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little sister approved of my roadkill costume for the cannibal party

#YAY #i'm drinking a beer that tastes like a blueberry muffin and it's weird

hello. do any 2 people want a free month of geoff rickly's substack. i'm the solo record fairy and i'm giving

#i do need an email to send it to tho. swear i won't sign you up for scientology #unless you wanna go meet tom cruise then i got you i guess

realizing u aren't mutuals with somebody when you have been constantly up their ass is like. oh my god [GUNSHOT]

#i think it may be because im always on a new account we might have been mutuals in a past life is what im telling myself #my memory is also bad i dont remember all these evil usernames start looking the same to me #IM SO EMBARASSED GOODBYE WORLD

you guys grind against knives and guns and shit but who has humped a beer before

#there are pictures of me making out with a beer bottle and everything #god corona i love you

hewhoreplaces

Medical illustrations by Max Bröden

feeling grown up as hell getting off work and going to the grocery store and buying food and pigging tf out

#i wanted sushi but they only had vegetable rolls #somebody bully me i feel so greedy #the other thing i ate today was Pad Thai too #got through maybe 1/3 of it tho #BUT STILL GET ME FOR MY MEAN WAYS #ignore how dirty my tablecloth is 3 men live in this house it's a wonder we have one at all

terrible thought repository? okayyy i will bite, ill see what i can do:3 i have such a shit memory and so i’m convinced that nothing bad ever happened to me and i’m sort of just edgy on the internet for Fun , and ummm i feel like that’s not even that bad kicks a rock

being edgy on the internet for fun is all the reason you need. i always say i'm not coping, i just like this!

#and i'm sure that bad memory of yours can't be attributed to anything bad happening to you at all. i'm sure #gimme all your thoughts #and gimme all your poison #and gimme all your pills #and i hope you like mcr otherwise i look really stupid now #and gimme all your hopeless thoughts and make me ill!!!!!!#sorry for the late answer once again i am a hardworking boy #ask box

so It's not my worst thought buuuuut the bottom of someone's rib cage is just asking to be cut open and finger fucked so bad I dream about it

well i said the WORST didn't i? get out of my asks.

joking obviously because i thought this! and i like prodding at that exact spot too it was especially nice when i was extremely skinny and it felt like i might actually tear through it. it would be so fun to tear through the layers until you hit bone and keep pushing the skin until you're forearm deep reaching for the ones on the upper half of the chest. like fisting but somehow more intimate

#ya know?#ask box #but not really because these are my thoughts only #keep them coming if u love me

vampyrists

💡 TIP: if you don’t get out of bed until really embarrassingly late, you can unlock a socially acceptable version of the “day drinking straight out of bed” activity

#no they said this it's true #i used to do this when i woke up at 5 pm every day #it's not even the day anymore