I'M GONNA BE THE KOOLEST NETBATTLER EVER

Hiya! My name's Lan Hikari and I'm 6 years old! 6 years! I'm pretty much an adult! This website was on papa's most viewed page so I made this thing called a blug? Oh well! I don't have a custom net navi yet, I'm gunna get one in 5th grade! But you can count on ME to be the best net battler EVER. ___________________________________________My tracked tag is: askchibilan, so try to tag me like that!!! Like in a game of tag!! Ahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahaha ------------------------------------------- (( This ask blog depicts the character Lan Hikari from the Megaman Battle Network Game series/Megaman NT Warrior, but at six years of age. You can also refer to him as Netto. Read more in the "About Me." )) _____________________________________________________________________________________ sc_online_t(644071,"Kool Kids","#000000"); Users Online Counter

[ask-chibilan]

bruh

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(( Ahhh hey guys!! :’0

Sorry I haven’t been active at all for like months

But I also don’t really plan on updating anytime soon actually!! :’0 I have an injury to my wrist, which is why I won’t be drawing anytime soon actually ;;;

Sorry for the wait guys!! But I’ll be back with newly answered asks by perhaps a month?? I’m not sure

See you guys later!! :’D Guess you could say the blog is officially on hiatus then… ))

[ask-chibilan]

me and my new doggie!!!

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[[new headcanon added B)]]

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"Um Saki I have a very important device here entitled COOTIE TRACKER," Lan says as he holds up a box with a crudely drawn radar and a bunch of frowny faces on the sides. "And um it says that you have a 1930484893% cootie rate and I'll have to arrest you like right now."

*Mock surprise* “But why do I have cooties??! I don’t hang out with anyone who has cooties! And don’t you say my Mom or sister has them, because they are the coolest ladies around!”

[ask-chibilan]

Lan nodded, pleased. “It’s good to see that you have respect for your elders. Ten years are not that big of a dif-er-ence, I’m sure you’ll grow up to be an ed-u-ca-ted adult like I am.” Lan made a somewhat stern face. “But as for now, since you’re grounded, you have to make me food and stuff for like…hmm…forever. Yes, forever sounds good. It’s not too much, but it’s not too little of a punishment either,” Lan said, satisfied.

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Saki tried to suppress a huge grin, and his face ended up in a twisted smirk. “Forever, huh? Well, at least I’ll get to practice on someone, right?” He reached back, and deftly braided his long hair to keep it out of his face. “So, what’s your first request? What do you want me to make first?”

[ask-chibilan]

Lan began smiling from ear to ear, for nobody usually took him seriously (even though he was 110% adult). "DuuuuuuuddEEE can you make me curry!?! I loooove curry to pieces and pieces and pieces and pieces and pieces and pieces and pieces and pieces and pieces and pieces and-" Lan fell over in order to catch his breath. "...to pieces!!" He caught a glance of Saki's hair and frowned. "Oh. And can you braid my hair like that?? I grew my hair of the coasts of Sharo and it took 6-8 business weeks to grow, I want mine styled like yours!!"

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ask-chibilan started following you

“Oh? Lan, is that you~?”

[ask-chibilan]

"Oh my god oh my god"

"Y'know, somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed..."

[ask-chibilan]

B)

Mama said vampires don't exist so idk what you guys do for a living

these days must be rough.

[ask-chibilan]

((HeyLanYouareSoTotallyRadthatI’llSendthis MessagetoyouinordertoClarifythatYouareMyHero yes Lan you are everyone's hero))

MORE HAIR IS GOOD

[ask-chibilan]

Draw yourself

[ask-chibilan]

Higs B) (it's a pun)

I drew you like this cuz you're my super favorite adult because you're cootie free and you have chips and chips are food and feed me

[ask-chibilan]

Lan guffawed. “WOW I AM A PRO AT ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS-GUN WOW YOU SHOULD BE BOWING IN MY COOTIE FREE PRESENCE!!” Lan held his head high before sighing and plopping on the floor. “But I’m a pro because the only person i play with is myself. Sometimes Mayl comes along and plays with me, but that’s only when we do stuff she wants to do. Dex is usually off doing stuff with his new baby brother and arhghhghghh life is so boring i kinda wish i had a brother like Dex,” Lan said, pouting. “I told Mama this but she just became super sad and went in her room and I’m bored, so you should play with me!!”

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"Sure, I’ll play with you! Do you want to play that game you’re so pro at or do you have anything else in mind?"

[ask-chibilan]

"Dude I have a totally rad idea. We should totally play poker." Lan said, which a smirk on his face. "If you lose, you buy me food. If you win, you buy me food. It's a fair game."

[ask-chibilan]

HeyLanYouareSoTotallyRadthatI’llSendthis MessagetoyouinordertoClarifythatYouareMyHero

I think I captured you perfectly

[ask-chibilan]

Send me a "HeyLanYouareSoTotallyRadthatI'llSendthis MessagetoyouinordertoClarifythatYouareMyHero" or a "B)" and I'll draw you a picture!! It can be of you, or your friend, or whatever man.

[scarlet-blues]

"You ordered your hair???"

Omega.EXE: Maybe he’s talking about a wig

"It doesn’t look like he’s using a wig right now"

[ask-chibilan]

"Yes I ordered it from the finest cootie free retailers and had it delivered to me posthaste. I am that amazing. Yes. Bow in my glory. Feed me curry."

[sparkyfingertips]

*rolls near your feet* are you with the Electric Company because I watch that show on PBS sometimes.

ϟ — ; “No, I’m not with the electric company- what gives you that idea?”

He gets kicked out of every power plant he enters.

[ask-chibilan]

"Wow I was just curious I don't need your sass, but what I do need is something to eat and I'm hungry," Lan says as he rolls back and forth on the floor.

[defragrp]

"Um Saki I have a very important device here entitled COOTIE TRACKER," Lan says as he holds up a box with a crudely drawn radar and a bunch of frowny faces on the sides. "And um it says that you have a 1930484893% cootie rate and I'll have to arrest you like right now."

*Mock surprise* “But why do I have cooties??! I don’t hang out with anyone who has cooties! And don’t you say my Mom or sister has them, because they are the coolest ladies around!”

[ask-chibilan]

"EXCUSE YOU YOUNG MAN I WILL HAVE YOU GROUNDED FOR SUCH WORDS!!" Lan growled, stomping his feet on the ground. "I AM SIX YEARS OLD SO I’M PRETTY MUCH AN ADULT AND I AM ORDERING YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT CREATURE CHUD BECAUSE I FEAR FOR YOUR SAFETY."

[defragrp]

"Oh, pardon me! Six years old! How could I have been so silly?! Just because I’m a whole ten years older than you doesn’t mean I have the right to boss you around!”

"I’ll do my absolute utmost to stay far, far away from Load Chud! You have my word!”

[ask-chibilan]

Lan nodded, pleased. "It's good to see that you have respect for your elders. Ten years are not that big of a dif-er-ence, I'm sure you'll grow up to be an ed-u-ca-ted adult like I am." Lan made a somewhat stern face. "But as for now, since you're grounded, you have to make me food and stuff for like...hmm...forever. Yes, forever sounds good. It's not too much, but it's not too little of a punishment either," Lan said, satisfied.

[defragrp]

"Um Saki I have a very important device here entitled COOTIE TRACKER," Lan says as he holds up a box with a crudely drawn radar and a bunch of frowny faces on the sides. "And um it says that you have a 1930484893% cootie rate and I'll have to arrest you like right now."

*Mock surprise* “But why do I have cooties??! I don’t hang out with anyone who has cooties! And don’t you say my Mom or sister has them, because they are the coolest ladies around!”

[ask-chibilan]

"YES THIS SO CALLED, "ENZAN-SENPAI" IS THE SOURCE OF ALL COOTIES IN THIS AREA SO I AM HERE TO TELL YOU TO BE AWARE OF THIS MAN BECAUSE HE IS A TOTAL BUTTOCK AND COOTIE IN-FEST-ED. HIS COOTIES HAVE ALREADY SHOWN UP ON YOUR READING SO YOU MUST BE CAREFUL YOUNG MAN." Lan shook his head. "These youngsters these days, honestly."

[defragrp]

"As much as I’d love to take your advice, Netto-kun, I really can’t. I kind of have to work with him a lot. Also," and here he pokes Netto in the nose gently, "I’m~older~than~you~!"

[ask-chibilan]

"EXCUSE YOU YOUNG MAN I WILL HAVE YOU GROUNDED FOR SUCH WORDS!!" Lan growled, stomping his feet on the ground. "I AM SIX YEARS OLD SO I'M PRETTY MUCH AN ADULT AND I AM ORDERING YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT CREATURE CHUD BECAUSE I FEAR FOR YOUR SAFETY."