Kirsti Swanson

Those dead gay wizards from the 70s 🐺🌟 Anything for our Moony 🐺🐀🐶🦌 Sirius kinnie 🌟🐶

[itskirstiswani]

Elle Fanning is playing Effie in Sunrise on the Reaping. Pandora Rosier oh my God. How are we doing Marauders/ Crimson Rivers fans

[itskirstiswani]

Bit of a Choices rant

"We have a fucking werewolf.” Sirius are you fucking kidding me. Remus isn't a bloody weapon his your fucking boyfriend.

Also poor Remus. Remus having a panic attack when he found out Sirius told Snape about the Whomping Willow. Sirius, I love you, but why...

[mo0ns-and-stars]

Saw something like this on tiktok the other day and can we make a tinder but for ppl in the maurauders fandom? I feel like that would solve all my dating issues, like I don't care about what you work but wich marauder do you kin? What is your favorite ship? Your favourite moment in canon? Are we looking for a Wolfstar Jegulus or Jily kind of relationship?

[itskirstiswani]

Literally this

[itskirstiswani]

Hey marauders fans from Australia I'm thinking about making a marauders group chat so we can discuss marauders and become friends

[itskirstiswani]

Why is it so hard to find marauders fans in Australia to be friends with. I need someone to go to coffee with to talk about the marauders with

[itskirstiswani]

ME: My standards aren't high

ALSO ME: Scroll on hinge until I see another marauders fan

[itskirstiswani]

Hey everyone I'm looking for marauders fans in they 20s who live in Sydney Australia. I need people to talk about the marauders & Wolfstar with

[itskirstiswani]

Hey everyone I need some good angsty Slytherin Skittles fanfics recommendations when Pandora & Dorcas find out Reggie, Barty & Evan have become death eaters

[itskirstiswani]

i lied put your clothes back on, i’m gonna explain the parallels between Grindledore and Wolfstar post-Azkaban

[itskirstiswani]

*POST PRANK WOLFSTAR *

REMUS: You lie to me.

SIRIUS: Rem...

REMUS: You said I was beautiful, you said I wasn't a monster, you told me you love me.

SIRIUS: I do

REMUS: Well, clearly you don't because otherwise you wouldn't have told Snape my secret, you wouldn't use me as a weapon, you wouldn't almost make me a murderer.

*Remus walks off, leaving Sirius alone.*

[itskirstiswani]

I saw this cool idea. I don't know if there's any fics about it written if there is, I need recommendations. But the idea is what if instead of Snape being stupid and going to the whomping willow during a full moon and almost getting unalive he goes there the day after and see the damage Remus did than expose Remus secret to the whole school making Dumbledore have to force Remus to leave Hogwarts.

[mountainrusing]

Walburga: Sirius, you need to stop liking feminine things.

Orion: Yes, son, you need to like more masculine things.

Sirius: *starts liking men*

Walburga and Orion, voices cracking: tHAT’S nOT wHAT wE mEANT—

[itskirstiswani]

When the trope is two characters with insane chemistry, who should have been a couple but anent because the writer of the books and movies are homophobic

[itskirstiswani]

So we are getting a Harry Potter reboot, but I actually want a The Marauders movie. I need to see young Sirius, I need Regulus and Marlene on my screen. I need the Black Brothers, I need Wolfstar

[itskirstiswani]

Sometimes it's hard being a The Marauders fan because what do you mean I can't tell people some of my favourite Harry Potter characters are Regulus, Mary or Pandora? What do you mean they only mention like once?

[itskirstiswani]

RIP Sirius Black you would have loved The Black Dog by Taylor Swift

[itskirstiswani]

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive my A03 history