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[Opticus]: MY TIME FOR HANGING AROUND THIS SHIT-INFESTED DEN IS UP, AND IT’S TIME FOR ME TO GO.

[Opticus]: NONETHELESS, I hope you ENJOYED my revelations of the PAST and the POTENTIAL FUTURES for these UNGRATEFUL SODS.

[Opticus]: I’ll PROBABLY be BACK, but until THEN, HAVE A GOOD DAY OR NIGHT.

((And thus ends the ballad of Opticus, the Omniscient, All-Seeing Eye God.

We here at ask-brights-characters would like to thank you for participating in sending your inquiries to the Eye God and for enjoying his extremities.

Opticus may come back from time to time if someone still holds interest in someone’s future or past. Or if someone just wants to bug the shit out of him.

Again, thank you all, here from ask-brights-characters. Happy Christmas.))

#[OPTICUS ANSWERS]

(( Piccoli future /o/ ))

[Opticus]: OKAY, FOR REAL, I WANNA SQUISH HER CHEEKS. UNLIKE RAY. IF I DID THAT SHE’D BITE MY HANDS. BUT PICCOLI IS TOO PRECIOUS. TOO MUCH OF A PURE CINNAMON ROLL, TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD. SHE GIVES MY COLD HEART HEARTBURN. OW.

[Opticus]: I SEE many POSITIVE Potential Futures for PICCOLI. I can SEE her becoming an ACCOMPLISHED MAGICIAN, or a POWERFUL HEALER. PICCOLI has a lot of POTENTIAL to become a very WELL-KNOWN, LIVE-SAVING HEALER.

[Opticus]: Her HEART and KINDNESS, despite the ODDS, tips these FUTURES in her FAVOR. PICCOLI is literally TOO PURE for this FILTHY WORLD. PLEASE, just DON’T let her END up like MISS SHINKICKER.

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Dyana past

[Opticus]: I MEAN SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS WRONG WHEN HER COOCHIE CAN LITERALLY KILL YOU. DON’T TRUST BITCHES LIKE THAT. JUST DON’T.

[Opticus]: WELL, what I CAN say about her PAST is that DYANA actually USED to be NICE. I know, a LITTLE HARD to BELIEVE. DYANA was PRETTY TALKATIVE and LIKED to play around in FAIRY RINGS, which her MOTHER made. NOW that I THINK about it, her MOTHER COULD’VE run a DRUG RING too. GET IT….. because FAIRY RINGS, and MUSHROOMS are also USED as DRUGS….. OKAY, that WASN’T FUNNY at ALL.

[Opticus]: ANYWAY, the CLASSIC YOUKAI HUNTERS drove off DYANA and her FAMILY. They KEPT chasing her ROUND and ROUND until she GAVE them a TASTE of their OWN MEDICINE. By THAT I mean POISONING them HORRIBLY.

[Opticus]: SINCE then DYANA became a BITCH, but NOT around her BABY SISTER, who is ACTUALLY pretty FUCKING ADORABLE.

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Peach past

[Opticus]: DR. PEACH IS TRULY A SMART WOMAN. EVEN IF HER PLANET IS A FUCKING HELLFIRE OF A PLANET, SHE IS PRETTY AMBITIOUS AND A LITTLE TOO ECCENTRIC.

[Opticus]: DR. PEACH didn’t get to PLAY outside OFTEN because the PLANET was STILL in the middle of what they CALL the IO HABITATION PROJECT. SEE, her planet IO is a LITERAL HELLFIRE. The ENTIRE thing is COVERED in LAVA. So these SMARTASS COLONISTS and OTHER SPECIALISTS tried to MAKE the PLANET HABITABLE for THEM by HARDENING AND COOLING the LAVA.

DR. PEACH, originally PEACH, was one of the COLONISTS who HELPED with the EFFORT and PROPOSED hardening the FUCKING LAVA. SKIP after THAT and you have DR. PEACH, who EVENTUALLY went through SEVERAL YEARS of SCHOOLING and became a WELL RESPECTED TEACHER and SCIENTIST.

[Opticus]: BECAUSE DR. PEACH didn’t get a HEALTHY DOSAGE of PLAY TIME, and LOVES to DISCOVER, she is REALLY ECCENTRIC and a BIT of a MOTORMOUTH.

[Opticus]: DID I mention PEACH’S planet is LITERALLY FUCKING LAVA? And SHE STILL helped make it HABITABLE? BADASS Woman.

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Arietta future

[Opticus]: I SERIOUSLY GET REALLY CREEPED OUT BY ARIETTA. I’M SUPPOSED TO BE THE OMNISCIENT, ALL-KNOWING EYE GOD, BUT ARIETTA CAN READ MINDS AND HEARTS. AGAIN, I DOUBT IT, BUT ARIETTA COULD PROBABLY BEAT ME AT MY OWN GAME, AND THAT’S PRETTY FUCKING SCARY.

[Opticus]: ANYWAY, I SEE a LOT of Potential Futures for ARIETTA. I SEE her becoming a very PROFICIENT MAGICIAN who can really KICK EVERYONE’S ASS. On the OTHER HAND, I SEE ARIETTA becoming the MOST FEARED WITCH, to where even HARDENED CRIMINALS FEAR her NAME. She COULD even LOSE any FRIENDS she MAY have MADE, or CONTINUE hating HUMANS.

[Opticus]: IF you WANT a POSITIVE Potential Future, I can SEE ARIETTA STARTING a ROMANCE and eventually ADOPTED FAMILY with SASHA. I’m not some SAPPY GUY, but THAT’S pretty NICE.

#[OPTICUS ANSWERS]

Mani Future

[Opticus]: AND NO, I DON’T MEAN THAT STUPID FUCKING DUCK. ANYWAY, THIS GIRL! I CAN’T HELP BUT LAUGH. IF SHE THINKS SHE CAN OUT-ASSHOLE SOMEONE, SHE’S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!

[Opticus]: I SEE quite a LOT of NEGATIVE Potential Futures for MANI. If MANI doesn’t CLEAN UP her ACT, she could be seeing a LOT of HEARTBREAK and potential HOMELESSNESS. MANI could even become a CRIMINAL, but I DOUBT that she’d be a GOOD criminal.

[Opticus]: SPEAKING of HEARTBREAK, I severely DOUBT that she would ever be able to SCORE with that PIRATE GUY, NIKOLO. I just DON’T see that being a THING, but you’d have to QUOTE some random LOVE GOD on that. I’m not a PROFESSIONAL at THAT thing.

#[OPTICUS ANSWERS]

Ray Future

[Opticus]: I SEE A LOT OF NEGATIVE AND POSITIVE OUTCOMES FOR THIS GIRL, BUT IT SOLELY DEPENDS ON HOW SHE IS RAISED…. IF SHE EVEN FINDS SOMEONE TO CARE FOR HER.

[Opticus]: I SEE a Potential Future where RAY becomes an AVERAGE employee at a PEANUT BUTTER FACTORY. I SEE another Potential Future where RAY manages to FIND her REAL PARENTS.

[Opticus]: LASTLY, and ALTERNATELY, I can SEE a Potential Future where RAY is ADOPTED by some CHUCKLEFUCK who likes to SPOIL the SHIT out of EVERYONE. I don’t see a GOOD thing coming out of such SPOILING.

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Sasha Past

[Opticus]: SASHA, SASHA, SASHA! IF THIS GIRL WASN’T THE MOST VILLAINOUS HEATHEN BACK THEN I WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT A HEATHEN EVEN WAS!

*Opticus somehow clears his throat*

[Opticus]: ANyway! SASHA, the resident nogitsune here, was into some very shady business in HER past. She was originally a very good COUSIN for her belligerent cousin MANI, who had not yet cast the SPELL for her NINE TAILS.

SASHA was eventually DISGRUNTLED with the way MANI had become EXTRA belligerent and JEALOUS of everyone, and entered the REBELLIOUS stage of her YOUTH. SASHA then joined this Really UGLY Dark CULT, which also CULTIVATED her Horrifically DANGEROUS DARK MAGIC. Because of the SHEER STRENGTH of this MAGIC, SASHA ended up LOSING her EMOTIONS.

Pretty fucking SHADY, RIGHT?

After a GRUELING battle between her FELLOW CULT MEMBERS and the Normal People, SASHA ended up LOSING her MEMORY of ALL PAST EVENTS. SASHA’s mother, ALYONA, personally sealed her DARK POWERS to ensure nothing of THIS caliber would EVER happen AGAIN.

[Opticus]: In my HONEST opinion THIS girl is a TICKING TIME BOMB waiting to EXPLODE. Do NOT mess with SASHA! She’s been in SHADY SHIT!

#[OPTICUS ANSWERS]

[The Blog began to Rumble!!!]

[???]: BEHOLD THE BLINDING GLORY THAT IS THE GOD OPTICUS, THE OMNISCIENT, ALL-SEEING EYE GOD!

[Opticus]: I HAVE COME HERE AS PART OF A SPECIAL BLOG EVENT OUT OF PURE GENEROSITY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

[Opticus]: THESE SAD ASSHOLES HERE DON’T EVEN KNOW THEIR OWN FUTURES. BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT!

[Opticus]: I CAN EVEN TELL THEIR PAST! JUST SEND ME AN ASK CONCERNING ONE OF THESE SHITLORDS’ PAST OR POSSIBLE FUTURE(S) AND I WILL..... GLADLY TELL YOU!

[Opticus]: *sips mtn dew* Fuck all that shouting hurts.

((As the giant fucking eyeball says, just shoot a character name with either “future” or “past” and he’ll gab all about a snippet of either. This is also totally not a weak attempt at not neglecting this blog! Asks related to this eyeball will be tagged [OPTICUS ANSWERS].))

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HMMM How about Fuse Fumiko and Arietta! :D

Putting together the mind-reader and the lazy sex fiend…..Nice. /shot

PERSONALITY: This fusion doesn’t inherit nearly as much laziness from Fumiko, but there are lazy moments. Since both are averse to fighting it would be quite rare to see this fusion ever in battle. They also don’t care how other people view them, thanks to Fumiko’s care-free attitude.

POWERS: Should this fusion ever enter battle, they would be even more tricky than a regular Arietta. Now that they have Fumiko’s natural charm/seduction ability combined with mind-reading, teasing the opponent into vulnerability would be a breeze. Unless the opponent is into extremely weird fetishes. Then you’d just see them walk off like “Bye.”

#Za Fusions #skyscribbles

Fumiko and Claudette

The laziest fusion, just like the laziet succubus. /brickd

PERSONALITY: A little less modest than Claudette, but most definitely lazy. Because of this laziness her combat and magic techniques are not as developed as Claudette’s are. This fusion wouldn’t hold up for too long since Claudette’s modesty and need for training would conflict with Fumiko’s absolute laziness and lack of modesty.

POWERS: Double the Charm ability and a stronger Distraction Beam! Can also make temporary energy weapons like a staff to whack people with.

#Za Fusions #overlord-kyogre

Dyana and Rosa

Now That’s What I Call Edge™

PERSONALITY: A combination of Dyana’s bitchiness and Rosa’s reclusiveness. Add these together and you get a probably trigger-happy hermit. So like, she won’t do anything to you, but if you attack her then you’ll just have to scram outta there as fast as you can.

POWERS: Has Dyana’s poison abilities along with Rosa’s ability to open gaps/portals to different areas or dimensions. So, she could poison you badly or open a portal and have a stop sign smack you right in the face. Pick your poison.

#Za Fusions #overlord-kyogre

Sasha and Mani

The best fusion because she’s popping two birds. /shot

PERSONALITY: I would call her a “mild bitch” on the Bitch Scale. While she is playful as Sasha is, she is still bitchy like Mani, so she’s pretty much a more mischievous, playful bitch. She would gleefully make people have awful luck and then probably dance around and laugh at them. The only thing Mani likes about this fusion is that she finally has titties.

POWERS: She has Sasha’s dark powers, combined with Mani’s luck manipulation. Thusly, she’s more of a prankster and not suited for battle. At best she’s battle support.

#Za Fusions #overlord-kyogre

Sasha and Arietta

Arietta and Sasha, alternatively known as “Parasha” when fused

PERSONALITY: While this image has them doing a pokerface, this fusion is actually pretty silly when they want to be. You’ll probably see them idly twirling around or skipping when bored. However, if they get serious, they’re pretty fuckin’ serious.

POWERS: With Arietta’s mind-reading and magic aptitude combined with Sasha’s foxfire and hidden dark potential, this fusion could be quite a handful in battle. Combine Sasha’s wild fighting style (spinning around with Lalaretta and Mimiretta outstretched) with Arietta’s concentration and observation, and you’re probably already dead. That is, if you don’t bring in a certain part of the fusion’s certain weakness. A certain salty, potato-ey goodness.

#Za Fusions #overlord-kyogre

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OC Fusions

Send FUSE and two of my OCs and I will draw them fused together into one being, as well as list out all of their abilities and personality traits!

(Bet you cant guess what I got inspired by /dies )

#/casually reblogs and rides this bandwagon #come at em

Howard-kun and Remlo forever tooo /shot

((geeze howard you big drama queen /shot))

#overlord-kyogre

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