you’re feeling extra brave, reblog without looking! This list has a nice mix of shippy, non-shippy, fluffy, cracky, angsty, nsfw, and sfw and such forth. Who knows what you’ll get? *Also gender and sexuality neutral!

Keep reading

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// Just a test! Reblog it if my muse can jump in your askbox without annoying the mun!

Birdbrain walked up and down in his Lab, with a worried face. It´s been 30 minutes since he called Coverton and told him to come over. “he´s gonna be here any second! What am I going to say??” Birdbrain muttered. “Who?” the Owl asked….

“Hello, covey…you´re problably wondering why I wanted you to come over this late..“ Birdbrain said and grabbed Covertons hand. “I got something special planned! what would you say, if we watch the sunset together in my Helicopter?“

feel-at-the-fire

Coverton looked at Birdbrain in shock, before slowly smiling. “Certainly…” He purred as his thin fingers brushed over those soft blue feathers.

“Fantastic!“ Birdbrain shouted and ran outside where is Helicopter stood. “It only takes a minute!“ He said as he started the maschine. He flew high enough for them to have a perfect view over the whole town and the sunset. He switched the helicopter on autopilot and went to the back, where Coverton was sitting. Birdbrain took a deep breath as he sat down next to coverton to watch the sunset. “..well? what do you say?“ he asked and scratched the back of his head nervously.

feel-at-the-fire

“It’s beautiful,” Coverton smiled. Watching the sunset was always one of his favorite pastimes, ever since he was a child.

“yes..it´s..it´s quite…romantic isn´t it?“ Birdbrain said and put an arm around Coverton while blushing.

feel-at-the-fire

Coverton had taken a regular seat in the helicopter, his hover chair set aside. He growled softly, nuzzling Birdbrain’s neck.

a wide smile spread across Birdbrains beak as Coverton nuzzled him. He pulled Coverton closer and made a delighted cooing sound.

feel-at-the-fire

“… Very romantic…” Coverton purred as he continued to nuzzle against the birdman.

Birdbrain grabbed Covertons arm and turned his head to give him a kiss.

feel-at-the-fire

Coverton pulled Birdbrain towards him, deepening the kiss.

Birdbrain hugged Coverton tightly and rubbed his back.

#ask-coverton #rp #balding romance

Birdbrain walked up and down in his Lab, with a worried face. It´s been 30 minutes since he called Coverton and told him to come over. “he´s gonna be here any second! What am I going to say??” Birdbrain muttered. “Who?” the Owl asked….

“Hello, covey…you´re problably wondering why I wanted you to come over this late..“ Birdbrain said and grabbed Covertons hand. “I got something special planned! what would you say, if we watch the sunset together in my Helicopter?“

feel-at-the-fire

Coverton looked at Birdbrain in shock, before slowly smiling. “Certainly…” He purred as his thin fingers brushed over those soft blue feathers.

“Fantastic!“ Birdbrain shouted and ran outside where is Helicopter stood. “It only takes a minute!“ He said as he started the maschine. He flew high enough for them to have a perfect view over the whole town and the sunset. He switched the helicopter on autopilot and went to the back, where Coverton was sitting. Birdbrain took a deep breath as he sat down next to coverton to watch the sunset. “..well? what do you say?“ he asked and scratched the back of his head nervously.

feel-at-the-fire

“It’s beautiful,” Coverton smiled. Watching the sunset was always one of his favorite pastimes, ever since he was a child.

“yes..it´s..it´s quite…romantic isn´t it?“ Birdbrain said and put an arm around Coverton while blushing.

feel-at-the-fire

Coverton had taken a regular seat in the helicopter, his hover chair set aside. He growled softly, nuzzling Birdbrain’s neck.

a wide smile spread across Birdbrains beak as Coverton nuzzled him. He pulled Coverton closer and made a delighted cooing sound.

feel-at-the-fire

“… Very romantic…” Coverton purred as he continued to nuzzle against the birdman.

Birdbrain grabbed Covertons arm and turned his head to give him a kiss.

#ask-coverton #rp #balding romance

Birdbrain walked up and down in his Lab, with a worried face. It´s been 30 minutes since he called Coverton and told him to come over. “he´s gonna be here any second! What am I going to say??” Birdbrain muttered. “Who?” the Owl asked….

“Hello, covey…you´re problably wondering why I wanted you to come over this late..“ Birdbrain said and grabbed Covertons hand. “I got something special planned! what would you say, if we watch the sunset together in my Helicopter?“

feel-at-the-fire

Coverton looked at Birdbrain in shock, before slowly smiling. “Certainly…” He purred as his thin fingers brushed over those soft blue feathers.

“Fantastic!“ Birdbrain shouted and ran outside where is Helicopter stood. “It only takes a minute!“ He said as he started the maschine. He flew high enough for them to have a perfect view over the whole town and the sunset. He switched the helicopter on autopilot and went to the back, where Coverton was sitting. Birdbrain took a deep breath as he sat down next to coverton to watch the sunset. “..well? what do you say?“ he asked and scratched the back of his head nervously.

feel-at-the-fire

“It’s beautiful,” Coverton smiled. Watching the sunset was always one of his favorite pastimes, ever since he was a child.

“yes..it´s..it´s quite…romantic isn´t it?“ Birdbrain said and put an arm around Coverton while blushing.

feel-at-the-fire

Coverton had taken a regular seat in the helicopter, his hover chair set aside. He growled softly, nuzzling Birdbrain’s neck.

a wide smile spread across Birdbrains beak as Coverton nuzzled him. He pulled Coverton closer and made a delighted cooing sound.

#ask-coverton #rp #balding romance

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