A: it's not queerbaiting, its saving the world

Happy 2020!

[newsandstuffisee]

[7777777awawawa7777777]

?

[7777777awawawa7777777]

when that shawarma hit

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[thatgoblinjess]

[adventureo]

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

[rockergiirl]

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[strangeasexuallegume-deactivate]

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

[teaboot]

LIKE THIS

[teaboot]

[teaboot]

WHO BROUGHT THIgS BACK

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

NO REGRETS, AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN

[wrensflight]

My coworker drew this on my welcome back card after top surgey

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[silvermeteor98]

I’m gonna freak out

[blankfaerie]

SILENT HILL 3 (2003)

[nem23]

[tamamita]

[dawn-the-freaky]

𝐑𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐩𝐚 𝐓𝐇𝐇 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐚𝐟 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬

[dogpuppy]

[etiennelux]

reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[t-valentines]

reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[jabberwockypie]

Reading a negative review of something you hate by someone who very clearly didn't understand it at all and hates it for the wrong reasons

[only-cat-memes]

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[wordfather]

me when i fucking GET you

[wordfather]

[fuck-customers]

[transgenderer]

mathematicians are kind of like if wizards didnt do anything

[the-haiku-bot]

mathematicians

are kind of like if wizards

didnt do anything

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop