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Miss De Vil, I'm willing to donate my own dalmatians for your coat. Would you rather I give them to you, or send the coat?
Well, you’ve certainly come to the right place darling.
I would let you make the coat, except I have no way of knowing if it turn out dreadful or not and you see all of my coats must look glamorous.
Cruella DeVil, Cruella DeVil! If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will! LALALALALALALALALALAL WE HAVE A SONG ABOUT YOU LALALALALALALLA
Why don’t you do yourself a favor darling and find someone else to annoy.
AU: Land Without Magic Extended
Couldn’t get enough, could you? Nope, neither could we! So as expected, our fun in the non-magical world will be extended to 9/2! So everyone gets another week to enjoy all the fun we’re having.
Below is a current list of all our participants. More information on the AU can be found on our AU page. Keep sending in your questions, and have fun interacting, everyone!
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Hi Ella, it's me. Throw me the usual--cranberry and gin--extra gin this time. Bad night as usual, surprise surprise.
Here you go darling.
And as usual my offer still stands if you want to talk about it.
No, I haven’t. I don’t plan to, either. I just can’t. She’s had enough responsibility on her hands than dealing with her troubled little sister. It’s a good thing she’d never step foot in here in here–no offense.
None taken.
Well, darling... I suppose there’s no use in telling you otherwise, so mind if I join you?
Hi Ella, it's me. Throw me the usual--cranberry and gin--extra gin this time. Bad night as usual, surprise surprise.
Here you go darling.
And as usual my offer still stands if you want to talk about it.
I hope you’re not just saying that so you can have all the good gin back, Ella. I won’t let it go so easily.
You’re right, though. Of course you’re always right. Truth is you’re really the only one in this tiny town I can even talk to. Lord knows where I’d be if it wasn’t for this bar. And, you.
Of course not darling.
So, I take it that you have yet to inform your sister about this little drinking habit of yours?
Hi Ella, it's me. Throw me the usual--cranberry and gin--extra gin this time. Bad night as usual, surprise surprise.
Here you go darling.
And as usual my offer still stands if you want to talk about it.
And turn away your best customer? I can’t turn away supporting a loyal business.
….
…I’ve really lost it, haven’t it?
No, I suppose you’re right.
I could continue to let you drink away your misery and not say anything, but you see I have actually come to care for you Zelena and as you well know that doesn’t come so easily for me.
Hi Ella, it's me. Throw me the usual--cranberry and gin--extra gin this time. Bad night as usual, surprise surprise.
Here you go darling.
And as usual my offer still stands if you want to talk about it.
What’s there new to say, Ella? Same crappy job, same crappy manager–now lack thereof because he dumped me–same stupid fashion business that only hires girls that look like beautiful goddess giraffes.
They might even hire you, if you tried.
What a shame, well it’s their loss really.
Now you know darling, I’m not one to turn down a nice glass of gin myself, but are you sure you want to keep doing this to yourself?
(AU) what's your favorite drink?
Gin.
Hi Ella, it's me. Throw me the usual--cranberry and gin--extra gin this time. Bad night as usual, surprise surprise.
Here you go darling.
And as usual my offer still stands if you want to talk about it.
Lily walked into the almost empty bar quietly, glancing around surreptitiously. It was only 2, and it was likely the place wasn't filled until at least 5, save for a few town drunks, but she couldn't even spot the owner. "Hello?" she called out, taking a few steps. This was the last place open on Main Street, and her last option. Lily was desperate: no job meant no money, and that meant nowhere to stay for the next few weeks. "Anybody home?"
Welcome darling, how may I help you?
“Tomorrow’s great,” Lily replied. “So, uh, I guess that means no weird tattoos or cotton candy colored hair?”
Wonderful, then I shall see you tomorrow. You would be correct.
Lily walked into the almost empty bar quietly, glancing around surreptitiously. It was only 2, and it was likely the place wasn't filled until at least 5, save for a few town drunks, but she couldn't even spot the owner. "Hello?" she called out, taking a few steps. This was the last place open on Main Street, and her last option. Lily was desperate: no job meant no money, and that meant nowhere to stay for the next few weeks. "Anybody home?"
Welcome darling, how may I help you?
“That’s great!” Lily smiled inwardly. Thank god for alcohol and all those who drink it. “So, when can I start? Is there a dress code here?”
How does tomorrow sound? While there is no dress code, I do ask that all employees must look presentable.
Lily walked into the almost empty bar quietly, glancing around surreptitiously. It was only 2, and it was likely the place wasn't filled until at least 5, save for a few town drunks, but she couldn't even spot the owner. "Hello?" she called out, taking a few steps. This was the last place open on Main Street, and her last option. Lily was desperate: no job meant no money, and that meant nowhere to stay for the next few weeks. "Anybody home?"
Welcome darling, how may I help you?
“Hi,” Lily offered up a tentative smile. “I was wondering if you have any openings here? I could really use a job while I’m in town.”
Lucky for you darling, I just happen to have an opening for a barista.
Lily walked into the almost empty bar quietly, glancing around surreptitiously. It was only 2, and it was likely the place wasn't filled until at least 5, save for a few town drunks, but she couldn't even spot the owner. "Hello?" she called out, taking a few steps. This was the last place open on Main Street, and her last option. Lily was desperate: no job meant no money, and that meant nowhere to stay for the next few weeks. "Anybody home?"
Welcome darling, how may I help you?
Land Without Magic
Hello darlings, you may call me Ella. I am the owner of a bar called De Vil’s where gin and glamour is our specialty. My inbox is now awaiting your questions.
(AU: No longer characters from fairy tales, but now just ordinary people born in the real world)
AU #3: Land Without Magic
Deep in a quaint little town of Fairyfield, Maine, there is a special group of people with a special kind of story: they’re just like everybody else. What would happen if the characters of Once Upon a Time weren’t cursed, weren’t enchanted, but were just ordinary people? What would become of our characters if they were born…in The Land Without Magic…?
All our players now have the freedom to create their own version of their character’s lives in the modern world. They can assume a new name, a new identity, a completely new life. Just a reminder, this isn’t a curse AU, but an AU where our characters were never fairytales in the first place.
This event will begin Friday 8/19 until 8/26 (with room for extension…) Check our characters’ blogs for specific details, and our AU page for more information.
If you have any questions, make sure to throw them our way! We can’t wait to see what you all come up with.
Are you just going to let Arthur rule the Underworld?
What do you think darling? If Arthur thinks he is going to rule this place, he is dreadfully mistaken.
Knock, knock.
Really darling? Why don’t you go find someone else to annoy, I’m sure Regina would be more than willing to put up with this nonsense.
