Brute

_Papyrus of UnderSnare_ "Don't EVER call me that." _Birthday: September 26_ "Why ya tellin' 'em!?" Admin: BionicWolfCub (asks are open)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[helloitsbees]

[necessarybeing]

@spelviin why would u hide this in the tags lol

[transmedicalism-saves-lives]

I found the listing for him if y’all want, he’s the Gabriel model from Sinthetics.

[okayysophia]

Godforbid🤢

[bitterbadfem-harpy]

That girl brought her sex doll into a panera bread

[terfinesse]

every addition to this thread feels like a punch in the face

[bluepotion-12-cal]

[justpastryvideos]

[tokidokifish]

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

TORTUGA

[catchymemes]

[frumpycunt]

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

[frumpycunt]

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

[weaselle]

why is this so funny to me?!

[supermodelcats]

Nimbus may have started out as a crinkled tissue, but I think she grew up into quite the supermodel!

[gothiquerosegarden]

Adult Nimbus: looks like a majestic, benevolent forest spirit who protects people from the fae

Kitten Nimbus: no tuch me i angy

[utwo]

Toyta 2000 GT

© Okazaki, Aichi

[buzzfeed]

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

[someclevermoniker]

“how will we explain homosexuality to our children” I think maybe they should explain it to you

[whythatsbullshit]

[humorking]

forever reblog

[softestpatton]

Reblog This To Piss Boomers Off

[hellsgardenofroses]

REBLOG TO PISS OFF A KAREN

[dreamboatdani]

@galaxyalexbcyes

ALEX DO YOU HEAR THAT? LETS PISS THE KARENS OFF

[official-virtual-hug-dealer]

And props to Neil deGrasse Tyson for continuing to be a legend.

[dreamsave]

Angry Karen go brrrrrrrrr

[catchymemes]

[bellmandi86]

If you or a loved one can hear this image, you may be entitled to financial compensation

[sans-offical]

[ask-brutepapyrus]

... ...Sup

[ask-felliefrisk]

Well then it’s been a while

[ask-brutepapyrus]

Yea well y'know...life happens 'n' naw this time I wasn't sucked int'workin' on cars... ... ...It was trucks

[ask-brutepapyrus]

... ...Sup

[ask-brutepapyrus]

"O-oh. I accidentally opened a portal to their world next to the soul flowers." Byakko blushed. "I was a little scared at first, but they were so nice. I really like talking with Runt, they have good stories." Shakko grinned and butted in "I met um when Bya went back the next time. I was curious ta know who this 'super nice, sweet' person was ma sis was hanging out with."

Y'know, that happens t'us more often than we like t'say. Though, it's a good thing y'all are nice t'em or else...well...y'know.

*small dangerous glint flashes in eyes before it's gone*

Ya didn't land on any of the flowers right?

[pocketss]

strange bog girl makes a friend

[ask-brutepapyrus]

You seem Mad, here’s some cookies *sets down chocolate chip*

*the cookies would vanish nearly instantly in a blur of black, gray and white*

[ask-felliefrisk]

How the fuck do you eat that fast! Brute! I made like seven this time

[ask-brutepapyrus]

*in the distance*

Don't question me!!

[ask-brutepapyrus]

You seem Mad, here’s some cookies *sets down chocolate chip*

*the cookies would vanish nearly instantly in a blur of black, gray and white*

[ask-brutepapyrus]

Byakko beamed at him, happy to hear he liked it even though he swore. "They're butterscotch sugar cookies! They even have butterscotch chips in them." she chirped proudly. "I'm glad you like them."

Figured there was somethin' butterscotch related... can't ever go wrong with 'em now.

*he looks to the two*

How'd y'all meet my twin?

[ask-brutepapyrus]

*Sips hot chocolate* You know, I think a lot of us are living that meme...you know, the one where the room is on fire and you're standing in the midst of it filled to the brim with denial. "This is FINE." they say. *holds a mug out to Brute* How's the week been? You living a meme too?

I feel that one quite often.

*nods and accepts the extended mug*

Been half 'n' half, stuck between the Dos Equis "I don't always...but when I do" 'n' Leonardo DiCaprio laughin'

[xandrathepotato-deactivated2021]

*tries to hold back an amused snort*

That...that’s rough buddy. So...heard you jacket got uh...bedazzled...how are you taking it?

*motions at Brute with a slight smile and sips on hot chocolate*

[ask-brutepapyrus]

*blinks and scowls while snorting*

Fixin' t'strangle the one that did it.

[xandrathepotato-deactivated2021]

*blinks*

Ahahaha...yeah please no, you’re a nice guy and I wouldn’t want you to be convicted for murder. 

[ask-brutepapyrus]

Who says I haven't killed before?

*takes a sip from the mug in his hand*

[xandrathepotato-deactivated2021]

*freezes mid-way*

I...spoke to soon didn’t I? And here I thought the universe was on my side for once-

[ask-brutepapyrus]

Relax, ya are on my good side so ya are safe.

*looks over at*

[isnt-that-something]

WOAH NOW GOOD BUDDY!

I just suggested the bedazzeling! I didn’t actually do it!!!

(Leastways you can’t prove it)

[ask-brutepapyrus]

Oh, I have ways...

*smirks*

[isnt-that-something]

*laughs nervously*

eheehee...heeee....

LOOK! A SQUIRREL! 

*nooms away*

[ask-brutepapyrus]

*watches run away with a snort*

[saidebanks]

Which is worse the Bedazzle or the glitter? *grins*

[ask-brutepapyrus]

*thinks*

Glitter. Gets in the joints 'n' all over the place. Bedazzlin' ya can take out but would leave marks t'repair.

[saidebanks]

Loooool Still not mad about that glitter bomb are you?

[ask-brutepapyrus]

Debatable.

*glances at with a light scowl*

[saidebanks]

*cheeky grin* 

[ask-brutepapyrus]

*scowl deepens*

[xandrathepotato-deactivated2021]

Oh yes, he’s mad. in fact...it hasn’t been cleaned up yet, has it?

“silent sniggering while inching away from brute*

[ask-brutepapyrus]

*glances sideways at xandra*

S'bein' resolved

[xandrathepotato-deactivated2021]

Ah, Okay.

*sips coffee*

I liked it like that though...well at least a tiny part of me did, the rest was for the laughs.

*blinks*

You heard none of that-

[ask-brutepapyrus]

I heard it all~

*takes a sip from his mug like the Kermit meme*

[xandrathepotato-deactivated2021]

Then I’ll have to take critical action!!!

*pumps fist in air dramatically*

Though I don’t know what I should do just yet...so uh give me a while to think about it.

[ask-brutepapyrus]

Got nothin' but time right now.

[ask-brutepapyrus]

So, I live in mountains thus baking is... different. I won't say bad or super difficult. But, I'm slowly learning how to bake again. *She tilts her her head with a small smirk, making eye contact.* Care to be my taste tester while I continue to relearn? My next goal is going to be a batch of pumpkin bars~

*thinks it over with a raised brow but nods*

I wouldn't mind helpin' with that. I'll be brutally honest with how it comes out ... ... ... ... ... That wasn't planned.