Hi everyone! My name is Bornholm, but my human name is Mathilde KĆøhler. Iām a Danish Island in the Baltic sea, Iām actually geographically closer to Sweden than I am to Denmark!
My body and mind is that of a fourteen year old, but Iām actually about 600 years old!
I really enjoy knitting and going on long hikes through the landscapes. I also find interest in beatles + other insects, (no, not the band, though I do enjoy their music!) fossils, amber jewellery, and baking.
I hope I get to answer lots of questions and make friends!
More info:
She was born out of a cliff, but it took many attempts for her to actually survive the fall from the cliff and into the ocean water, it was first when Denmark found her a bit before the Kalmar union that she survived.
For many years she was left alone on her island with only her citizens to take care of her, because of this she can be clingy at times, and is secretly scared of losing contact and being a burden.
Sheās part troll, though the percentage is unknown.
Her birthday is the 27th of May, since thatās the date the treaty of Copenhagen was signed. Which made Bornholm a part of the Danish kingdom again after Swedish occupation for a few years. (Itās not the actual island of Bornholmās ābirthdayā Bornholm has the same birthday as the rest of Denmark in real life)
Denmark is her dad.
Sheās fluent in Danish, Swedish, English and Norwegian. She knows a bit German, Russian and Icelandic.
Rules/Good to know:
No NSFW questions.
No racism, homophobia, transphobia or discrimination of any kind.
Mun is only fluent in Danish and English.
No shipping Bornholm, she is a minor.
Munās main blog is @tomatojuice101 so if I follow you it will be through the main blog.
This is a silly blog, please donāt ask hateful things or about current political events.
I may edit this post if new rules or info need to be added but otherwise thatās it!
Youāre an island, arenāt you? Weāve got a pretty great navy, and since youāre right by us in the Baltic Sea, Iām sure we could step in to help if anything happened. As long as you donāt try to start anything, Iām sure itād benefit both of us!
Justā¦ donāt try to stress over it too much, ākay?
For a long time Iāve just been hiding behind the naive thought that nothing will happen, but as of late Iāve learned that I canāt use that as an excuse anymore.
Youād really do that for meā¦?Thatās so nice of you!! But if anything were to happen I really wouldnāt want you to get involved, what if you got hurt..?
You definitely donāt need to worry about me starting any wars, Iāve always been the one who got invaded, never the other way around. And Iāll try not to stress about it, promise!
He did? Well you have been growing pretty quickly so far, it wouldnāt surprise me if you turned 13 soon. But hey, donāt go ahead and get older than me! I enjoy mocking you for being shorter!
He did? Well you have been growing pretty quickly so far, it wouldnāt surprise me if you turned 13 soon. But hey, donāt go ahead and get older than me! I enjoy mocking you for being shorter!
He did? Well you have been growing pretty quickly so far, it wouldnāt surprise me if you turned 13 soon. But hey, donāt go ahead and get older than me! I enjoy mocking you for being shorter!
I already sent this to the person who runs the DC account. But yours and their ocs are genuinely so great I added them to my headcanons. Figured Iād tell you
Ooc// BRO WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS??? OMG IāM SO HONOURED THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!š„¹
OH MI GOSH HE HAS!!! It was so gross! I tried to talk him out of it, but heās more certain than a tax accountant at tax time. I might actually punch him sooner or later, fuck what Sweden says!
Yeah, I love Sweden with every inch of my body, but I feel like if Ladonia was a girl everyone would call him disrespectful and tell him to act like a lady. But nope! Heās just a boy! And boys will be boys! If I acted like that towards England OR SCOTLAND, theyād burn me into a crisp, take my ashes, build a Time Machine back to the dinosaurs, bury me, then go back in time to use me as petrol, then turn me into smoke.
Tell me about it! Ever since the 1600s I wasnāt allowed to do jack! Sit down, behave, get married at the ripe age of 10, oh and if yer donāt youāll get beaten! Boys will be boys is bullshit, and no one can change my mind on that.
Damn, thatās quite the process, what jerks.. Hey, if they ever come running after yer youāll always be safe at my place, you just call.
Sweden was really a bitch about me needing to be more āladylikeāā¦ hired a tutor who hit me with a ruler and everything! But enough about that-
I barely believe yer, you think my house is ācleanā? At this point Iād say it all looks like one big birds nest! But if someone like you says it then it must be true.
Oh! That reminds me! Not trying to talk your head off! But one time Finland literally asked me if I could just let Ladonia win all the fight we get in, and Iām pretty sure you know how bad our fight can get. Like sorry momma, love ya, but it seems like theyāre trying to get me to go back to the UK. Iām not even gonna lie, I tolerate TRNC more than Ladonia. If that doesnāt say something idk what will
OH MI GOSH HE HAS!!! It was so gross! I tried to talk him out of it, but heās more certain than a tax accountant at tax time. I might actually punch him sooner or later, fuck what Sweden says!
Yeah, I love Sweden with every inch of my body, but I feel like if Ladonia was a girl everyone would call him disrespectful and tell him to act like a lady. But nope! Heās just a boy! And boys will be boys! If I acted like that towards England OR SCOTLAND, theyād burn me into a crisp, take my ashes, build a Time Machine back to the dinosaurs, bury me, then go back in time to use me as petrol, then turn me into smoke.
Tell me about it! Ever since the 1600s I wasnāt allowed to do jack! Sit down, behave, get married at the ripe age of 10, oh and if yer donāt youāll get beaten! Boys will be boys is bullshit, and no one can change my mind on that.
Damn, thatās quite the process, what jerks.. Hey, if they ever come running after yer youāll always be safe at my place, you just call.
Sweden was really a bitch about me needing to be more āladylikeāā¦ hired a tutor who hit me with a ruler and everything! But enough about that-
I barely believe yer, you think my house is ācleanā? At this point Iād say it all looks like one big birds nest! But if someone like you says it then it must be true.
Oh! That reminds me! Not trying to talk your head off! But one time Finland literally asked me if I could just let Ladonia win all the fight we get in, and Iām pretty sure you know how bad our fight can get. Like sorry momma, love ya, but it seems like theyāre trying to get me to go back to the UK. Iām not even gonna lie, I tolerate TRNC more than Ladonia. If that doesnāt say something idk what will
OH MI GOSH HE HAS!!! It was so gross! I tried to talk him out of it, but heās more certain than a tax accountant at tax time. I might actually punch him sooner or later, fuck what Sweden says!
Yeah, I love Sweden with every inch of my body, but I feel like if Ladonia was a girl everyone would call him disrespectful and tell him to act like a lady. But nope! Heās just a boy! And boys will be boys! If I acted like that towards England OR SCOTLAND, theyād burn me into a crisp, take my ashes, build a Time Machine back to the dinosaurs, bury me, then go back in time to use me as petrol, then turn me into smoke.
Tell me about it! Ever since the 1600s I wasnāt allowed to do jack! Sit down, behave, get married at the ripe age of 10, oh and if yer donāt youāll get beaten! Boys will be boys is bullshit, and no one can change my mind on that.
Damn, thatās quite the process, what jerks.. Hey, if they ever come running after yer youāll always be safe at my place, you just call.
Sweden was really a bitch about me needing to be more āladylikeāā¦ hired a tutor who hit me with a ruler and everything! But enough about that-
I barely believe yer, you think my house is ācleanā? At this point Iād say it all looks like one big birds nest! But if someone like you says it then it must be true.
OH MI GOSH HE HAS!!! It was so gross! I tried to talk him out of it, but heās more certain than a tax accountant at tax time. I might actually punch him sooner or later, fuck what Sweden says!
Yeah, I love Sweden with every inch of my body, but I feel like if Ladonia was a girl everyone would call him disrespectful and tell him to act like a lady. But nope! Heās just a boy! And boys will be boys! If I acted like that towards England OR SCOTLAND, theyād burn me into a crisp, take my ashes, build a Time Machine back to the dinosaurs, bury me, then go back in time to use me as petrol, then turn me into smoke.
Tell me about it! Ever since the 1600s I wasnāt allowed to do jack! Sit down, behave, get married at the ripe age of 10, oh and if yer donāt youāll get beaten! Boys will be boys is bullshit, and no one can change my mind on that.
Damn, thatās quite the process, what jerks.. Hey, if they ever come running after yer youāll always be safe at my place, you just call.
Sweden was really a bitch about me needing to be more āladylikeāā¦ hired a tutor who hit me with a ruler and everything! But enough about that-
I barely believe yer, you think my house is ācleanā? At this point Iād say it all looks like one big birds nest! But if someone like you says it then it must be true.
OH MI GOSH HE HAS!!! It was so gross! I tried to talk him out of it, but heās more certain than a tax accountant at tax time. I might actually punch him sooner or later, fuck what Sweden says!
Yeah, I love Sweden with every inch of my body, but I feel like if Ladonia was a girl everyone would call him disrespectful and tell him to act like a lady. But nope! Heās just a boy! And boys will be boys! If I acted like that towards England OR SCOTLAND, theyād burn me into a crisp, take my ashes, build a Time Machine back to the dinosaurs, bury me, then go back in time to use me as petrol, then turn me into smoke.
Tell me about it! Ever since the 1600s I wasnāt allowed to do jack! Sit down, behave, get married at the ripe age of 10, oh and if yer donāt youāll get beaten! Boys will be boys is bullshit, and no one can change my mind on that.
Damn, thatās quite the process, what jerks.. Hey, if they ever come running after yer youāll always be safe at my place, you just call.
OH MI GOSH HE HAS!!! It was so gross! I tried to talk him out of it, but heās more certain than a tax accountant at tax time. I might actually punch him sooner or later, fuck what Sweden says!
If I ever replace England as Britian, Iām gonna make public bathrooms free and refills free for all of Europe! No more pooing your pants while trying to put a coin in! I will be sooo much better than jerk England ever was! Need your stuff back? Iāll hand it over! Vote Sealand/ Peter Kirkland!
