I ONLY MAKE THE BEST FANART.

WELCOME TO MY TUMBLE. IT IS RUN BY ME. CALIBORN.

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REQUESTED BY: @synesthetic-feline

HERE IS MY POKEMON ORIGINAL CHARACTER, COMPLETE WITH EVOLUTION. THEY ARE BOTH MODELED AFTER ME. BECAUSE I AM THE STRONGEST, MOST ALPHA CHERUB THERE IS. SO, HERE ARE THE FACTS. CALIBUFF WOULD BEAT THE *CRAP* OUT OF ANY OTHER POKEMON BECAUSE OF HIS PURE VICIOUS STRENGTH AND UNLIMITED HEALTH AND POWER POINTS. HE IS ‘THE SHIT’.  EVEN THE PEEKLECHEW ONE WOULD FALL BEFORE HIM, NO MATTER HOW SPECIAL HIS ATTACKS ARE. ALSO, HE CAN LEARN EVERY MOVE IN EXISTENCE. EVEN THE ONES THAT DON’T EXIST. HE IS SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS.

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REQUESTED BY: @roasroasroas

ALRIGHT. YOU WANT MY PURE UNFIDULDERATED OPINION ON THIS PINK FUCKER? HE ACTUALLY SUCKS. (YOU JUST GOT DOUBLE ENTENDRE’D. HA HA.)

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Ugh, sorry guys. I wanted this to be a fun blog that I could keep up with, but my life is a mess and I don't know what to do about this blog :/

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REQUESTED BY: @aggressivepizzauniverse

YEESH. IT HAS BEEN A LONG WHILE SINCE I HAVE GRACED YOU WITH MY “FANART”. I KNOW YOU ALL HAVE MISSED ME. BUT PLEASE. SAVE YOUR TEARS OF JOY FOR...

ACTUALLY. GO AHEAD. CRY. IT IS JUSTIFIED. YOUR LORD HAS RETURNED. tUmUt

BEING THE HUMBLE CHERUB I AM. I WILL ADMIT. MY ART SKILLS HAVE GATHERED SOME METAPHORICAL RUST. AS YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO TELL. FROM MY AMAZING RENDITION OF THE HIT TELEVISION PROGRAM. RICK AND ALSO MORTY. THE JERRY MALE IS THERE TOO FOR SOME REASON. HE IS UNWANTED. JERRIES ARE ALWAYS NONPOPULAR. IT IS THE ONE TRUTH THAT KEEPS THE UNIVERSE STABLE.

ANYWAYS. UH. I AM A BIT BUSY AT THE MOMENT. TAKING CARE OF MY FROGMEN AND SUCH. PERHAPS A FULL REVIEW WILL BECOME REALITY. IN THE DISTANT FUTURE. AND ALSO... ACTUALLY. I NEED TO GO. SHORT PURPLE HAT IS DOING A FRANTIC JIG ON MY HEAD. HE SEEMS... WORRIED.

-CALIBORN, YOUR GRACIOUS LORD

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REQUESTED BY:ANON

I CANNOT *BELIEVE* THIS GAME. HONESTLY. FOUR KIDS? A HOUSE? A METEOR? COULD IT BE ANY MORE PAINFULLY OBVIOUS? THIS GAME IS A BLATANT RIP OFF OF HOMOSUCK, MY COMPLETELY ORIGINAL COMIC. AND LOOK. THE PROOF IS IN THE FLAVOR MUSH. *HOMO* SAPIENS LIVE ON *EARTH*. AND ONE THING THAT *SUCKS* IS BEING *BOUND* AS EVIDENCED BY MY ENTIRE LIFE. EARTH? BOUND? SOUND FAMILIAR? IT SHOULD. IT IS IN THE TITLE, IDIOT.

BUT I DIGRESS. THIS COPYCHERUB HAS THE AUDACITY TO HAVE A BETTER STORY THAN MINE. NOT THAT MY STORY WAS BAD. IT JUST LACKED “INTERACTIVITY”. BUT EARTHBAD (HAHAHA) HAS ITS FLAWS AS WELL. ITS ART STYLE IS THE EQUAL-VANT OF MY SISTER’S. IT’S NOT GOOD. (HAHAHA AGAIN). TOO LITTLE DETAIL FOR MY TASTE. HOWEVER. IT LOOKS MUCH BETTER IN MY STYLE. THE CIRCLE OF ARTISTRY IS COMPLETE.

I WOULD TALK ABOUT IT MORE. BUT I DON’T WANT TO DRAW TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO THIS FORGERY OF GOOD ART.

-CALIBORN

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skedaddle

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So your real name is Nias Gash Gooe

((Spot-on detective skills there anon.

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Sup nigago asshoe

I hate to be all tumblr cliche, but whO THE HELL BROUGHT THAT POST BACK I GOT SEVEN MESSAGES DIRECTED TOWARDS A MR. ASSHOE ARRGHH

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REQUESTED BY: ANON

WH-WHY.

-CALIBORN

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SLASHTAG BEAR PILE.

STARRING: BEAR LONELY, BEAR LONELIER, AND ICE BEAR.

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Ice bearloon.

(R.I.P Grizz and Panda: The camera quality killed them both)

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Requested by: thecultofmelone

(Individual homosuck symbols below the cut!)

V BEST ASPECT V

^ BEST ASPECT ^

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REQUESTED BY: ANON

UGH. I HAVE THE CAPACITY TO RECREATE ANYTHING IN MY STUNNING ORIGINAL STYLE AND YOU WANT TO ME TO DRAW MY “SISTER”. IT IS DIFFICULT TO PRODUCE BEAUTY FROM SOMETHING SO UNPLEASANT. HA HA HA. BUT I WILL NOT HOLD A GRUDGE AGAINST A LOYAL FAN. AFTER ALL. I AM A VERY GRACIOUS ARTIST.

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REQUESTED BY: ANON

HERE ARE THE LEFTOVERS OF THE ALPHA-BETA SOUP THAT STARRED IN HOMOSUCK. EAT UP.

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((Hey guys! Sorry for being dead for so long. I was in Hawaii for the past month visiting a relative but I'm back now! Despite being gone for so long, I've only got a couple requests in my box so if you want anything homosuckifyed go ahead and drop one in the box.

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*Rose Lalonde screaming*

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[When Feferi was convicting the Horrorterrors to create the dream bubbles, they subjected her to horrible visions of her session in ruins. One of the ones that scared her the most and stayed with her was Eridan going insane.]

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Submitted by  nicketra

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((Alternative title: “Me misinterpreting things”